Episode 69: A Real Bucking Vampire
Kichi’s Comment
Kersey475’s Comment
You rush towards Granny Smith’s bedroom door where Grandbuggy has been sleeping in, just as you hear the window in Applebloom’s room shatter.
“Crap!” you shriek as Mangle barks in alarm. Reaching the door, you find it locked. “Grandbuggy! Open Up! Fluttershy’s gone nuts and is trying to eat me!”
Pounding on the door, you hear a chilling giggle come from said mare as she slowly walks out of the other room.
“Buck! Grandbuggy! Open up the door you old idiot!” you shout as you pound again and again, as the vampiric Fluttershy smiles, showing off her large fangs.
Why isn’t he opening up?! You think in panic as your shards blip. Sure you’ve witnessed a lot of scary stuff in your life, but someone like Fluttershy becoming a monster and asking to show you a dead body is not on the list of things you are okay with. Turning back around you see her taking her time coming to you, as if stalking prey.
“Hush now, quiet now, it’s time to lay your weary head...Hush now, quiet now, it’s time to go to bed,” she sings in a haunting melody that gives you goosebumps.
“Skreonk!” Mangle barks and stands in front of you defensively.
Okay, this is definitely bucked! You think nervously before your eyes widen. What if Grandbuggy’s not answering because she already killed and drank his blood?!
Furrowing your brow at this horrible thought, you quickly whip out your Dark Canon and point it at her.
“Hold it right there blood sucker! I don’t care if you were once Fluttershy, I won’t hesitate to put a hole through you!” you command and the creature stops, with wonder in her eyes.
“That’s right, be afraid!” you growl. “Now, what did you do to Grandbu-“
“Oh Mistress, how thoughtful of you!” she says graciously which throws you off.
“Huh?”
This is such an honor, how did you know?" she asks with dangerous glee.
"Uh, know what..." you say backing up nervously.
"Bitches love cannons," she says giving you another of those creepy smiles.
“Alright, now I definitely know you’re not Fluttershy! She doesn’t casually curse like that! So you best start talking because you are not getting any of my blood!”
“Oh, that’s too bad. It would be an absolute reward to get a sip of your wondrous blood and that beautiful cannon mistress…” she pouts and you blink owlishly.
“Okay, and what’s with the Mistress thing? You’re not Bob!...Are you?”
“Oh no Mistress, I am as you see. And I call you Mistress because you are the true ruler of the night who reigns over the creatures of shadow and darkness such as I,” she takes a bow.
“I’m the what now?” you quirk a brow.
“The true ruler of the night,” she repeats with a purr that causes you to shiver. “Every creature of the night can feel it in their blood to fear and love you…”
“Oookkkaaaayyy…” you say unsurely as you look at your equally perplexed pet. “So, what was that thing earlier about showing me a dead body?”
“Well, you see, I am very hungry, and I thought that before I drain somepony of their blood that you’d like to see and-“
“No No NO! None of that! No drinking anyone to death!” you scold and wave the Cannon at her for emphasis. Her ears wilt at that.
“Awww, but why not?” she whimpers.
“Because I said no! I’m your mistress or whatever right?” you command before a thought comes to you. “And…you didn’t drink Grandbuggy already did you?”
“I have not,” she says with a giggle. “Though I really, really would since he’s got the same blood as your father…”
“Alright, this is getting nuts, what happened to you Flutteshy? Who bit you and turned you into a vampire? Was it Vinyl Scratch? She’s got red eyes and always seems sick in the day time,” you say, remembering all the times the mare swayed and walked around tiredly in the day time, never taking off her sunglasses.
“I’m actually not sure Mistress Nightshade, I kind of just woke up some time ago like this,” she admits, pointing to her wings, ears and fangs. “But honestly, I don’t care how I turned out like this…”
“Say what now?”
“I don’t care because I’ve never felt more free!” she declares. “Free of all the worries, free of all the stress, and free of that little voice that warns me about danger, and I FEEL GREAT!”
With that declaration she raises on her hind legs, extending her wings and begins to chuckle evilly.
“…Yeah, that doesn’t really help ease my mind at all Shy,” you deadpan and she stops posing.
“Oh but it should, because I can do so many things now! Like eat Apples and Drink Blood!”
“Yeah but…wait, Apples?”
“Yup,” she nods. “I sucked quite a bushel full of them dry on my way over here. They were so juicy and delicious…but then I saw a succulent red baby dragon in the barn that made me want something more…” she says with a lick of her lips.
