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I actually lol'd quite hard at this bit.
Yes..this is what i wanted in a EqG x Pony crossover. The teenagers will probably see their adult versions as older siblings , it'll be adorable. Also I'm leaving this :
That sounds like a bore...
Is there a female equivalent of that insult? Don't think I've heard - or, more likely, read - one, but the closest I can come up with, off the top of my head, is "loose vag".
Really, all I ever hear/read are single-word slurs, like "bitch", "motherfucker", "whore", and so on; multi-word slurs have seemingly fallen out of fashion, including "limp dick", as far as I'm aware.
...I'm pretty sure she'd argue about those descriptors, since she ain't "old", nor is she Rarity.
I'm pretty sure you missed a 't' somewhere in these four words...
Please tell me the griffons aren't going to be hooked on brownies next...or ice...
I'm pretty sure my aunt can relate to this. Due to some...complicated history, involving a divorce from a gambler/money-waster and having to move back in with her now-elderly parents (my beloved grandparents) with her son, who also has mental issues, that cousin of mine wanted a dog.
Now that wouldn't be all that bad, if the breed he chose and forced his mother into buying wasn't one that is excessively energetic, attention-hogging, and bark-happy. Unfortunately for my aunt and grandparents, that's the one he chose (I don't know the breed's name), and since it's such a chore to, y'know, look after, he doesn't contribute to that at all. He also won't allow them to get rid of it.
So yes, it's all but left up to my aunt to care for the nightmare, and it's also negatively affected my grandparents, especially my grandpa. If my cousin had wanted a labradoodle - like the one my family has, who can be quite energetic (and loves to jump on us) but also knows how to be calm and lovable - then it wouldn't be so awful, but NOPE. Sigh...
My aunt already doesn't have a lot of money, due to having to spend so much on court fees and such, so having to spend money on kennel fees for that canine nuisance while she works...I have no idea what that must be like, but I do feel sorry for her.
10349516
if memory serves then the female equivalent of limp dick would be dry vagina.
would human applejack be more open to diffrent things as she is younger and is in a school while pony applejack might be more stuck in her ways and stubbon?
10349529
There's also clam jamming.
Edit: For obvious synonyms
10349516
Nah, the griffons won't get the "special" Brownies.
Yes, getting a puppy is super disruptive. My baby brother gets the puppy, then a week later starts a new job. I thought it would be a part time thing, you know, 4 or so hours a day 4 times a week at worse. NOPE! Full time 7-8 hours a day and maybe gets a day off every other week. So I was duped on that front. Then my dad is all like "Oh, I love this puppy so damn much. Thank you for taking care of him. If you didn't take care of him, we'd have to get rid of him and I'd miss him ever so much.". Even tho he knows I'm an insomniac night owl who doesn't want to spend all of his energy chasing around an energetic puppy all day long. Doesn't help that since I've had to take care of this puppy, I've bled more since we got him than I have in almost a decade. I'm not a cutter! I don't enjoy the sight of my own blood!
I just want my quiet time where I can read, write, do stuff for my let's play channel, and sleep on the once-in-a-blue-moon chance I can sleep. Is that so much to ask?
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your family sound very entitled, if i were you. I just give the puppy to a friend who likes dogs. The dog is suppose to be your younger brothers and so NOT YOUR REPONSIBILITY!
10349573
I have yet to determine the difference between best background pony and best background human that I will employ.
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10349578
Kill myself trying to watch a dog I never wanted or get killed by the family drama I'd start if I wanted to get rid of the dog? With such wonderful choices as that, is it any wonder why I can't decide?
I like this
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youre not even gonna get rid of the dog. You just lend it to someone whos better suited in taking care a dog while you get the rest you deserve. You're not the babysitter. Or.. you can adopt the dog yourself.. since clearly they don't want it
10349581
I don't know your age or financial situation (obviously; it'd be weird if I did), but if this was a 'normal' year, I'd recommend moving out and trying to interact with them as little as possible. Not cutting them out of your life entirely - doesn't sound bad enough for that drastic action - but just ignoring them for a bit, y'know?
10349590
tragically, I have no one like that. The only friend I have (who is also my only IRL friend) who might've been inclined to watch the dog lives in a no pets apartment.
I think I'm just gonna lay down the ultimatum tomorrow or something. I can't watch a dog when it's having a directly negative impact on my health, from being bitten, not being able to sleep, and being forced out into the sweltering sun all day lest the puppy destroy the house. Those are just the physical woes.
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they'll guilt trip you. But before you do contact extended family, aunt or uncle. Ask for their opinion. Express that its your brother's dog but you're the one takes all the responsibility. By asking your other family's opinions first you could potentially avoid being painted as the bad guy by your parents.
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That's not really an option. Technically I'm mentally disabled. One of the facets of that is that I can't hold down a job for any real length of time without suffering panic attacks that can lay me up for weeks on end. I won't even get into the hell that was my school life after my symptoms started manifesting in full. I am pretty much every negative stereotype about introverts given flesh. Medication has only ever delayed the inevitable slightly or made me less functional than your average stoner.
I get a small disability paycheck every month, but not nearly enough to actually sustain me if I were to live on my own and even if it did, the people upstairs would probably rule that I'm not fit to live alone.
I would almost certainly qualify for being checked into a long term psychiatric ward, but that is supremely unappealing. So I'm basically stuck with my emotionally manipulative father and blackmailing baby brother.
10349613
All the family on my dad's side are dead and all the family on my mom's side that are still alive actively hate my guts because I told them all off after they were all being jackasses to my mom during my grandfather's funeral. I'm not particularly worried about their opinion. It's more the ones I have to live with that I'm worried about.
10349625
oh, sorry to hear that.
10349629
I mean, I never knew my father's family as they all died before I was born and of my mom's family the only one worth a damn was my grandfather. (what he saw in my grandmother God only knows).Can't really miss what you never had.
Rainbow made cinnamon scones?
10350057
Human Rainbow did indeed make cinnamon scones.
““Good food encourages conversation. Conversation encourages friendship. ” Wise words from Pinkie.
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Much better than "anger leads to hate. Hate leads to the dark side"
It would have been great if she said #98462. That’s a number reference to Thomas and Friends.
That’s what happened to Steve Cash.