The world of television as a medium has seen better days and this decade has seen the end of one too many programs come to an end: Breaking Bad, by and large, is no exception, having burnt itself out way earlier in the decade after its transitioning since the year 2008; of course, one would know this story from start to finish, irregardless of how many episodes were watched from start to finish as is.

What many of its fans and normies aren't aware of is that canonicity has taken a life of its own so quickly, people have used it to their liking; one particular method involves fanfiction, known for its questionable quality, having developed a stronghold within the very internet: in this case, it's no different, especially considering the propensity for crossovers and the like all the same, especially with the few alone.

Of course, this affair will not contain any references to drugs whatsoever, for this is not that kind of story anyone would even be looking for; however, it'll contain references to other media no higher than that of either My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic the series or the movie itself: as a matter of fact, one lonely dog will serve as the de facto main character, rather than the purple unicorn we'd all came to love before.

Written for the A Thousand Words Contest II in the Slice of Life category, but otherwise inadmissible.