“Hey, hey, hey! Stop that!” you scold and she winces back. “Garble would probably give you heartburn anyway…but thank goodness you asked me first before biting him.”
You know he’s a big stupid idiot and a waste of space…but he’s one of your friends and a fellow Outcast. You wouldn’t feel right having him sucked dry by a vampire.
“Oh yes, I still have some control…even if I wish it would just leave me be…” she says under her breath and you gulp nervously at that tone.
"Well here’s a rule, no drinking anyone to death, got it?”
“…Understood,” she says after a pause and you sigh.
“Alright, good enough…” you relent before looking back to Granny Smith’s door and shrieking. “But seriously Grandbuggy, how have you not heard any of this?!”
Flashback
“Alright, good night hun,” Granbuggy says as he heads to bed.
“One can only hope,” you sigh tiredly and he smirks.
“Well I know I will. After all that hooting and hollering earlier, I’m doubling down and ensuring I don’t get woken up again.”
“How? Drugging Applejack?” you ask.
“Nope. A good ‘ol silencer spell,” he explains. “You see, back in my Hive days, it was almost impossible to get any privacy and silence. At three a.m., you could very well have some yahoo climbing on the ceiling. But a little silencer spell on your door and window works wonders.”
“Oh cool, can you put that up for my room as well?”
“Sorry Shade, but it only affects a limited area. You’ll have to learn it yourself,” he smirks.
“Oh Come On!” you shouted in annoyance.
Back to Now
“…Oh, right,” you say as you bonk yourself on the head and glare at the door. “Well at least I know he wasn’t just blowing smoke. That’d be a heck of a thing to learn.”
Taking your view off of the door, you look back to the twisted version of Fluttershy and bite your lip.
PrinceDuskRiser’s Comment
“Okay, just to be clear, outside of the lack of inhibition you’re…okay?” you question and she gives a shrug.
“Seems like it. Still getting used to the new wings, but honestly it’s amazing, I’ve never felt closer to my animal friends till this moment…and I can kind of understand the predators a bit more now…” You nod at this.
“Mhmm, mhmm, good, good. At least I used the word inhibition right.” Yet another word picked up from Sweetie Belle. “But still, this whole vampire thing is crazy and we should probably go see Twilight about fixing it.”
“Fixing it?” she questions with a frown.
“Yes! It’s not normal to be like this. I don’t even think Thestrals act like this…not that I’ve really met any, but you know what I mean!”
“But I like being like this…” she whines and you pinch the bridge of your nose.
“Fluttershy, you can’t just stay a vampire. And besides staking you through the heart or cutting off your head, I don’t have any other cures so I’m kind of hoping Twilight’s got some ideas.”
Her eyes widen and her wings flare after you say that.
“You would destroy me Mistress?”
“I mean…I don’t want to…” you admit sheepishly. “And cut it out with the mistress thing! It feels weird coming out of anyone besides Jackie.”
“Very well Shade…but I do not wish to perish under you…” she says with narrowed eyes and your hoof grips the cannon a little tighter.
Puzzling Frost’s Comment
Kichi’s Comment
Ello Calebero’s Comment
Speaking of, he is one of the only ones that calls me that, you piece together before a thought comes to you. Wait a second…one of my minions got vaporized today. Could that have something to do with this?
Reaching out, for lack of a better word, you do feel a faint trace of familiar shadow magic within Fluttershy and your ears droop.
“Oh for crying out loud,” you groan as you realize that yet again, something stupid is your fault.
“What is it Shade?” she asks inquisitively. “What has you upset?”
“The fact that I think I turned you into a vampire somehow,” you grumble. “That’s all I need, having mom and dad come back. ‘Hey Nightshade, what’d you do while we were gone? Oh not much, just hurt a bunch of ponies and animals and turned Fluttershy into a freaking blood sucker!’ Ugh! Mom and Dad are going to kill me.”
After berating yourself, you notice Fluttershy’s eye twitching.
“Your…mom?” she asks with a dangerous edge and your face droops with annoyance.
“Yes Fluttershy, my mom,” you say stoically and she lets out a little hiss.
“If she tries to harm you, I will definitely eliminate he-“
“Oh for, will you give it a rest already?” you growl in annoyance which shocks her. “It’s getting old! I’ve told you this over and over again, quit trying to make my Mommy out to be a monster! I mean, look at you now, you can’t think that without being a hypocrite.”
