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Badmiral Biscuit


Sometimes slice of life is saucy.

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"What's that smell? Is it a ban for inappropriate cover art?"

Kinda forgot to put trigger warnings in the story description, so here you go: sex box, all that comes with sex boxes, incest. if you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family.

Coverart's unlinked, 'cause she's got a popsicle up her butt. Cold (and sexy)! Derpibooru's your friend, as well as the number 1510873. I don't have to tell y'all how that works.

If you haven't yet, call your mom and say hello. It's mother's day!

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Just FYI, you can edit the story description to add the trigger warnings.

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I know, but it's more fun this way. Let 'em read after the fact what they should've known before diving in. :P

EDIT: Boy, some of y'all don't have a sense of humor.

Just like the cover art, very adorable :heart:.

Mmmmm. This was really good, I especially liked the subtle references to Morning Glory finding new kinks to try with her coltfriend and her mom wanting to share her husband for some fun.

Also, when the guards showed up, I immediately knew it was about to get busy!

Also also, I think my favorite part of this whole thing:

“As if.” Morning Glory started to turn, and then paused. “Wait, both? Like, you can get fucked in the box, too?”

“Up to you. Stallions don’t mind, as long as they’ve got something to stick their dick in.”

“Hmm.” She eyed the stallions approaching the box. “None of them look worth it.”

Like, dayum, she know's what's up. Also the casual implication of ponies just rutting and not caring if they have a foal is one of those tropes I've seen implemented casually by you before, but to see it vocalized in such a raw manner... damn dude.

He he...ponut, best word in the English language hands down.

“Oh yeah.” Morning Glory hoofbumped her mom. “Let’s get ice cream, and then surprise Dad with a threesome.”

I'm sorry good sir but I'm going to have to ask you for a sequel.

She shifted around and sat on her rump so she could stroke her shaft with her forehooves, and that was enough to set him off. This time, she kept him in his mouth until she was sure he was done and then let him pull back.

His shaft, her mouth

And then it was her turn; Coral was frantically rubbing her clit while bobbing up and down the stallion’s length, her nose was full of the scent of her mom’s arousal, and she couldn’t hold on any more, shivering and sneezing as she climaxed.

Did you transition to Morning Glory in the middle of this paragraph?

I really enjoyed this story, well done! :raritywink:

She wasn’t the best student, but she wasn’t an idiot, either. “This is a sex box,” she whispered.
“Told you today would be fun. I traded my shift with Coriander.”

Now I wonder what Coriander is doing today.
Important (and undoubtedly boring) paperwork?
Or did Coral asked for something tamer than usual to not overwhelm Morning?

“Rookie mistake.”
“Shut up and give me a towel.” A glob of cum on her forehead was dribbling down towards her eye.

I almost expected Coral would give her a smile for a few seconds, then continue to lick her clean.
"You're welcome, but remember: if I spill anything I'll expect you to help me out in return."

The mare’s locker room lacked a sex box

Awww...


Good story!
I enjoyed reading it.

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He he...ponut, best word in the English language hands down.

It really is

I'm sorry good sir but I'm going to have to ask you for a sequel.

Maybe one of these days . . . we'll see!

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Did you transition to Morning Glory in the middle of this paragraph?

I think the whole paragraph's supposed to be focused on her, I blame the lack of pronouns in English :derpytongue2:

I really enjoyed this story, well done!

Thank you! :heart:

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Now I wonder what Coriander is doing today.
Important (and undoubtedly boring) paperwork?

Maybe she's relaxing on the beach or something, working on her tan.

Or did Coral asked for something tamer than usual to not overwhelm Morning?

Also possible. . . .

I almost expected Coral would give her a smile for a few seconds, then continue to lick her clean.
"You're welcome, but remember: if I spill anything I'll expect you to help me out in return."

That would have been hotter, wouldn't it have been?

The mare’s locker room lacked a sex box

Awww...

A terrible oversight, to be sure.

Good story!
I enjoyed reading it.

Thank you! :heart:

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