When Celestia learns of a Brony who abuses women, she sends the Mane 6 to stop him. Her only flaw is, the Mane 6 are only made up of women. If you liked this, or disliked this; , read Spike's Granny Smith by my good friend Chuckward.
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Just for those who were wondering, yes this is canon. The events in this story took place between Seasons 2 and 3
yes! Spike bitch slapped twilight lol.
Hahahahahaha! This was awesome! Here, have my scoots
What?
What? Why am I laughing so hard?
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I am a large Czechoslovakian man and what is this.
Also:
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um wat.
I wrote this to let you guys know, Kony 2012 is real and that George Lucas loves money.
Also the sky is blue and season 3 comes out November 10th
1576313 PENIS
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Why thank you regidar, that is also true.
1577348 Of course.
I can guess what inspired this
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1578016 Actually it was
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1578139 said like a gentleman
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Do it and you'll get the beating of a lifetime from the Mane 6 par Applejack who is completely useless, three pit bulls ripping you to shreds and red ants
LOL I couldn't stop laughing the entire time. Tnx a lot jerk now I have a stomach ache. But, anyways great story I loved the randomness of it and the mane 6 bad a*****! If your wondering why I censored myself it's, beacuse I hate cursing and your story just made an exception!
I give this 10/10 Rarities!
WTF did I just read?
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You may have read the wrong story, spike isn't in here. Also, twilight only gets used as a ball and chain, a cannonball and gets body slammed by Nigel/Mitt Romney.
1577083 Indeed
1579333 Yes yes.
Um this is just the last chapter edited to change the man beating his wife to Mitt Romney beating Barak Obama I even have proof
. You forgot to change the her into him
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Well, I'll fix that. But until I do, Barack Obama is a woman.
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no bro, I was just referring to the canon smacking of women in the show.
this is amazingness in a can
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Oh, we'll that makes more sense
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make one with spike in it please? That would be so damn funny. XD
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I will think of something for the next chapter. I did the re-edit to poke some fun at politics. Aside from that, upon your request, I will try to incorporate Spike into the next one.
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thanks man.
Liked, favorited, and sent praises of to the Pope.
Uhm... quacks don't echo.
Yeah
Because this is COMPLETELY for rated T..
Still funny
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Prove me wrong
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Did your parents drop you on your head from the Empire State Building when you were a kid?
How is this canon? Seriously!
1673736 Between season 2&3 bro. It's canon.
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I am so low right now. Seriously! I was enjoying some kickass Gun Barrel, writing a new chapter on one of my stories(check 'em out). Life was great! And then this fic shows up and punches me in the dick.
Here's aforementioned song. Enjoy.
1673773 I don't see how you could possibly dislike this story.
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Meet my friend.
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1673810 I'll call him Carl. Why don't you tell me why you don't like the story.
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It's Johann, actually. And I'm just jumping on the Dislike Bandwagon while it's still here. Yes, I'm a complete arse midget, but if a story gets that many dislikes, something's wrong and I don't have the mental capacity to endure bad things. I'll just wait for PeaceColt112 to show up someday and tear this fic a new one. Also, his other story is terribly-rated. This dude's a troll, right?
...Right?
1673857 Duh. Of course he's a troll.
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Oooph, that's a relief. Feels like Celestia had been sitting on my shoulders.
...No, Celestia, you're not fat.
1673872 Honestly, how could you expect him to not be a troll? Maybe it's just more obvious to other trolls.
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Makes sense. I do troll sometimes, but I don't really do that often.
Also - Celestia/Human romance. Does that intrigue you?
1673956 Not since that Celestia x Obama clopfic.
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OOH GAD WAT
Seriously, though.
Lieia fell on her back, panting.
“That’s the fifth time already. You’re certainly not running low on stamina.” The alabaster mare chuckled softly, pulling Lieia to her chest, soaking up the warmth from each other’s bodies.
“You’re a hard one to figure, Cel.”
“How so?”
“You never asked, you never even questioned how I came to be interested in you.” Celestia smiled a bit, sitting up, and pulling Lieia up with her in a wing hug.
“All that matters to me is that I know you love me.”
“Celestia, you have been pouring your soul out to me. I have to tell you. I wouldn’t even deserve your attention any other way.” She sat down more comfortably.
“Well, you know about my life. How I lost it all. Joined the Corps. Became an EXO, a ruthless one at that. You were saying the truth when you called me a war-mongering savage. I-“Celestia interrupted then, kissing her softly.
“Lieia, I had no right to say that. You fight for a just cause. You wish to return peace, freedom and justice to your worlds. Those are noble ideals, ones that every warrior worth his word should strive to uphold.”
“That’s like the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me, Celly. Well, to put it simply, you’re my sanctuary of sorts, a place where I can take a break from the war. And, at the risk of sounding too sappy, you’re my everything.” She poked Celestia in the chest softly.
“You always make me feel safe and welcome, Cel. That’s why I love you. You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me.” Celestia smiled, laying on her back and pulling the woman on top of her.
“It warms my heart to hear you say that, Lieia.”
Does that seem better?