I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.
Spike has a really big announcement to tell all of his friends, and he was proud to say that he became the mascot for a really big company. However, while half of them are happy about his new job, the other half are shocked and appalled.
Of course, that's because they knew something Spike apparently didn't.
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My mind immediately went to a dirty place.
It was the right place.
Eh, I'm not so sure Spike would be quite that innocent. I mean, it's been what, five years now? He has to be pushing his late teens at least.
6968204 Mine sadly went the same place though I was sure I was going to be fooled like that one story where the girls were spying on him stoking himself something fierce and it ended up just him polishing up some shoes.... first rule of test taking always go with your first answer
...
So...
Pinkie knew...
...the entire time.
K then.
Poor Spike.
Now, give us your Greedy face, baby.
Oh yeah, OH YEAH.
Oh, don't tell me...
...yyyyup.
Not gonna lie, been waiting a long time for someone to make a story like this
5/5 taches
You should write a sequel about Spike wanting to start a relationship with the CMC.
wow a popsicle... yeah a popsicle.
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I'm all for that ship, but how is it even relavent to to this story?
It breaks my heart that Rarity doesn't want a dildo with Spike's face on it.
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It's been more like 1.5 years, actually.
I need an adult.
That was bucking good!!! I figured it out about a third in but still good!!!
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I AM AN ADULT
This is will change a person...
6968204 Eyup!
Sequel. An older, Spike, accepted the job.
You should charge B. Dragon for product placement
Poor Spike. He can never catch a break!
I thought you might use the real world counterpart bad dragon. At least I believe that is the company's name.
Related:
Lost it at Fluttershy saying some of those toys shoot stuff. Ow my sides...
........
Funny story though. Loved it!
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Well...
Didn't see that coming.
If you think about it, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy are the most promising candidates to know about that company.
Other question:
Would they buy something like that when Spike is involved like this?
Good story!
Oh, sweet baby Moses. I had the moment I was like... wait why is it a big deal, that the company makes toys....
Ohhhhhhh .
6968842 Something tells me she has a dragon penis shaped dildo.
You're telling me that Starlight Glimmer living in the middle of a desert town, and by necessity unable to have close companions, never got bored enough to go to Terrible Drake?
"Terrible Drake" ..... oh geez.
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Hazel: You actually saw that video?
Hester: We thought we were the only ones
Hazel: Good thing our OC is asleep, (cradles Bunny) you know how much she throws up
Hester: (nods) A disadvantage for her Love Immunity
Hazel:
Hester, please tell me our dear OC is sleeping like a log now
Hester: Just the opposite?
Spike: Um, Bunny? Are you oka-
Bunny: (vomits)
Fluttershy: Oh no! Bunny, no!
Spike: What's wrong? Is it something I said?
Bunny: (vomits) You're...dang right
Spike: I don't understand, what's wrong with you?!
Hester: Spike! Bunny's Love Immunity made her sensitive to gross stuff
Bunny: (vomits) Make it stop!
Twilight: Oh great! Go to the toilet while you still can! It's right next to this room!
Bunny, Hester, Hazel: (runs to the toilet)
This, my good writer, was simply GOLDEN!
6968275 i think he is a bit older than that, after all we don't know how fast ponies grow or twilight's age, other than being a young filly just out of foalhood, when she hatched Spike's egg
6979248 yeah, she is taking precautions for when Spike hits majority age
6970465 yeah, it is and they dont sell just dragon shaped dildos
8024010 Cool yeah i ordered a lion one from zeta creations back in the day. i think that company went under. lol took me 6 months to get it.
The popsicle
How does that music go again?
Dah dah dah duh dah DAH!! Pft!
PFFFFFT HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THIS WAS HILARIOUS!!
I'm gonna need my sides back.
l love boomerang storytelling