Both her eyes twitch as her breathing becomes a bit ragged.
“I’m not a…I…” she argues and you sigh.
“Look Vampire-Shy, if you were serious about serving the true ruler of the night, that’s my mom, not me. She’s a better pony than me too,” you admit and she gasps.
“That’s….that’s not-“
“She’s just like Princess Luna, they’re…sisters I guess, and just like there’s a dark and light side of the moon, the same is for them. But the Dark isn’t all that bad, so stop rejecting her like Luna did.”
“No!” she snarls then blinks and a softer voice argues. “But there’s such care in her voice.”
“What the?”
“We’ll drink that whorse dry!” the nastier side growls.
“But doing that would be monstrous,” the softer side responds.
“Agh! Quit holding back stupid conscious! Just give in!” the feral side hisses and you take a step back.
Alright, this is getting too crazy. Maybe if I tug the darkness out she’ll go back to normal?
You light up your horn and attempt to pull the shadow back into yourself, but it doesn’t seem to budge. The only thing that happens is that Fluttershy stiffens and stops arguing with herself.
“Uh…Fluttershy?” you question as her gleaming red eyes stare off into nothingness and Mangle begins to growl.
“What in tarnation is going on out here?” a very annoyed voice cuts through the night and causes you to jump. Looking down the hall you see as a bleary eyed Applejack opens her door and marches out. “I gotta get up early to make up time for apple bucking and…What the?”
She stammers flabbergasted as she sees you facing down the vampiric pony.
“Uh, hey Applejack,” you wave sheepishly. “Look, don’t freak out, she may look scary but she’s under contro-“
“Big…Juicy…Apples…” Flutterbat drools looking at Applejack, cutting you off.
“Uhhhhh…” Applejack drones nervously and you look at the batified mare worriedly.
“Fluttershy?”
“WWWRRRRYYYY!!!” she suddenly shouts and divebombs the country mare back into her room.
“AAAAAHHHH!!!” Applejack screams as she gets tackled to the ground.
“No! Bad Flutterbat! No sucking ponies dry!”
“Oh, but I won’t kill her Shade…those were your orders!” the drooling mare says insanely as she shuts the door with her tail.
“Wait! No! Fluttershy NOOOOO!!!” Applejack shrieks as the muted sounds of tumbling furniture can be heard.
“…Oh buck,” you curse before you proceed to kick down Granny Smith’s door. “GRANDBUGGY!”
“Wagh!” the old bug screams as he falls out of the bed and onto the floor. “What’s the idea kid?! I told you I was going sil-“
“Shut up and help! We have an emergency on our hooves!” you shout as Mangle continues to bark at Applejack’s closed door.
Immediately the old bug perks up in alertness as he grabs his derby and plops it on his head.
“An emergency you say? What’s the deal?” he asks and you just point at the closed door.
“Fluttershy, No!”
“Fluttershy Yes!”
Grandbuggy’s eyes then shrink as he hears the commotion and his cheeks get red.
“My kink senses are tingling!” he shouts as she runs past you and kicks open the door, with you following close behind.
“Oh no!” you shriek as you witness a very creepy scene. Fluttershy sighs out steam as she lifts her blood soaked fangs from Applejack’s neck. Your cousin though has a look of euphoria on her face and is panting rather softly compared to the yelling earlier and is looking up at her attacker in wonder. Flutterbat giggles and licks her fangs clean as she strokes Applejack on the cheek.
Roker12’s Comment
“Crap! She’s already drunk her! Grandbuggy we have to-“
“Ah...the return of the ‘Why?’ Boner…With a Vengeance!” he declares with bulging eyes.
“What the buck are you talking about?!” you shout and he shakes his head clear.
“Huh? What’s that? OH! Hi Nightshade! Look, you really shouldn’t be seeing this!” he yelps as he shuts the door.
“Hey! Applejack is still in there!”
“Yes she is…look honey, this is grown up stuff. Now sometimes they, uh, play these games that aren’t for kids and-“
“It’s not grown up stuff, whatever the buck that is! Fluttershy’s a Vampire Now!” you shout and he looks at you incredulously.
“Wait, that wasn’t just a sexy glamour spell?” he questions.
“No! Somehow I helped turn her into a Vampire and now she’s eating Applejack!” you yell and stomp your hoof onto the ground.
