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Evilhumour


Well, this a fan of MLP who has just started to watch the show. And I like what I see!

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This story is a sequel to Diplomacy through schooling


Fourth in the Diplomacy-verse, and a part of the greater "Powers-That-Be" multiverse. Twilight Sparkle's had an interesting year and a half since meeting Swift-Pad, the diplomat from the Packlands. She's made new friends, she's traveled the world as a diplomat and learned a great deal about the other societies in the process, and opened a school to teach friendship and world cultures... and she's also seen the permanent downfall of two tyrannical enemies. Now, she's just looking forward to a peaceful time of teaching and enjoying life, while training to get her new powers under control.

But there's more to life that's coming her way. New travels, new dangers, new and exciting surprises. For a diplomat's duties are never done.


Cowritten by Evilhumour and Anon e Mouse Jr.. Tropes page for the Diplomacy-verse here.

Chapters (10)
Comments ( 74 )

Is still Chancellor Neighsay featured in this story?

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He might make an appearance later. It depends on how things go as we're writing.

Until next time...
Anon e Mouse Jr.

And we're back in the saddle again, nice start to the 4th Diplomatic series here! :pinkiehappy:

Love how you guys worked Friendship Games at the start there, coupled with the Sparkle Family, Celestia & Alpha going over the EQG world for a chat plus getting some surprising answers regarding Sunset. This is already off to a great start! :yay:

Surprised the gang didn't have a picture of dragon Spike for them to check out, would have loved to see their reactions! :rainbowlaugh::moustache:

Thanks for an awesome start, take care you 2! :twilightsmile:

Her parents just laughed. “Unlike you or your mother, Twilight, I’m actually a good dancer,” Night Light said nuzzling his wife who was giving him a look.

So Twilight got her dancing skills from her mother :trollestia:

Leaning against the corner of the portal, Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes. “Eggheads the multiverse over,” she muttered, though she had a grin on her face as she said it.

Yup :twilightsmile:

“That’s not what I’m concerned about,” Vice-Principal Luna said. “She looks like… well, like she’s let herself go.”

Don't you know it's rude to talk a mare's age and/or weight :pinkiecrazy:

“Magical harmony stuff. Right,” Rainbow Dash said with a nod.

Not quite but close enough :moustache:

Another step along the road of Diplomacy, this time to maybe someone realise that if portals, fractures appeared all over Equestria, they might have over EQG space as well, but EQG have communications and internet for faster information search and collation? As long as someone realises, SciTwi can quickly get a hold of things, and the rest of the Girls are used to the tech as well?

Pity all the old companies aint there any more. SciTwi uses Acorn, Rarity uses Sharp, Pinkie uses Tangerine, Fluttershy uses HEX, AJ uses Big Blue, and Dash uses her Girlfreinds? Whats poor Spike end up with? Oric?

If theres only one Guardian per pair of gates, and an awful lot of Gates got closed, that an awful lot of Guardians, that got Retired? :twilightoops:

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Another step along the road of Diplomacy, this time to maybe someone realise that if portals, fractures appeared all over Equestria, they might have over EQG space as well, but EQG have communications and internet for faster information search and collation? As long as someone realises, SciTwi can quickly get a hold of things, and the rest of the Girls are used to the tech as well?

The new and temporary portals may have manifested all over Equestria, but on the human side, they were limited to the grounds of CHS, since that's where they were physically created. So no major reveals of magic to the rest of the human world.

Until next time...
Anon e Mouse Jr.

Sunset smiled and squeezed her hand. “Well, who knows. You’ll find someone, some day, I’m sure.”

I'm sure she will too, and who knows that person might be closer than you both think :pinkiecrazy:

Neither of them noticed a woman coming from the parking lot, who had a look of surprise on her face as she saw Twilight.

...Cadance? :trixieshiftright:

“It was my pleasure,” Dean Cadance said. “Twilight has always meant the world to me.”

Aha I was right :trollestia:

As the eight girls gathered into a hug, the Alpha, who’d hung back, traded glances with Principal Celestia. “I wonder if I could achieve a transformation by singing here?” he mused.

Just be careful, we don't want rumors of werewolves to start cropping up now do we :trollestia:

Just then, the door flung open, and a scowling siren floated in. “I. Hate. Politics,” she spat, before glancing over to the crib, her gaze instantly softening.

That's because you care :twilightsmile:

“Well,” Twilight said. “That was unexpected.” She tilted her head. “And Magic is telling me to give my niece a hug for her.”

