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The cast of Uncommon Bond come together to play a different kind of game... one of the Pen and Paper Roleplaying variety! As the Gamemaster, Sunburst soon discovers a clear disconnect between the player's mindsets and the game world he's created for them. In other words, playing with these ponies is a total pain in the neck.

Meet Moromane the Demon Hunter, Peach the Oni-Blooded Brawler, Roku the Rock Farmer and Sakura Petals the Courtesan as they explore the fantastic world of Ninja Adventures In Neighpon.

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of imagination

I sang this in Gene Wilders voice.
Not what I expect from Smut Extraordinaire, Frocto himself.

So Sunburst and his potential waifus come together to play Ogres and Obliettes?

Which is a canon pen and paper game on the show, btw, been featured a few times.

Well, if Trixie insists on month-long rests after every encounter, then Sunburst definitely has a lot to work with. "Around week two of your wait, demon-sorcerers assume control of the capital. By week three, the families of every demon Moromane slew have been released into the Material Plane and seek vegeance. By day twenty-eight, they find it."

In any case, looking forward to seeing where this goes. Hopefully Twilight will help Sunburst when he really needs it.

9507416
Yeah, it's a bit of a departure for me! But we'll be back to our regularly-scheduled smut right after this.

9507471
Thanks! Trixie's character, and her invitations of punishment by the GM, are based on an old friend I used to play pnp with. That said, I don't think this story's going to have a happy ending.

Ri2

Why are their characters humans? This is Equestria

9507581
"I have no idea why TSR decided to come out with their big human-supplement book just a few months after my first trip through the mirror." :twilightsheepish:

That is a great start, I was going to say I have heard gamers with characters...

But please let's all to nice (up to the point those players get bothersome...)

"Having assisted the local innkeeper with some bullies, you’ve been offered free rent and board for as long as you stay in town."

:facehoof: Oh, Sunburst. You know not what you do.

... Oh! Well. That degenerated quickly. And hilariously. I can only imagine where it goes from here.

I mean, they could've tried looping around and going with the flow of the stream...

But yeah, not exactly the most ninja of party compositions.

"and access ramps for disabled Mountain Oni, too!"

I am expecting to hear this in some future podcast.😂

i don´t think Sunburst was trying to make anypony swim in poop water I think he just used the first waterway he could find.

Ri2

Starlight cracked her knuckles.

WHAT knuckles?

I'd have expected Twilight to put up more of a protest to all the backstabbing and to just murdering the bandits.

9509369
Oops, my bad! Fixed now, thanks.


9508957
Glad you're enjoying the story!

Suddenly, Gamemastering again didn’t seem so bad.

As long as it's not this group...

Hilarious madness from start to finish. Thank you for it. :twilightsmile:

9509257

Would be delightful.

Is it bad I want to remember some of this for one of my games?

“32d6 damage...?” asked Sunburst.

Ha-HA, I haven't seen that happen since a 10man Volkite Culvarin squad went after a militia squad.
*sigh* good times.

9513176
Please treat your GM better than these guys do! I'm a forever-GM IRL so I definitely have the most experience with Sunburst's position here.


9510815
Thankyou!

9515716
Heh, no worries there. I'm pretty much the main dm for my group because I'm probably the best at pulling stuff out of nowhere for when the party inevitably derails or ignores what was planned.

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