“Huh…” he says at a loss as he reopens the door and you see…nothing.
“What? Where’d they go?” you say looking around.
“I would assume the window,” he points to the shattered opening with glass lying all about.
“Oh great! Because of you Applejack is dead! And it’s all my fault!” you shout as your eyes begin to glow along with your shards.
“Um…I don’t think she’s quite dead hun,” he says with amazement as he points out the window. Following his line of sight, you now see two figures with leathery wings laughing and flying towards the barn, and one of them is orange.
“Oh…” you say as your eyes unglow. “Well, this is still my fault!”
“We’ll figure out who’s at fault later kid! Right now we gotta warn the others!”
As he says that, you hear a girlish scream come from the barn.
“Buck!” you yelp as you fly out the window, followed by Grandbuggy who puts Mangle on his back.
Changer T Emerald’s Comment
When you land in front of the barn entrance, your mane stands on end as you see Fluttershy and a now Vampiric Applejack simultaneously biting on Garble who flails around in their grip.
“Help! Help!” he shrieks as Ember, Ahuizotl and Greta look on in shock.
“What is going on here?” asks Ahuizotl.
“I thought ponies didn’t eat meat,” Ember stammers.
“They don’t! I think they’re trying to give him a hickey,” Greta gags.
“They’re vampires you idiots! Get out of there!” you shout as you fly in and point your Dark Cannon at both of them. “Fluttershy! Applejack!” you shout, but they ignore you and keep gnawing on Garble.
“His dang scales are tough to get through!” Applejack hisses.
“They’ll break soon!” Fluttershy encourages.
“Agh! My blood!” Garble shrieks.
“Hey! You serve me remember?! Stop it!” you order.
“Can’t…Blood, so…juicy!” Fluttershy stutters.
“And it’s sweeter than cider…” Applebat agrees.
“…Okay, what the buck is a Vampire?” Ember asks as she and the other two rush behind you and Grandbuggy.
“Undead blood suckers,” Grandbuggy explains.
“Why is no one helping me?!” Garble wails.
“I’m Trying!” you shout as the Dark Cannon shakes in your grip. You really, really don’t want to put them down.
WARGAMES’s Comment
“Hey look, there’s an animal in danger!” you shout trying to catch her attention. You see her face twitch, but she keeps biting.
“Uh, hey! The blood banks here!” you try feebly, but they keep drinking Garble.
Agh! Still not working!
“Look! A blood bank crewed by animals with syphilis and your stupid pet rabbit is on fire!” Grandbuggy tries…but even that doesn’t work.
Letting out a sigh of frustration, you charge the gun.
“Oh well, we tried,” you say in defeat as you charge up a shot.
Down With Chrysalis’s Comment
Ello Calebero’s Comment
“Fluttershy! Applejack! I’m so sorry!” you apologize as you let loose your shot…only for both of them to flap their wings and fly up with Garble avoiding the blast.
“Hey! That’s cheating!” you shout up at them, just as they finish drinking from Garble who has a dazed look now.
“Mmm, dragon blood sure is spicy,” Flutterbat says with that same seductive tone.
“Darn tootin,” Applejack sighs in ecstacy.
“Glad…glad you enjoyed it,” Garble says as his eyes take on a hungry look. “I’m kind of hungry now.”
“Mierde! The idiota is now one of them!” Ahuizotl yelps as Garble’s ear fins become fluffier and his fangs somehow become even sharper.
“Buck! I’m sorry Garble!” you apologize as you blast at them again, but now all three dodge your blasts.
“Hey! Quit dodging!” you yell as you send out blast after blast after the blood suckers. And while Garble and Applejack move further away from you, Fluttershy seems to be toying with you.
“You missed!” she taunts before running up the side of the barn, “Whoop, Whoop, Whoop, Whoop, Whoop!”
“I am so confused!” Ember yells holding her head.
“You’re not the only one! How do we fix this?” Greta asks Grandbuggy.
“Beats the Tartarus out of me,” he shrugs.
“We go to Twilight obviously!” you say as you send another blast at the monsters, yet again missing and hitting that giant apple from the day before.
Instead of being angry however, Applebat swoops in with Batble and Flutterbat and they begin to lap up the destroyed fruit with gusto.
“Oh, so sweet, the golden nectar of the gods! Goes good with the red stuff!” Applejack says with a victorious screech.
“Apple sauce good, but I want red stuff too! Maybe I can get some from Nightshade?”
