Equestria Girls: Disney Odyssey: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

by Mister V

Bloopers/"I Love Trash"

In a large theater, Mr.V steps out onto the stage. "Ladies and gentlemen." He said. "We thank you for joining the first journey of our heroes, the Rainbooms and their new friends. And now, we are please to present to you, dear readers, the first of our blooper reels, showing that we are not perfect. These reels will be followed by a special performance from our cast." A large screen then lowers down and a projecter starts showing the bloopers. The first blooper shown is the moment when Principal Celestia and Vice Principal Luna calm the crowds.

"Don't worry, everyone." Principal Celestia said. "It's probably just a rare tectonic event."

"Still, some of us should check out..." Vice Principal Luna began before correcting herself. "Check. It. Out. Check it out." everyone starts chuckling. "Thank you. I am a professional." The second blooper shows the moment when Spiritina appears.

"To you, who have opened the Book of Disney, greetings." The mask said. "I am Spiritina, the spirit of the Book of Disney." Just then Bugs Bunny leans on the wall munching a carrot.

"Eh, was you expecting Mickey Mouse, maybe?" Bugs asked, causing everyone to laugh. The third blooper shows the Rainbooms fall onto a large wagon, but instead of hay, there are chickens in it all clucking like crazy. This again makes everyone laugh.

"Okay, can we lose the chickens and switch to hay." The director said while.

"Yeah..." Sunset began, before spitting out a feather. "That seems like a good idea." The fourth blooper shows Snow White and Trinity starting to move in the beds.

"Look out." Bashful said in fear.

"They're movin'." Sneezy added, also in fear.

"They're wakin' up." Happy also added.

"What'll we do?" Sneezy asked.

"Hide" Doc said, and the dwarves, scrambling in panic, hid in the 3 remaining beds in a perfect pyramid, only to fall into a big pile as everyone chuckled.

"CUT!" The director said. "Come on, you guys! We're burning daylight here. Now take your places and let's do it again." The fifth and final blooper shows Trinity turning Prince Florian back into a human.

"With our hearts becoming one, let the damage be undone." She said. And in an instant, the raven suddenly transformed, but instead of a Prince Florian, the raven turned into Gonzo the Great.

"Hey, I'm not in this show, right?" He asked the director.

"Right." The director said. Then, with the blooper reel over, both the screen and the curtain go up to show Sloppy taking trash out of his trash can.

"Okay, okay!" He said. "I waited long enough, and now the time has come!"

"Sloppy, what are you doin' anyway?" Doc ask as he came out on stage.

"What does it look like I'm doin' Doc?" Sloppy asked back.

"Well, it looks like your taking a guess, uh, making a mess." Doc answered.

"I'm gettin' ready for the big tribute song, so I'm taking all my trash out." Sloppy replied. "Isn't it beautiful?"

"Well, I wouldn't exactly mall, uh, ball, uh, call it beautiful." Doc replied.

"Well I would!" Sloppy declared. "Just look at it all. What a beautiful junky mess of rotten, rusty, mangy, musty, crumby, crusty, beautiful trash." He then takes out a worn out top hat and a broken cane and begins to sing his song.

He dances to the tune as he sings his song, showing his love to trash. "If you really wanna see something, trashy look at this." He said. He then takes out a sneaker that tattered and worn. It's all full of holes and the laces are torn. It was a gift from his mother the day he was born. He loves it because it's trash. "Here's some more rotten stuff." He then pulls out some newspaper thirteen months old, with a wrapped fish inside it, it's smelly and cold. But he wouldn't trade it for a big pot o' gold for he loves it because it's trash. "Now look at the rest of this junk." He grabs a clock that won't work and an old telephone, a broken umbrella, a rusty trombone and he is delighted to call them my own. He loves them because they're trash. Then, dancing girls in trash can costumes go a kick chain as Sloppy goes into the finale, to the sound of the audience clapping.

Everyone backstage on the other hand was looking suprised.

"That was the tribute song?" Twilight asked.

"If it makes Sloppy happy." Sunset said with her hand on Twilight's shoulder.

In honor of Caroll Spinney

Author's Note:

Yes folks! The special ending is a blooper reel. I've quite enjoy watching these, and since of MLP:EG and Disney have made them, why note make one of my own. And Since one of my OCs is voiced by Caroll Spinney, who voiced both Big Bird and Oscar the Grouch, the character he's based on, I made this in tribute to him. RIP Caroll, you will always be known as both a big lovable bird and a grouchy trash guy.

Comments

[Darth Wrex]

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So, your done with this?

[Mister V]

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Yep, on to the next EG:DO story. I'm still working on the ENG stuff if you're wondering.

[Darth Wrex]

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Okay, just asking.

[Starlight Nova]

Will this series have original songs in it?

[Godslittleprincess]

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I don't think that's the key issue. The issue I'm having is that the addition of the new dwarves feels unnecessary as if you added them just for the sake of adding them and not because they were needed for the story. Hopefully, the next few chapters end up proving me wrong.

[Mister V]

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Oh, they will.

[Godslittleprincess]

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Maybe for the handwashing scene, you could have them laugh at how silly the dwarves are being. You could also have had Pinkie, Sunset, and maybe one other girl do more to try to get the soap out of Dopey. In the part where the dwarves jump Grumpy, they could be like " What are they doing?" and "I don't know, " and then, Fluttershy could be all "Oh my goodness! Please be gentle! You don't want to hurt him." Maybe RD and/or AJ could have started a water fight, and Rarity could have even gotten her clothes or hair wet in the ensuing chaos and started freaking out or something. Just try to put yourself in the girls' position and think of what a real-life human being with personality traits similar to theirs would do in that kind of a situation.

[Godslittleprincess]

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If I did that every time you underutilize a character, I might as well just write the whole story for you. All I can tell you is that whatever you did for Lank and Bulk in that chapter you have to do for every single character. You need to think about who each of these characters really are and what would feel natural for them to do be doing in every situation.

[Godslittleprincess]

Okay, okay, things got interesting at the end. I will say that much.