Magic is wise and you should get right on that :moustache:

Glad that the rest of Twilight's visit to the other world went without any other mishaps, except for Cadence going into labor went they just got back! Speaking of which it was smart thinking putting those limiters on Flurry before she went out & did something terrible (like breaking a certain crystal heart with her wails :raritywink:)

Another sweet chapter & glad the site's back for me to enjoy it, excellent work you 2! :twilightsmile:

A very chilled-out chapter (so to speak), glad that the Crystalling went without a hitch & we finally got to see Cadence parents. Hopefully Luna/Pharynx foal won't cause too much of an uproar when she finally goes into labor in 2 months (give or take):twilightsheepish:

“She was very good at it,” Night Light contributed. “I’d almost swear… well, in some way, it sounded like your singing voice, but pitched differently, Twilight.”

Hah, nice shoutout to the fact that Twilight's singing voice is also Sunset's VA in RL. And Cadence's parents were nice to see, we just hear about her being adopted by Earth Ponies but never see them in canon which is a shame. Can't wait for the next chapter.

yes!! im like number 10!! also- love this series...great chapter!!

She looked around at their fellow passengers - four of the six who had once freed her from Umbrea’s control, along with Tempest Shadow and Grubber, whom Cadance had specifically invited

For some reason I find this very interesting :trollestia:

In two separate locations, a nose twitched suddenly, and their owners wondered the same thing: What was that about?

Congratulations, you have now been shipped :yay:

Just realised..

Abacus, tool of accountants, Cinch, to twist tight.

Shes a Tight Wad. :pinkiegasp:

In another part of the crowd, the Alpha eyed his new look with interest. “Fascinating,” he said.

The Alpha raised his eyebrow in intrest and spocked, "Facinating". :pinkiehappy:

I just realized, did we say the fate of the PVE society? I feel like we just kinda forgot about them.

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They were last mentioned in the third story after trying one of their usual stunts and getting in a lot of trouble for it. Between that, events at the start of the war and the world coming together in general, they've lost a lot of their backing.

Until next time...
Anon e Mouse Jr.

“It was their fault for complaining that Lus broke their rigged game,” Pharynx shot back as the two of them made their way over to Luna with Metanotum chuckling as she followed them. “If it was a fair game, then Luna wouldn’t have needed to do so.”

The moral of he story is: "To defeat cheaters you don't lower yourself to their level... you crush them with overwhelming force " :pinkiecrazy:

“Which is ready,” Spike said with a smile. “I made Fettuccine al burro, with a few special touches of my own.”

Ahhh Spike, ever the greatest assistant and honorary butler :trollestia:

Twilight had excused herself to better compass a list of her points she wanted to bring up to the other princesses

Will it point north? :trixieshiftright:

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Thanks for the catch

Sweet fun time for Aunt Luna here, although Thorax & Metanotum may return the favor!:rainbowlaugh: I was surprise to see Rainbow finally connecting with her element, not to mention Spike pleasing everyone with his cooking skills! :twilightsmile::moustache:

They need to find a Windigo compatible Yak?

Good thing the Equestria Girls universe through the mirror doesnt have Human levels of War Machine?:twilightoops:

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True, very true. Though then again, the pony side is really medieval in their technology...

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Still impressive how a sling bullet can go through thin plate armor?

Or a winch crosbow with bodkin head?

How powerful would a Minotaur winch crossbow be?:twilightoops:

“And we are not at such a technologically advanced state that such weaponry can be crafted without drawing attention,” Luna said. “Perhaps a ballista bolt fired could be enough but I doubt it.”

I feel like this is foreshadowing something, but I can't put my finger on...Oh right guns.

"I am not surprised," Luna said matter of factly with a serious face, which would have been impressive if not for the fact she had a whipped cream moustache at the moment.

Heh :ajsmug:

Ok twilight being in a threesome was something I did not edit expect to actually happen. Also, twilight meeting her idol Starswirl will be a huge shock after seeing how much of an ahole he is.

Welcom Prince Asterix.

Now, where did that Druid get to. Well, theres a Zebra Shaman instead. :yay:

"Spike? Fire up the skimmer. It's time."

Why does ths make me think of an Audi Quattro, and Pinkies Infinite Legs joke? :pinkiehappy:

wow... even in his journal he was a bit of a cantankerous ass.

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And that bit came straight from show canon, actually.

Until next time...
Anon e Mouse Jr.

"A couple of things," Twilight said. "Sunburst got one of those blind buys - a sealed barrel with assorted stuff in it. He's hoping he'll find some good books inside once he gets it open."

...Twilight, i hope you're more capable of keeping your excitement under control than your canon counterpart and actually stop to think before casting any spells that opens portals to Limbo :trixieshiftleft:

"Dear Pharynx, a lady never kisses and tells!" Rarity said primly. "Although I have noticed Vinyl giggling a lot more if the subject is brought up..."

