The sudden spike of anger has you breathing in heavily as you stare at what Sombra would call, Flashe’s Hum-Soma. He is vile and disgusting, just like all the other hairless apes on this planet, but in this moment, he is somehow ten times worse. The voices are all you hear to fuel that disgust, with Selena being drowned out by their cacophony.
Flash starts shaking all over as he stare at your angry form.
Down with Chrysalis’s Comment
“Oh My God, they’ve found me, I don’t know how but they found me again!” he sputters.
“What you talkin bout hummie?!” you growl.
“The voices, they’re back aren’t they?”
END THE WAIFU STEALER!
“You Spit Sherclop!” you shout still shaking. Flash puts a hand to his forehead in worry and his eyes start darting all around. Sure enough, there are other mall goers suddenly stopping in their tracks to turn around and glare at him.
“No No No, this isn’t happening again,” he mumbles and continues to back up as several humans walk up and stand beside you.
“You all were gone damn it! You left three years ago!”
NO FORGIVENESS!
TWILIGHT BELONGS WITH MY OC
HUMANS AND PONIES IN HUMAN BODIES DATING IS WEIRD!
“Why now?! I was doing so much better! I finally got my license without anybody trying to run me off the road, I was able to ask girls out without them running away…Are you the ones that turned Sunset into a bitch?!” he blathers out.
DON’T CALL SUNSET THAT!
SHE’S NOT FOR YOU EITHER!
IS SHE CANON OR NOT?!!
“Aaaaggghhh,” you hold your head at the invaders rumbles. “Voices…taking over…my brain…ALL YOUR FAULT!”
Puzzling Frost’s Comment
Your rage build towards him even more, not only because of the angry voices but also the fact he's the reason your Flash has had such a hard life.
KILL HIM!
BURN HIM!
DESTROY THE WAIFU STEALER!
DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!! "
Your eyes start to turn orange and red as you scream out in violent rage.
The force of your yell causes some of the nearby store windows to crack, and a nearby girl's drinking glass.
"Hey!" she yells but when she sees the look in your eye she backs off slowly before hightailing it.
"I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!" You roar at the scared human Flash. He screams and runs off and you chase after him with the mob of people joining suit.
In your rage, you don’t notice that gem you took from Gloriosa glowing.
Bugze stop! You’re out of control! Selena calls out.
Get a hold of yourself fool! Don’t hurt my humans! Sombra warns. You can't hear either of them over the screams from the other voices, and so you barrel mindlessly after the source of the voice’s aggression.
Kill
Kill
Kill
KILL
KILL
KILL!!!
Kichi’s Comment
Down with Chrysalis’s Comment
POV CHANGE: Flash Sentry (Human)
“Death to The Waifu Stealer!" the man in the JoJo outfit chants.
“Death to the Waifu Stealer!!” the other humans chant with him.
“Get away from me you frickin Zombies!” you out behind you as you sprint away. “I don’t deserve this! What the Hell did I do to you?!” You’ve asked this question countless times in the past, with no clear answer. You thought you were freed from the voices when you started going out with Sunset, but now that you’ve been dumped, they’ve returned. A part of you would wonder if this was coincidence or not, had fear not been drowning out every single emotion in your body.
“AAAAHHH!!! Help! Somebody help!” you cry out. Unfortunately, many other mall goers who don’t just turn and watch the scene become part of the mob.
“WHY ME?!” you blubber. “Go to the mall Lyra said, it will help clear your mind of her she said. Curse You Lyra!”
And then hijinks happen.
You keep giving the mob the slip via Pinkie-esque maneuvers. Without rhyme or reason, you’ve seen that bubbly girl warp around constantly, and in your hour of need, you take a page out of her book as you continue to be chased. You dart into the entrance of one shop as the mob follows, only for you to somehow come out another shop door. You dive behind a rack of clothes, only to pop up in a sunglass kiosk. At one point you even pretend to be a mannequin until they all rush by. As all this happens, several mall goers who aren’t affected by the voices just watch in alarm and confusion.
“I’ve gotta get out of this stupid mall before they tear me limb for limb!” Spotting a mall cop’s segway, you go for broke and hop on it. The security guard shouts in outrage at first, until he sees the horde of angry people rushing after you, and to that he just stares slack jawed.
“Don’t let him get away!” you hear that orange haired guy shout. Looking over your shoulder your own jaw drops in absolute horror. The dude is on all fours running like Beast from X-Men, and outpacing the others by several feet.
“What the Fu-“
*CRASH*
Not keeping your eyes forward, you run into the side of the fountain and are launched into the center of it where you get submerged in highly chlorinated water.
“BLAGH!” you spit out the water and hurriedly try to get to your feet.
“Oh hey, I know there’s free money and everything, but you shouldn’t be diving head first, the water’s very shallow,” a girl’s voice says. Looking to your left you see a blue girl with a ponytail standing in the water with you, with several coins in her hands.
"Please don't kill me!" you shout as you put your hand in front of your face to try to defend pelting via coins.