“No, the mistress wouldn’t let us get that so easily. Per her orders we just drink others, but not to death,” Fluttershy declares.
“I DIDN’T SAY THAT!” you say as you fire the canon again, but they are too quick for it. “Agh! This thing is useless!” you cry out and throw the canon down in frustration.
“Whoop! Mine Now!” Flutterbat cries out in triumph as she scoops your gun up and flies off.
“Hey! That’s Mine!” you shout angrily as your shards glow more. “AGH! What use is being feared and loved by the children of the night when they act like stupid dumb idiots?!”
“Every parent has thought that at one point or another kid,” Grandbuggy pats you on the back, but you shrug it off.
“Oh whatever! We have to get to Twilight to figure this out!” you growl.
“Oooh, that sounds like a good idea. I bet she tastes Sparkly,” Fluttershy giggles flies off towards town.
“I’m thinking some Rainbow blood would be particularly succulent,” Applejack laughs and follows.
“Or some rare gem pony juice!” Garble guffaws cruelly as the trio disappear into the darkness.
You and the rest all stare mortified at this turn of events.
“Sooo, should we follow the-“
“Of course we should Princess!” you cut off Ember as you take off into the sky.
Awhile Later
You and the rest of the Outcasts arrive onto the street lamp lit streets of Ponyville, headed towards Twilight’s library. About halfway there though, you are all stopped suddenly as a Rainbow blur lands in front of you.
“Hey buddies…” the vampiric Rainbow Dash giggles cruelly with even more vibrant red eyes.
“Gorrammit! Applejack got to her already!” You curse and kick the ground.
“Yeah, I thought it was a bit weird when I woke up with Applejack sucking on my neck, but I wasn’t complaining,” she shrugs with a giggle. “But now I’m just so thirsty and I feel like I can do anything! Can I have some of your blood Nightshade? I feel like it’d be more powerful.”
“No!” You respond as you reach out like you did with Fluttershy…but she doesn’t have as much of the shadow in her like she did.
Crap, I’ve got less control over her, you think in worry.
“Oh well. But how about Ahuizotl?” she says hungrily and he flinches. “Dude, you should totally become a vampire with me and then you and Daring Do could join me and AJ in swinging! I mean, I want to wait till Tennant’s back around, but if I could have fun with my OTP, that’d be awesome!”
“Uhhhh…” Ahuizotl stammers in fear.
“Again with the swings! Those are for school kids you dumb adults!” you reprimand. And before anyone can do anything else, Aloe suddenly leaps in front of your group.
“Quick! We Have To Kill That Mare!” she shouts holding up a mallet and stake.
“How’d you know she was a vampire?” you ask in shock which causes her to seize up.
“She’s a vampire?!” she shouts in surprise, dropping her weapons and running off. “AAAAHHHH!!!”
“Muhahahaha! Come back Aloe! I want to talk about your little club!” Rainbow Bat hollers as she chases after the fleeing mare.
You and the rest just stare at this dumbfounded before you all just shrug, and continue on your way, with you picking up the stake and mallet just in case.
ADDED TO THE INVENTORY
Mallet
Stake
Changer T Emerald’s Comment
“…Is it just me, or have only the mares that stalk your Dad been turned into vamps?” asks Greta.
“It’s not just you, this has the stink of Lady Luck bucking us all over it,” Grandbuggy grumbles.
“Well hey now, Aloe might still get away,” you point out.
“So wait, you’re saying I’ll also get those fluffy ears and sexy wings?” the spa pony’s voice echoes across the town. “Sign Me Up! Take Me!”
“…Or that could happen,” you sigh in frustration.
“Why are ponies so weird?” Ember grunts.
Kersey475’s Comment
“Yeah, and where’s your dad when we need him?” Greta barks. “If he were here maybe these mares would stop trying to drink everyone!”
“Or at least use him as bait,” Grandbuggy adds.
“You’d use your own nieto as bait?” Ahuizotl gasps.
“It’s not the first time,” he says seriously. “And to be fair, he probably wouldn’t mind. If I was younger, batified ex-models, spa gals and athletic chicks would get me going just as they would him. Repeatedly in my case with that whole Mistress of the Night talk.”
"Grandbuggy just…” you sigh. “Daddy's scared of bats, remember?" you point out.
"True... Now I don't know whether he'd be terrified or aroused. I mean, I was kind of both after walking in on those two back at the house" Grandbuggy ponders.