A lady may not kiss and tell, but she does love to gossip :trollestia:

“And don’t forget you can add to the horde,” Velvet said causing Celestia to blush a brilliant red. Only Twilight saw her face droop a little as she turned away.

:pinkiesad2:

“Well well, our daughter found herself some new friends,” Velvet said.

They were already friends, now they're just something more :trollestia:

"Let's get to work," she said.

Just be careful, and don't cast spells before thinking things through and making preparations :trixieshiftleft:

Wow lots of things happened in these 2 almost back-to-back chapters, glad that Luna's foal was born without too much incident😉

Also seems the gang will be dealing with the pillars & the Pony of Shadows, not to mention the bit arrogant Starswirl. Hope he can keep himself in check cause there's a certain unicorn mom that's gonna have some choice words for him regarding his fave grandson turning into a dog cause of his portal magic. :twilightangry2:

I must say I'm very impressed. I never imagined the Diplomat story ark would be so great. "A diplomatic" visit is quite amazing. Someone who finally taught Twilight the true meaning of being a princess, as well as the existence of other changeling hives, more nicer than Chrysalis. "Diplomat at Large" is amazing too, never were there so many great kingdoms. And the Storm King defeated by a united world, now that is genius, and what touched my heart were the part where Sunset and Celestia made peace with each other earlier than expected. And "diplomacy through schooling", where the heck was that Twilight when she wanted to open her school in the first place. "Diplomat's life" is also great. I read through all those stories and I still can't get enough of it, love every word on this, keep up the good work and continue to write this fascinating story.

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Thank you kindly for these kind words. It brings a smile to my face and don't worry; there will be a new chapter very shortly.

Switching out Sombra for Stygian Plus? Certainly fits the power scaling better?

Glad that the quest for the artifacts needed to free the pillars went smoothly than canon, especially for the dragon sibs. Course even with preparations the shadowy one escaped regardless. :twilightoops:

It was good seeing the gang curb down Starswirl's arrogance somewhat, especially since Twilight worked so hard in bringing the many races from beyond Equestria together. That last bit worry me though, hoping things go well for Stygian like in canon. :twilightsmile:

Hahaha! Starswirl called Celestia fat, I'm sure Luna would say that it's from all the cake she eats. Also, Twilight finally gets to see that Starswirl is kinda an asshole like how she used to be pre-season albeit he's a bit worst. I'm sure Torch would want to meet Flash Magnus again after 1000 years.

When the two had left, she went back to studying the journal. "Spike was right," she muttered. "His hornwriting is terrible."

Looks like she won't be blinded by her hero worship this time around :eeyup:

"And the Pony of Shadows with them," Trixie said nervously. "Unless you have some way to get rid of his powers when he comes back too?"

Thank you Trixie for being the voice of reason here, I just hope that Twilight listens :trixieshiftleft:

“ I said not to call me that in public ,” he grumbled under his breath. "But... yeah, I think I did. Made a great surfboard on the lava flows."

Wonder what it's made of if it can handle being in lava... and blocking dragonfire :trixieshiftleft:

"Mm-hmm!" came the replies, as eight Powers began to glow and three other unicorns lit their horns.

Well, six Powers (who have barely begun to figure out how to use their Power) and two Adjucants (with a slightly greater understanding on how to use the Power they have been granted) :moustache:

"Hmmph." Starswirl closed his eyes. "Mark my words," he said. "You'll see."

So will you :coolphoto:

"Mm." Starswirl nodded. “I see that you have grown much in the time away, though I feel that your more sedentary lifestyle hasn’t fully agreed with you.”

Did he just call her fat :trollestia:

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He did call her fat which is why Celestia's eye twitched after that comment. I'm sure luna fully agrees and state that Celestia needs to go on a cake free diet.

Thank god that Starswirl is not a major d*** and bigot like how the show made him

Well, at least the keys do something other than making a new castle for Twilight. Yeah, Starswirl needs to do a lot of talking afterward and reflect on how his worldview needs adjusting.

"I agree," Rockhoof said. "But I'm currently of the opinion that I love it! Aaaaaaaah! "

I agree :trollestia:

"I'll be back, Mom," he promised. "Count on it."

Wonder what he means by that

You get a key, you get a key, and you get a key and Rabia, they get the New Key Ly.:pinkiecrazy:

I always thought te idea of a single central castle was so that you could stick lots of residents in it for protection and living etc, instead of covering lots of land with homes that otherwise could be used for growing food for the people growing the food? Lowest overall costs are resident workers?