"Kill you? Don't be silly! Why would I do that?" she asks confused. Just then the leader of the pack hops onto the edge of the fountain, crouched like a frog.
"We’ve Got Him Now! Boil Him In This Lake!”
“Mr. Bugze?” the girl says to the nutjob.
Oh great, she knows him, you blubber as the crowd gathers at the lip of the fountain.
“BURN HIM!
DESTROY HIM!
IMPALE HIM!
SACRIFICE HIM IN NAME OF FRIENDSHIP!” they chant.
“Oh, what’s this? Mysterious Angry Voices?” the girl gasps looking around in…giddiness? Before you can question her mood though…
“YAAAAGGGHHH!!!” the leader shouts as he literally pounces onto you.
“AAAAGGGHHH!!!” you shout as he grabs you by the collar and brings you close to his face, noticing that both his eyes are glowing.
“Go Ahead and Scream Your Head Off! We’re Miles Away From Where Anypony Can Hear You! AHAHAHAHAA!!!” he shouts before he starts dunking you up and down in the water.
“Please *Gurgle* Have Mercy!” you plead as he keeps dunking you.
“Sorry, all out…of…mercy?” he says confusedly as the glow exits his eyes and he loosens his grip on you. Taking the opportunity you pull out of his grip and shimmy over the statue in the middle of the fountain. Out of his shoulders, you see some sort of green mist escaping. In fact, out of all the angry mob, you see a green mist coming out of them.
“Huh?” you sputter as you look to the source where they all converge, the blue girl. She has a content smile on her face as all the mist kind of funnels into a red jeweled necklace around her neck.
“…Seriously, What the Fu-“
POV CHANGE: Bugze (You)
NO!
NO!
WE CAN'T STOP NOW!
We will be back!
Our revenge is not... The angry voices start to fade and rationality comes back to you.
“Uhhh, why am I all wet?” you ask aloud as you look around. The angry mob from before all look just as confused as you do.
“Why was I so angry?” mutters some lady.
“I feel like I’m out of breath,” says a man.
“Anyone else have a huge headache?” asks some teen girl.
Your head does pound, so you place a hand to it and groan. As you do you spy human Flash Sentry gripping the fountain statue in fear as he looks at you all.
"Wait... Why’d I want to kill him?"
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Ello Calebero’s Comment
“Ahh, so good, and I don’t have to share” you hear a familiar voice say in satisfaction. Looking over you see the girl you met a little while ago with an extremely happy smile.
“Sonata?” you croak out. The girl opens her eyes and sees your predicament.
"Oh Hi Mr. Bugze, are you ok now?" Sonata asks picking you up from your crouched position in the water.
"Ugh my head, one second I wanted to kill that guy, the next thing I know I see a blinding red light and all my anger is gone and I’m apparently swimming," You say rubbing your head.
"Uhhh, you tripped over that little sign, and fell in the fountain," Sonata quickly says pointing at a tipped over wet floor sign at the edge of the fountain. You look over to it and say,
"Huh…I literally have no recollection of that at all. But at least those voices are gone." You then realize you hear absolutely no voices, so you check on your roommates in your head, not noticing Sonata sighing in relief.
You guys alright?
Finally, neither of us could reach you. Your rage cut us out so we couldn't see anything. Are you alright? Selena asks.
Yeah, yeah I’m fine. I guess when I went berserk I tripped and fell into water and it made the voices go away. Never thought of that as a solution.
That was maddening! How many others have you consumed? Sombra growls.
None! You say offended. Those aren’t limited to me, everyone around Flash hears those.
Speaking of which, you look at the former mob and see them slowly dispersing as other mall goers start asking questions they don’t have answers for.
I guess I was the source of the infection for them since I’ve known them longer…or something, you shrug.
Maybe, Selena mulls it over, as you came back to yourself I heard what sounded like the rage of millions of angry fanboys crying out before they were silenced
Nodding, you then look to the girl standing in the water with you.
“So, did you get caught up in the madness too?”
“Oh no, I was just gathering up all this free money people keep throwing away,” she gestures to the countless coins all around you in the water, before pointing to the still shaking Flash, “And then he came flying in and was like, ‘AH! Don’t Kill Me!’ It was awesome.”
“…OK,” you shrug. “Any luck with the mirror.”
“Not so far,” she answers as she scoops up more coins.
POV CHANGE: Flash Sentry (Human)
…Really?! REALLY?! Everyone’s just going to go on their merry way after trying to kill me? No one’s even apologizing! You think in outrage. And that girl, what was that she did? She’s talking to the maniac that brought the voices back in the first place. Is she connected to all this somehow? Before you can ponder this further, a different voice speaks to you.
"MaKe Them pAy For atTAcking yoU!" you turn and look to the source of the voice, the hand mirror from that kiosk. You didn’t even realize you’d held onto it the whole chase. Inside the mirror, your reflection is giving you a smirk... which is odd since you know for a fact your mouth is hanging open. Suddenly, your reflection’s eyes flash white and all your confusion and outrage and leftover fear turns to fury.