“You’re disgusting,” Greta gags.
“Yeah Fix, you’re back with the love of your life remember?” Ahuizotl chides.
“Hey, that don’t mean I can’t look alright?! Yeesh. But yeah, terrified arousal is what I’d call it. I wonder if he’s ever felt that before?” he wonders. “Eh, knowing him he’d probably just set fire to everything in his confusion.”
In the Human Realm
"Wait, why do I suddenly feel a combination of terror and arousal?!" Bugze yelps in the middle of chasing after Applejack and a minionized Rainbow Dash who are currently engaged in a lightsaber duel (with painted rods).
Maybe you're beginning to "go native" for the Humans.
"Buck no! That's not true! That's impossible!"
Search your feelings, you know it to be true... Sombra taunts.
"No, no... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" he screams as he snaps and goes on his first (of MANY) fiery rampages.
Sombra, you idiot... Selena facepalms while Humbra looks on in confusion.
“…Huh, could of sworn I slipped the real version of him the drink laced with blue pills,” he says as he sees Luna putting B2 in a headlock. “Eh, whatever.”
BACK WITH YOU
Down With Chrysalis’s Comment
“I’m sorry, WHAT?!” Twilight exclaims as you all stand before her in the middle of the library.
“I said Fluttershy has kind of turned into a vampire because of whatever you guys did earlier and she’s biting and turning all the rest of the De-er-Elements!” you repeat as Ahuizotl and Ember barricade the door.
“Yeah, I heard that, but that doesn’t make any sense! How could my spell turn her into a vampire?”
“You’ve got me!” you partially lie. “Maybe residual dark magic from those fruit bats setting traps for you. But anyway, you have to fix this!”
“I just…I…” she stammers before she groans and starts looking for books. “This is insane!”
“You’re telling me! Hoo Wee was it scary when Rarity tried to bite my neck instead of the lemon bars I offered,” Pinkie says shaking in the middle of your group.
“…” you all stare at her in silence.
“What?”
“How long have you been there?” you ask.
“Oh for awhile, you just didn’t notice,” she explains without explaining.
“But, then, how did…?” Ember babbles as her brain hurts.
“But yeah Twilight, Flutterbat has gotten all our friends and all our friends are drinking blood and eating apples. It’s like that one Cider Season where Rainbow Dash bit Berry Punch’s hoof and caused that riot!”
“Okay Pinkie, I believe you!” Twilight calls out as she starts flipping through books. “I’ll try to find a solution, but this isn’t my expertise. Does anypony else know how to deal with Vampires?”
“Well, traditionally you have to stake them in the heart, or expose them to sunlight and dust them. But as the Whinnychester Brothers have taught us, the heart thing might not be as reliable, and you can’t always wait till sunrise if they’re after you. So even though they are stronger and faster, you have to cut off their heads,” you explain. After that Twilight stops flipping through the books and looks at you with her mouth agape.
“…But that’s about it,” you admit a bit sheepishly.
“I…that…that was a very thorough and thought out set of rules. It was also very informative and concise…” she says, feeling proud of you as your teacher.
“Oh, it was nothing,” you hoofwave.
“But on the other hoof I am deeply disturbed about how much you know about killing my friends…and so willingly,” she finishes with a shudder.
“Hey! It’s not like I WANT to! That’s why we came to figure this out and keep you from being turned,” you defend and cross your legs.
“Wait, they were going to come and turn me?” she asks with a bit of fear.
“Eyup,” Grandbuggy nods. “So if you want your star patterned keister free from fang marks, get to reading girlie.”
“Hmmph,” she huffs and continues reading.
“Hey, uh, what’s going on down here?” Spike asks curiously as he walks down, holding a blanket with a night cap on his head.
“Oh, hey Spike,” you wave. “You better stick near us and stay away from windows for now.”
“Huh? Why?” he asks. Just as he asks that, there is a thump on a window above a shelf and Flutterbat’s grinning face is pressed up against it.
“Ttttwwwwiiiilllliiiigggghhhhttt. Come out to plaaayyyayyy…” she chants which sends shivers up everyone’s spines.
“…That! That’s why,” you say to the bewildered Spike.
“Call me skeptical, but I don’t think she actually wants to play,” Pinkie theorizes.
WHAT DO YOU DO?