The talk during the ride toward the Crystal Empire was enjoyable, not to mention each one's battle cries jumping off the skimmer! :rainbowlaugh:

The first round against the Pony of Shadows (or Rabia as we found out) sure was intense, right up to Twilight jumping inside it to get Stygian. Course the part that stuck out to me the most was what happened after Twilight went inside Rabia :

The Pony of Shadows laughed. "Foolish girl... her might shall be mine!"
Then a wave of flame struck him in the face, causing him to rear back as Spike unleashed his rage, and the battle was joined again.

Yep, you don't wanna incur either Twilight or Spike's wrath in times like these! :rainbowdetermined2:

Loved the chest's role in the final push against Rabia here, well played! :twilightsmile:

Wonder if we'll get to see Spike molting before the tale's over? That would be the cherry on top for me. :moustache:

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Somewhat, castles served as seats for nobles to project their power across their domains. Within castles, you had garrisons which could be sent out on patrol for bandits and enemy forces. They also served as sanctuaries for the peasants in times of war which was a key aspect of the feudal social contract.

Yaay, they got the Crystal Tree, and a better idea for how to use it as well.

Apparently someone remembered Rule One of Cohen The Barbarian as well. :moustache:

Always liked the idea of the Rainbow Floor decoration myself, where teh different colours are guide lines to different areas. Trouble is, when I had to got to a local hospital that used such a method, I couldnt recognise the guide as such, even with the large hanging direction signs. Usual people have no problem, following the yellow strip floor. :unsuresweetie:

I wonder if the students or Maud explores teh underground passages that not only will easily connect Palace and School, to avoid the weather, but will also follow teh crystal veins that run to the mines beneath Canterlot amongst others?

Sweet way of getting the crystal castle plus a free upgrade for the school, and without Golden Oaks sacrifice (looking at you Hasbro!:twilightangry2:)

Hopefully it will be put to much better use, also loved the interactions between our huge cast in these Diplomatic stories, course there's my fave scene here :

"So," Velvet said as she approached Starswirl, eyes narrowing, and her voice low, so as to avoid being overheard. "You're the one who made that mirror that turned my grandson from a dragon into a dog."

"Stars above, that mare is intimidating," he said to himself.

Was so hoping to see these 2 interacting in regards of Spike's form in that other world, well done! :rainbowlaugh::raritywink:

Looking forward to the wrap up in the remaining chapters! :twilightsmile:

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Chapter; there is one left and is already written.

Just waiting until tomorrow to post it.

"Well," Rainbow Dash finally said, looking around. "That was... something."

Yup :eeyup:

In all the excitement, a certain young trio of still Markless fillies wandered about, looking at things in awe.

They're unsupervised and excited :twilightoops:

"So do I," Luna added, watching her son with a smile. "We must find a way to arrange for them to get together more often."

Oh the property damage :pinkiecrazy:

Wheeeee, The older you get, the faster time flies by, and Season 9 at least sure went quick. :pinkiehappy:

I wouldnt expect Tirek to recover at all, not when ever year, a cupcake with a tiny pair of cymbals on top appears inside his cell. :pinkiecrazy:

A truely powerful Big Bad?. I wonder how upset theyll be when they discover, after sucessfully gaining All the Powers, that theyve been Ackbared. :trollestia:

Cutie Mark Failure Insanity Syndrome 

This sounds really bad :twilightoops:

Celestia had thus had her petrified, with the approval of all others consulted (including the doctors and her fellow Royals), and Cozy's stone form now resided in a private storeroom somewhere in the castle with a dedicated guard patrol to keep an eye on her.

This is a dumb idea, every lock or seal eventually breaks and then she'll just get out and cause problems all over again.

It would be smarter to lock her up normally so that she eventually dies of old age :trixieshiftleft:

There was a sudden twinkling sound about them, and a calming effect.

And with it came the absolute certainty that ultimately, though both still had an uneasy feeling about the gem's theft, everything would be just fine.

Okay this is either really good, or horrifyingly bad :unsuresweetie:

In the Place Between Realms, the Void Between Dimensions, a windigo walked up to a mighty being, and gave the mighty being a bow before handing a crystal to them.

"The Gem of Sacanas," they mused. "Is mine again."

They had invested much time in that world, and while Tirek had failed in the goals that been intended for him, in the long run the Lady of Winter had performed her duties as the extra agent in place with the centaur and the few others flawlessly.

Dammit Aputsiaq :trixieshiftleft:

Wow, S9 went by very quickly in this tale, glad that I saw my fave purple dragon finally molting & getting his wings though! :pinkiehappy:

Also it was cool seeing what else happened to everyone, course a few sure got the short end of the stick at the end there (Adagio, Tirek & Cozy). Not to mention that small cliffhanger at the end with a small preview of that *Master* the Storm King talked about on his dying breath. :twilightoops:

Thanks again Evil & Anon for these Diplomatic stories, looking forward to see what you come up with next later down the road! :twilightsmile:

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