"Yeah you're right! Who do those people think they are for attacking me?! I'm Flash Sentry! Captain of the Cantertlot High school football team!" you declare, your voice sounding deeper.
"YEs ShOW THEm You'RE nOt tO Be MEssED WItH!!" your reflection goads, now looking older and stronger, and even with a goatee.
“Yeah…” you nod as your jaw clenches. “They call me a thief huh? Well let’s take everything from them…”
POV CHANGE: Bugze (You)
“So, are you not going to question why everyone went nuts?” you ask.
“No, not really. I’m sure the mirror’s connected in some way though. Where did you first hear them?”
“They started up when I saw-Huh?” You feel a vibration in your pocket. You turn from Sonata and lift out the magic gem you got from Gloriosa vibrating and glowing, not noticing Sonata doing the same with her necklace. Before you have a chance to question this you are blinded by a flash of light. When it fades you open your eyes to a hulking shadow behind a haze of mist.
You hear gasps from all the former mob and many other mall goers as this figure materializes.
Bugze…it’s radiating magic, Selena gasps.
You stare in shock as the shadowy figure grabs hold of the statue and rips it from the ground and over it's head. It then throws it right at you.
“Oh Buck! You shout as you grab Sonata and jump out of the way, getting both of you even more soaked as the statue sweeps inches from your coat. You hear it crash and see it embedded into the wall as many of the humans scream in fear and start running.
“What the heck is that?” Sonata asks scrambling to your feet as you do the same.
“I don’t know!” you blather.
The figure then walks out of the mist for you all to see. His bare massive feet press into the ground cracking the fountain floor. It's pants are still somehow wrapped around it’s waste, but it's shirt had been torn to shreds by the shear muscle bulging out from its chest. It's massive arms look like they could snap you like a twig, and it’s massive hands are curled into fists. But what is the most odd is that a handheld crystal mirror is embedded into the chest of the beast. You looked up in alarm as you realize that this hulking behemoth was the distorted Human Flash Sentry staring at you in rage.
“GGGRRRRAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!” he roars at you and all the fleeing mall goers.
"BUCK!!!" You, Selena, Sombra and Sonata say in unison.
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Back at the food court, Human Sombra grills B2 for more info.
“No seriously, did you have a brother this whole time and just decide to mess with me?”
“If I’d had a twin brother this whole time, I would have messed with you a long time ago bud.”
“Well he must just be a look alike, I still don’t by this pony world nonsense you’re slinging,” he counters.
“I didn’t either at first, but hey, it’s so ridiculous, it’s gotta be true,” B2 infers.
“Whatever. I bet that’s why you had him take off so I wouldn’t get a better look,” Sombra shakes his head.
“Oh he’ll be around again I’m sure,” B2 says nonchalantly, just as a cotton candy stand is thrown against a wall at the end of the hallway and people start screaming. Both humans stand up in alarm as a crowd of people run in fear towards the exit.
Eventually you and Sonata come into view, both still sopping wet.
“B2! We gotta go!” you shout.
“What?! What happened? Why’s everyone running?” he asks.
“RRRRAAGGGGHHH!” the monster shouts as it rounds the corner and picks up human Filthy Rich.
“No Wait, I’ll Pay You! AAAHHH!!!” the human screams as he is shoved into the tiny mirror on the creature's chest and disappears.
You turn to the horrified faces of Human Sombra and B2 and shout,
“THAT!”
WHAT DO YOU DO?
Poor waffle stealer... :(
You find a mall full of red shirts.
In a stroke of genius you throw them and they land on flash
I'm fine with the small fight chapters here and there, and I would like there to be more of them. I think it's because were so used to Bugze being a changeling and having magic, to have all that striped away/nerfed so suddenly makes us need to rethink everything. But I think it's a good thing that that happen Bugze was getting a little to strong in my opinion. After the asylum fight... I don't think I felt worried about Bugze in danger. Good way to stay away from the 'Dragon Ball' effect.
PS: I know as much about Equestria Girls as Bugze, if not less. Asides from the movies I don't know shit
You find a human version of the Iron Mare Hulkbuster suit and punch the monster in the face while yelling “Go to sleep.” But because it is just a replica, it does next to nothing.
