In 1945, a man named Adolf Hitler killed himself due to American oppression. I believe that someone should make a memorial page for him in his honor. I hope you take part in his memorial, because I am making a video called Hitler 2012 to teach people about this poor mans life. Thank you for your concern and help.
- Starbird

I was texting, and my phone auto-corrected sure to Sherpa. What the fuck? Why did it do that? Was Steve Jobs a Sherpa?

HOW THE FUCK DO I ADD ANOTHER FUCKING BLOGPOST!

Sorry I got a bit out of hand right then and there, but it has been frustrating me for a while. I was planning on putting something about my stories when i find out, so if you can help me, that would be great.

They're just fucking scary! They run around at night, and you can't see what they're up to because their skin is so dark. Help me kill all Black people so that I can rest easy, knowing that there aren't any Black people trying to massage my bunyons in the night while I sleep.