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Curtis Wildcat


Don't ask questions. Just have fun. Slam the oven door and join the party.

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He is without question the Marquis of Inattention. He lacks everything and he'll reject it all without mention. But don't be fooled by his tenure at their school; he will find his way... at least that's what they say.

Everyday is an ordinary day... since as they fly, he's an ordinary guy.

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Rated T due to high school imagery and immaturity.

Fair warning: updates will only be available on an "as-is" basis due to my overall lack of ambition, energy and desire, so don't expect me to adhere to any particular schedule. If you choose to follow my story for whatever reason, you'd better be prepared to wait for a good long while in-between chapters.

Cover art has been provided by an anonymous donor. My thanks. :pinkiehappy:

Update for 10/9/2019: I'm placing this story back on hiatus. The creativity meter's reading 'zero' at present, and I don't know when that'll change.

Update for 7/23/2021: Well, so much for having a Sith lightsaber. The likes/dislikes are almost even. :rainbowlaugh:

Chapters (5)
Comments ( 13 )

Jeeze how bad will his life get with the evil version of Sunset being there?

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We'll see when we get there, and that's where the comedy tag will start coming into play. 🙂

What's a gorm? I thought I made that word up, along with nadjya.

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The word "gormless" refers to someone who is lacking in intelligence. It's a British word that's essentially a synonym for stupidity, and compared to most everyone else that's what Puma's supposed to be.

I cant figure out this isn't more popular this is pretty good

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I can't figure it out myself, but I don't mind it too much. Even if it's only enough to entertain a few people, I'm okay with that. >^_^<

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My only problem with it is the lack of updates but I'm pretty sure that personal reasons is getting in the way.

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Primarily it's a combination of a full-time job, an inability to drive (which in turn requires me to walk to work, not helped by my obesity), and an increasing tendency to get either very tired, very distracted, or both. There are other things, too, such as family obligations and minor issues with apathy and burnout, but those are the big ones.

The next chapter is in progress, and I have a basic idea of stuff up until around Rainbow Rocks' aftermath. I don't want to quit writing by any means, so I apologize for how long it takes me to get the chapters out. :twilightsheepish:

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Honestly, I'm not sure I want to know. ()^_^

Why does this story have so many dislikes? I mean, it can't be that bad, right? ...Right?

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I wish I knew why, but in the end I'm not going to complain. I like having a Sith lightsaber for a like/dislike bar. :rainbowlaugh:

But in all seriousness, I'm aware that my writing style and state of mind isn't for everyone. With that in mind, I decided a while back to write for those who can put up with them. Even if only a few people legitimately enjoy my works, that's just fine with me. :raritywink:

This is a really interesting and funny story

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