I for one don't really care for fights or no-fights, I do what I can mainly in the posts
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Bugzee and the others are running around
"When did we got out of the hooman world and end in the power ponies world?" Asked Bugzee to himself
"It's humans stupid, and what the heck are you talking of power ponies?" Ask Sombra angry and confused
"Just a stupid thing similar to your little human but with superheros" Comment Selena
"Superhero? Is that related to the pajama that this stupid had before he eat me?" Ask Sombra
"Something like that" Agree Selena
"Hey, superheroes are not stupid, also, there must be a reason why Flash transformed like the Saddle Ranger from Power Ponies?" Shout Bugzee without noticing the stares of his companions
"What is that Saddle Ranger? It's obvious that Flash is 'The Hulk' from the Avengers... Curious, I could think that with his name, he could be more quick like that hero named 'The Flash'" Argue B2 to his counterpart
"Who is that Hulk or Avengers? And are you talking of filli-second? I don't know what are you saying but he is obviously a copy of Saddle Ranger" Shout Bugzee
"ENOUGH!" Shout Human Sombra
"I don't care who is who, what we need is to do something before whatever happened to that kid kill us... Seriously, if I didn't believe you before, is hard to find someone as stupid as you" Shout Human Sombra groaning to B2
"Sure pal, but what should we do?" Ask B2 looking at Human Sombra
"We need to put a trap in him, immobilise him and maybe throw him to the Men in Black or whatever" Say Human Sombra
"Men in Black?" Ask Bugzee
"I like that name..." Comment Sombra
"Just a old paranoia myth, They are a secret group always dress in a tuxedo, wear sunglasses..." Began to comment B2
"I like how this is going..." Say Sombra
"They are supposed to be a secret branch of the government, they take all proof of aliens, supernatural or visitor from other dimensions, and make sure that the public never know about them, as they hide everything somewhere in a place named Area 51 using things to erase the memory of people around" Finish B2 as Bugzee and Sonata gulp nervously
"I don't like it anymore" Comment Sombra
"I can't believe that I agree with you... Let's hope that they don't find about us" Comment Selena
"You know... This make me think of that time when Batman helped the Avengers to plan in the number #1810 when he was thrown to another dimension by one of his enemies" Say B2
"Are you talking about Bat-Mare?" Ask Bugzee
"Stop talking! If we want to survive" Say Human Sombra slapping both of them in the back of the head
"What? But..." Began to say B2 and Bugzee at the same time only to be hit again by Human Sombra making Sonata giggle at the scene
"No... Talking, now let's see about trap this kid and survive" Comment Human Sombra as he began to think.
"Why did I not ignore him when he called? Now I'm in the middle of another crazy thing" Groan Human Sombra
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Well, it got very long in the end... The best type of post, it's long and it don't advance in anything the plot.
Yes I do still like the fighting chapters they are some of the best chapters in this whole series, also you need to have this in the next chapter
First off I think we can all agree that a certain scene from the Avengers movie needs to be reference here. However I can't think of anyone but Bugze to be Loki. I mean I'm pretty sure he's the only one that would actually survive that anyway, but how to get him into that situation is the problem. Any ideas guys?
Besides that I think Bugze, being the expert on uncontrollable anger that he is, tries to talk Flash down before things get too out of hand. Surprisingly this starts working as Bugze apologizes for almost killing him, and how letting his anger control him will only lead to terrible terrible things. He speaks from experience of course, as a quick flashback to another alternate version of himself comes to mind. However just as Flash is about to fully calm down and hand Bugze the mirror, some idiot decides to throw a chair into his face.
This of course relights the fuse of his anger, and Flash smacks Bugze aside and continues on his rampage. Bugze just groans in annoyance, and Hu-Sombra questions how the hell he's still alive. Bugze, being a smartass, simply responds because things far more powerful then Flash have tried and failed to kill him, so getting whacked around isn't going to do him in.
Jump to the end of the fight, with Flash on his last legs Bugze gets a sudden urge to do a bizarre pose as he gives a finishing one-liner before he rips the mirror off of Flash's chest and smashes the mirror under his foot. His reasoning (after Selena/Sombra explain its the mirror causing the transformation) being that its far too dangerous, and that smashing the big monsters power source usually turns them back to normal.
And it does as Flash slowly starts to shrink back to normal size, as well as the people he shoved into it start reappearing. Deciding that the best course of action is to leave before any cops (or Men in Black) show up Bugze grabs a sluggish Flash and makes a run for it, followed by B2 and Hu-Sombra (and maybe Sonata if she's still around).
Course in running away Bugze and the voices in his head don't notice strange, magic like wisp come out of the crushed mirror and are apparently absorbed into Bugze. Though his eyes do momentarily glow orange, but not for long.
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And that's a wrap! Feel free to add on to my comment Hive Mind, and lets keep up with the awesome fight ideas!
ON WITH THE SHOW!!!
As you and your companions ran behind a corner as Flash continued to rampage, human sombra decided to ask the big question,
“WHAT THE *UCK IS THAT???!!!!” He yelled as the Flulk continued to rampage.
“That my dear friend is a human high on magic.” You deadpan, before ducking as a debris flew past you.
“How are you not freaking out?” Sonata asked peeking out from your cover.
“This kinda a norm for me. Reminds me of when Nightshade practiced earth bending on me.” You say shuddering at the horrific memory. So many boulders.
“Now do you believe me?” B2 says glaring at Humbra.
“IS NOW THE TIME FOR THIS?” Humbra yells as a food cart is tossed past them.
“MY CABBAGES!!!” A nearby man shouts. This draws Flulk’s attention, he stomps over to the man, reaching out with his big hand he grabs the human and shoves him into the mirror. Flash suddenly glows. His body begins to shake and and he grows a few inches larger! And his goatee is getting longer.
“What the tartrus?! He’s absorbing people?!” You shout out in alarm.
