As of this comment post, 20 views with a 8L to 8D ratio. Geez mate, whose petunias did you piddle in?

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whose petunias did you piddle in?

you chose those words carefully didn't you.

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I don't think about anything. The words gush forth as soon as they hit my brain, like a bukake of literary wonder

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well considering the subject-mater,it was very apt.

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To be honest mate, I haven't read this one, or really any of his porn stories for that matter. I only do so when I have something funny to say or something to rant over, and by and large his are pretty well structured as far as the niche of porn goes.

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I just gotta say, "Bukake of literary wonder" is an amazing thing to read in my comments. :P

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I just got a sofurry account not to long ago. Prepare to see my brilliance splashed across the whole of anthrodom lest I a felled by the banhammer of Narcmod

Dude what the hell this doesn’t have Tom cruise in it

It’s just two dudes fuckin’

This was fun.

Not into the watersports, but V-Claw's always worth a read.

I believe I speak for everyone here when I say "MOAR"