“Bugze did you see that? When he absorbs people he grows larger!”Selena points out making you gulp in alarm.
“His mirror must rely on a source of energy, given the fact that the there is no magic in this world. It must be using the life force of the those he traps inside, to make him stronger!” Sombra sumerises.
“Oh that’s bucking great. Not only do we have to stop him but we also have to get those people out from the mirror!” You facepalm. Flulk in the meantime sees a young girl and charges at her.
“FLASH MAD! FLASH DESTROY HATERS!!!” Flulk shouts as he gets closer to the girl. But before he can reach her something attaches to his back. A sudden jolt of electricity goes through him.
“Step away from the girl!” A security guard says, holding a strange object that was connected to the thing zapping Flulk. Flulk moves his arm behind him and removes the taser from his back. He turns and gives the security guard a haunting stare. He jerks the taser out of the guards hand. Flulk crushes it in his palm, letting the dust fall to the ground. “Oh dear, I did a bad.”
“You think!?!” Sonata yells. Flulk raises his fists into the air and prepares to smash the poor guard when he’s run over by a mall cart.
“Take this you freak of nature!” Another guard yells from within the cart. However his attempt is in vain as Flulk picks up the cart and chucks it through a store window.
“I’m ok! Though I think I broke a rib.” The guard moans from within the store. Flulk roars as more security guards move in and try to contain him. One them grabs a hold of B2 and shouts at him,
“What are you doing here you idiots!? Get clear!” He says as he motions you to leave. But before you could, another guard is flung into him and are knocked into a stall unconscious.
“We need to move! We won’t be able to stop him if we get knocked down by flying guards!” You shout taking Sonata’s hand and running down the hall.
“You’re gonna fight that thing?!” Humbra shouts chasing after you.
“WE are gonna fight that thing! No way those guards can take him down!” You shout back as you hear an explosion go off behind you.
“Me and my big mouth.” Humbra moans.
And that's all I got. For now. HEHEHEHE
P.s. Yes I still enjoy fighting chapters and always will!
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ON WITH THE SHOW!
You reach the stairs and run up to the second floor, hopping to get a better angle on the situation. You look down in horror as most of the security guards are either unconscious, or being absorbed by Flulk. He’s gotten significantly bigger. From an average 5ft to now a daunting 8 foot tall monster!
“We’ve got to get that mirror off him, but how?” You groan in frustration. “The mirror is the source of his power, if we could just remove it perhaps he would revert to normal.”
“And if he doesn’t?” Your human counterpart asks in worry.
“We’ll deal with it.” You say determinedly.
“Whoa whoa whoa!” Humbra exclaims, “I did not sign up for this! I ain’t going anywhere near that thing!”
“Such a coward, to think this is my double. He doesn’t deserve to bare the same name as me.” Sombra huffs within your mind.
“Well we gotta come up with a plan! And fast! Just think what’ll happen if he gets outside the mall!” Sonata says worriedly. Meanwhile you and your friends are analyzing the situation, a news copter flies over head to pear down through the glass ceiling of the mall.
“Hello, this Quick Scoop with breaking news! A hulking monster has appeared in the Canterlot mall, reports say that the mall security have engaged the beast and are currently losing the fight. Several eye witness reported seeing a large flash of light and the beast appearing. No casualties as of yet, however several people have been reported missing or injured. Police and swat teams are enroute to the mall. As we speak.” The reporter said. Elsewhere in canterlot at a certain high school two teens are running down the hall looking for someone.
“SUNSET SUNSET!! YOU GOTTA SEE THIS!” Snips yelled barging into an empty classroom. Well almost empty classroom.
“Can you two can it?! I’m trying to come up with a plan here!” Said a flame haired teen looking down at a calendar.
“But you gotta see this! There’s a monster attacking the mall!” Snails yelled showing her a photo that was tweeted out, showing a raging monster ripping apart a mall cart.
“Let me see that!” Sunset says grabbing the phone. She looks at it with wide eyes. “It can’t be, but I thought magic didn’t exist in this world.” Sunset muttered. But her eyes peeled as she stared more closely at the beast’s face. “Is that Flash!?” She thought. She also saw in the corner of the photo four people hiding behind a destroyed stall. Three adult men, two of which looked like twins, and young girl. The closer sunset looked at them the more she noticed that two of them were giving off a faint glow, much like how Flash was. One of the twins was glowing a faint dark purple, while the girl’s red jewel was giving off a faint glow. Sunset turned to her two minions.
“You two did well bringing this to my attention. See these four in the background?” Sunset said zooming the photo in on the four people, “Find out anything and everything on them. I have a hunch they’re connected to this...beast.” Sunset muttered.
“You got it boss!” They both said saluting, they turned and rushed to the door tripping over each other as they got out. Sunset sighed, turning to a window. She could see a plume of smoke rising from the city.
“Whoever they are, they’re connected to Flash turning into a raging monster. This story is just dripping with magic. I don’t care who they are or where they came from, be it this world or….Equestria. They won’t stop what I have planned.” Sunset smirked as she turned away from the window, and walked back to her desk. “Now let’s see about that eclipse.”
WOOO I AM ON A WRITING HIGH TODAY FAM!!!
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At the same time in a house somewhere
A young girl with purple hair collected in two twin tails was looking at the screen of a television changing the channels bored.
"Gah, three hundred channels and there is nothing good in anything" Groan the girl as she continue changing channels
"Stay with us as we see the paint dry, is not marvelous?" Say one voice in TV before the channel change
"After a hundred years sleeping, I the count von smooker is hungry for virgin blood.." Say another voice before changing of channel
"Vote me and together we can put a wall! A wall to separate every city! Every Planet! Everything! Of course while you do that I will be with your wife" shout a voice in television before the channel change again
"Here is Quick Scoop with the last news, our contact in the Central Station is telling us that two of the people being followed are ex-members of a popular band that separated time ago, we still don't have information about the twin or the young girl, if anyone have information, please call us to the number that will appear in your screens" Say the woman as a photo of Sonata appear in the screen making the girl looking the TV open her eyes.
"Adagio! Sonata is in TV!" Shout the Twin tailed girl
"Say... what?" Come a shout from another room as a orange haired girl appear
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Of course they need to know, right?
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ON WITH THE SHOW!
As we cut back to our ‘heroes’ we see that things are still getting worse.
You stare in shock and awe at how Flulk has seemingly taken down over 30 security guards. Most of which he’s stuffed into his chest.
“This isn’t good, the more opponents he beats the stronger he gets!” You exclaim in alarm as another foolish guard charges to Flulk wielding nothing but a baton.
“LEEEERRROOOYYYY JEEEEKIIIINNNSSSSSS!!!!” The guard shouts only to be immediately smacked aside by a mighty back hand.
“God these guys are morons.” B2 deadpans. Seeing Flulk using two guards like a pair of maracas. “It’s like watching the red shirts from star trek get owned in real life. Only the pain these guys are going through is real. And they’re somehow dumber!”
“Don’t you mean Star Tro-”
“NOT THE TIME DUDE.” B2 says in annoyance. As you all continue to stare you suddenly remember something. Your power glove! You reach into your bag and pull it out, sadly though it’s still only fit for a hoof.
“And what are you going to do with that? Throw it at him?” Humbra snarks looking over at your useless power glove. You however ignore him and pull out your purple gem. You decide to test something.
“Bugze what are you doing? That thing is useless.” Selena says, you however put your gem to the glove and see it slightly glow.
“If this thing made my boomstick work it has to work for this too right?” You say. You move the gem close to the glove to see if it will react, on contact the glove gave off a subtle purple glow. You stand up and peer over the edge. Your face hardens when you see the destruction that Flulk has caused. Several guards knocked out or in pain on the ground. Stores destroyed, windows smashed, products lying scattered across the floor. You may not like humans but even they don’t deserve this. You suddenly hear a scream. You and your companions turn your heads to see a woman shielding a small child from Flulk. His hands slowly reaching out toward them. You see the fear in their eyes, tears running down the little girls face. A sudden memory of the other world popped in your head. Ponies running in fear, a terrifying monster, bodies everywhere. With out warning your body moves on its own. You leap down onto the second floor despite the protests of your friends. You look toward Flulk, his back turned to you. You look toward your glove. You give a silent prayer to Luna that this works.
“HEY UGLY!!!” You shout, causing Flulk to turn to you. His expression pure rage. You match it with your own anger, you also nod to the scared woman. She gasps in understanding and grabs the girl and runs off. Flulk looks back to see them run, but stops when you yell at him again.
“OI I’M TALKING TO YOU!” Flulk turns back to you. “WHY DON’T YOU PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE YOU OVERGROWN SACK OF GARBAGE!” You yell at him. He roars at you and charges. You place the gem to the glove. It glows and you can feel it vibrate in your hand. As he gets closer you plant your feet and prepare to do something, really, really, stupid.
On TV
“Hold on Jim look at this!” Quick Scoop says turning the camera to see Flulk facing off against you.
“That mysterious man is about to fight that beast one on one! It seems he distracted it from attacking a defenseless woman and her daughter. But how will this man beat this- OH MY GOD ITS CHARGING HIM!!!” As the camera zoomed in on Bugze as the beast charged him, but before he could reach him a bright red glow came from his outstretched hands. At the Camp Everfree Timber and Gloriosa watched in shock holding each other. In a motel room two sirens watched slacked jawed at the insanity. At the Sparkle residents the household members including Sci Twi looked on in bated breath. At Canterlot High, students and teachers alike were watching the story unfold on their phones. Including a familiar group of five teens, a bacon haired girl and two principals. And at Crystal Prep Cinch looked at her computer with contempt. With Cadence standing next to her with fear in her eyes.
“WOULD YOU KINDLY BURN!!!!” You roar, your outstretched hand exploding into flames.
With Sunset,
“HOLY CELSESTIA!!!!”
With Adagio and Aria,
“WHAT THE BUCK!!”
With Gloriosa and Timber,
“JEESUS CHRIST!!!”
Sparkle family,
“HOLY CRAP!!”
With Cinch and Cadence
“MY LORD!”
Everyone watching the feed was given witness to a bright flash of light and flames before the feed cut out. And what of Bugze? Well he just unleashed a literal fire blast at Flulk, the force not only launching him back through several stalls, but also sending a burnt to all heck Flulk into the back of the mall. Your friends could only stare in shock as they witnessed what happened. They’re heads snapping in your direction when they heard you pulling yourself out of the rubble covered in bruises and cuts.
“Had enough big guy?” You say standing up weakly. Your power glove having changed form, with the crystal fused with it.
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Bugze wore the glove, not evening noticing the change. He clenched his fist. This fight was far from over.
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(That’s what Bugze looks like right now in his current state.)
And that's all I got for now! Hope you like.
Also You drop a computer in coffee
And Dr quacksalver and "ponies guide to the multiverse By starswirll the bearded" appears in front of you. You throw the quack at flash, Because he probably had something to do with this, and you keep the book.
Also, let sombra in your head and real sombra sing Happy birthday. Why because imagine The se=tereotypically evil voice singing that
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I think he should start throwing them up, And bugze ensures that the riches end up in a toilet
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First Fairy Tail now My Hero Academia!? Your on a roll with the anime references man! Also that is a totally badass image of what Bugze looks like right now!
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Yeah, I've enjoyed the fight scenes.
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After flash turns back to normal bugze notices the beautiful devastation of flame caused by him and starts laughing maniacally...something like this
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after which it cuts to nightshade and Samus
great/ Samus started shivering
what the buck was that
Oh, that? It's probably just daddy going a little fire crazy right now
Oh sweet HI video games not again!
Grandbuggy: whodiduhwut now
Daddy; he has this thing where he blows stuff up with fire and goes crazy, That's how I got mangle! She lifts up mangle who is looking terrified after hearing what bugze is doing right now
Auizotle: Ai, Pequena whatever your daddy did couldn't be as bad as you-uh er. that bad
Mangle used to be a 20-foot tall monstrosity made out of cannibalized parts of other nonsentient animatronics like it after doing a sky net and took bugze's advice which he only got to after annihilating a hoard of robotic nazi zombies thousands strong
auhizotle: Madre Mia (he says in disbelief and wonder)
grandbuggy: that's my @#$3%
cut to Kichi with torch wood
*shiver
crap!
brown dog: what is it, man
the hooded offender, he's doing fire again
what do you mean
he goes crazy with like fire alright like Michael beigh crazy
ha-ha man nice try there's no way someone's as crazy as Michael beigh
YOU DON"T GET IT, MAN. He burned down all my puzzle's my robot's my eldrich abomination trapped in an animatronic! He even burned down the mother of all Rubix cubes.
Jack: WHAT?! NO! YOU MEAN SHE'S GONE! How am I supposed to raise this little guy by myself! (he holds up an adorable 2by2 Rubix cube wearing a diaper)
carmela I'll miss you(holds up a picture of him and a giant Rubix cube at the beach together. He spontaneously starts crying )
browndog,kichi and everyone else could only look at him and with perfect synchronization yell "WHAT THE BUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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to puzzling frost I don't need to be high to write; writing gets me high(YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!)
also if someone could let me know how to directly embed the proper time in the video that would be a lifesaver thanks!
Can we use the Nightmare Cloak? Cause that's the main reason I haven't been commenting much in the fight scenes.
Part of the appeal of this series for me is when Bugze gets pushed too far and hulks out, but ever since Season 3 there has been a SEVERE lack of that fun. Hay, the Nightmare Cloak hasn't been used in so long that I'm pretty sure new Hive Minders don't even know the Nightmare Cloak is a thing.
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I got you covered DWC,
Movies don't fail me now... you think as you slowly approach Flash-Rager.
"Hey big guy. Sun's getting real low..." you say as you gently reach your hand out to which he looks at you in confusion.
"Bugze no!" B2 tries to warn you, but you ignore him.
"Shhhhh. That's it. The sun's going down. I won't hurt you anymore. No one will." Flash-Rager seems to calm down as he cautiously reaches out his hand as well towards yours.
Yes! It's workin- "What th-!"
Cue Flash-Rager grabbing you and smashing you around the place.
I'd find this hilarious if it wasn't for the fact I could feel that too... Sombra groans.
"I was trying to warn you that if it didn't work for Thor or Deadpool-"
"SHUT UP B2!" you, Selena, and Sombra all say to your doppelganger.
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"If only I could use my Nightmare Cloak!" you complain after getting up from a hard hit.
While there's enough magic nearby to allow you to use your enhanced learned moves, the cloak is still unavailable. Even if you could, it's far too early to expose this identity. Selena exposits.
But he's just so powerful! I need to do someth- *ding*
"Yo B2, you got any secret special superpowers?!" you call to your human doppelganger.
"You'd think I'd be a homeless drunk if I had any!" he yells back
"Hanbuck was!" you counter.
"If you mean Hancock, that only worked cause he was Will Smith!" he counters.
"Horseapples, I need someth-" *ding*
With an idea, you reach into your Inventory and grab the needed item,
Let's see if I can do this right this time. you think as you take the item out of the Inventory, "B2! Kill the lights and pop some smoke!"
"How am I supposed to do that!" he complains.
"JUST THINK OF SOMETHING!!!" you yell in annoyance.
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As B2 successfully causes a fog with the fire extinguishers, a voice echos out
"I'm the one who watches over the innocent! I'm the one who protects those who can't protect themselves. I'm the shadow that follows those who's path they follow is the path of evil. I am the usher who guides you to your chair! I! Am-"
Flash charges at where your smoke is coming from, but a dark form Psycho Crushers into Flash knocking him back and sending him slamming thru a store window before the figure lands in a three-point superhero landing.
"The Hooded Offender." you say looking up through your faceless hood with glowing orange eyes.
"Now say, 'In the name of the Moon, I'll punish you'!" Human-Sombra goads.
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Flash smashes you into a store where you slam into a shelf and a bunch of heavy packages fall on your head. Shaking off the hits, you open your eyes and see that the packages are all ball bearings.
Idea... you say taking out the Second Law
Bugze, those metal balls fired from that weapon would tear organic matter to shreds. Selena warns.
"Relax Selena," you say as you tear open one of the ball bearing packages with your teeth, "With how tough Flash-Rager is, the force of the blast should knock him back instead of tearing him apart." you finish as you pour the package of ball bearings down the barrel.
Here's your chance to test that theory! Sombra warns as Flash-Rager leaps in thru the window. You quickly manage to aim the Second Law at the behemoth as a small trickle of magic flows from you into the improvised-Blunderbuss causing it to roar.
Sure enough the ball bearings spread out like a net and make Flash-Rager reverse-course in mid-air knocking him out of the store.
"See this?" you say loading another pack of ball bearings as you walk out of the store, "This is my BOOMSTICK!" you say blasting Flash again as he's getting up smashing him into a wall.
"I thought Batman didn''t use guns!" B2 complains.
"I ain't Batmare, I'm the Hooded Offen- *wham*" suddenly Flash-Rager tackles into you mid-correction knocking the Second Law from your grasp.
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In the aftermath of the fight, you quickly manage to duck into a closet, remove the Nobody Cloak, and leave in your Jojo outfit. Your identity is intact and the Hooded Offender is seen as a hero... but unfortunately he's still wanted for massive collateral damage to the mall.
"Gorram legal system." you mutter
WILL COMMENT MORE LATER
I love writing any fight scenes, but we don't have the overpowered shit like back in Equestria and all we really fought/ran away from was Glorisa.
But yeah, fight scenes are still my favorite boss or not.
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Uh hey Brown dog and DWC said that the cloak is apparently off limits in human form. I think they have something else planned.
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He's right. Just like Twilight can't do Dragonball Z moves in human form, Bugze can't utilize the cloak as a humie.
Okay last minute idea!
So this takes place after 9239894 comment. Flash gets up from the attack weakened but not yet out. In fact it looks like this is it as he seemingly puts all his energy into one last charge.
Bugze, having no way to defend himself braces for impact when suddenly right before Flash’s fist hits he closes his eyes and hears Selena shout out with a voice full of anger,
“MUDA!”
Bugze’s eyes slam open at the cry as he sees Flash once again go flying, his head snapped back as if he had been punched. This time he only managed to get on his knees before seemingly passing out while staying straight up.
Bugze questions Selena on her cry and if she did anything, but both her and Sombra claim to not hear her say anything, and that it just looked like some invisible force hit Flash.
Before Bugze can ponder on this he suddenly hears cheering from the people around him. This snaps him out of his thoughts, and then my comment with him posing, saying a finishing one liner, and then pulling out/smashing the mirror ends this comment!
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Understandable, but piggybacking on the argument "Twilight can't do Dragonball Z moves in human form", I propose that if (and only if) a powerful source of magic is nearby (say a certain crown or a group of fully powered sirens) that allows Twilight to access some of her powers, then perhaps Bugze can tap into his Nightmare Cloak again for a bit...
EDIT: Fixing my comment to replace Nightmare Cloak with a do-over of the Hooded Offender (new world, new opprtunities). I also propose "Flash-Rager" be Flash's monster form nickname for this fight (Bugze's pop culture references are still drawn from Equestria so instead of Hulk he'd remember Saddle-Rager)
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Not a bad idea to wear the Nobody Cloak again honestly. Bugze would probably hesitate at first on putting it on (damn you traumatic memories!) but he’d reason it would be a good idea to keep his identity a secret.
Especially considering using magic will probably cause some of the populace to litch him. Ya know the good old ‘we don’t understand so we’ll kill ya’ trope.
Through Selena would be the one to suggest it first cause she’s the brains and all that
TWILIGHT WAS SUPPOSED TO DATE MY OC!!!!!!
who remembers the link from the older season of Life as A Wanted Changeling?