Hey Hive-Mind,
So yeah, more vampires. Let’s fix this without staking any of our favorite characters shall we? And remember, as supposedly in charge of Alucard as Integra was, even she couldn't stop his little walks 
And is anyone else getting Lost Boys vibes? Anyway, while we’re on the subject, let’s have a question shall we?
What’s Your Favorite Vampire Story in Media.
From Movies, to Books and Videogames, what blood sucker is your favorite? And no sparkly answers will be counted. I mean REAL F@#KING VAMPIRES! 
See you next chapter everyone,
Brown Dog.
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"Okay... Things can't go worse" Say Twilight only to be hit by a paper fan from Pinkie
"Ouch... Pinkie, why did you do that?" Ask Twilight to her friend
"You should know to never say that!" Say Pinkie Pie
"Why?" Ask Twilight
"Because it tempt Lady Luck, and she already hate us..." Interject Nightshade
"Come on... Seriously you don't think that is true, that something could go wrong just for that, right?" Ask Twilight
Nightshade was going to tell Twilight, when they managed to listen to a explosion.
"Cutie Mark Crusaders Vampires, YAY!" Shout a trio of voices that Nightshade recognizes very well
"You had to say it? I sincerely don't want to have my friends bowing in front of me calling me mistress" Groan Nightshade.
"We need help!" Shout Twilight as she is ready to write a message to the princesses only for Nightshade look angry at Spike.
"If you dare send that message, I will stop dating you" Say Nightshade to Spike
"But..." Began to argue Spike
"And I will tell daddy that you raped me... Whatever that is... I read it in one of Miss Anorexia romance novels before she confiscated it, not sure what it means but is something very bad" Add Nightshade
Spike surrender and they began to think a plan
"We need someone that can deal with the vampires... Pinkie, do you know anyone?" Ask Nightshade
Pinkie take a notebook from her hair and began to pass pages
"Let's see... Richard Belmont? No, he is busy right now... Alucard? He is in therapy for daddy isues... Soma Cruz? He decided to search his cousin Dante... Dante is in a mission with Lady evading his cousin Soma Cruz... Hunter D is recovering in the hospital after he used the wrong hand to play with a little friend not specified... Sorry Shade, can't help you" Say Pinkie with a smile
"Great..." Groan Twilight
"What about Daring? She is here, she must had meet some Vamponies around" Ask Nightshade
"Let's see... Ahuizotl, Caballeron, Monster of the Swamp, Somnambula, your daddy, your grandbuggy, fragments of souls from a old wizard, Mummies, magical artefacts, Angry genies, Sexy Genies, a cult in name of Discord, wereponies... Nope, no Vamponies" Twilight commented as she made a mental list
"Wait... What was the last thing?" Asked Nightshade
"Wereponies?" Asked Twilight
"Before that... You said a cult in name of Discord... Maybe he can do something?" Ask Nightshade
"Do you trust Discord?" Ask Spike
"What else can we do? Fight our friends?" Ask Nightshade while thinking how to call the attention of the chaos god, until she looked at Pinkie
"Sure, why not..." Say Pinkie as her eyes turn white and open the mouth while a strange sound come out of her mouth, for a couple of seconds they waited until a deep voice that was not from Pinkie was heard.
"The god that you are calling is busy or outside your range... Please try later" Say the voice with a 'clank' sound as Pinkie returned to normal, making Twilight, Spike and Nightshade look at her for a moment before ignoring it.
"Wait, I can't hear anything... Think they give up? Maybe if we wait until dawn, we could do something?" Suggest Spike only to hear the crusaders at the other side of the door giggling
"One... Two... Flutterbat is coming after you" Began to sing the crusaders
"What the..." Nightshade was confused while Twilight groaned
"I knew it was a bad idea to give that horror book about a nightmare monster to Scootaloo" Say Twilight
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My favorite vampire story? I could guess that Castlevania, is after all a classic.
Haven't read the story, but inspired by the title
Vampires? Uh never really paid any mind to those, save for the tfs Hellsing ultimate abridged. As for ideas? I got one in mind. ON WITH THE SHOW
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"Great, now we got bat ponies galore all over us!" Greta groaned as Flutterbat kept trying to get in along with the cmc. You gulp as you see your friends hoover near the windows and door.
"Is there any other way out of here?" You say looking to a terrified spike.
"No! The only ways out are cut off! I don't want to be a vampire dragon!" He says dashing into the kitchen.
"Perhaps that Zecora mare can help us?" Ember asks. "She seems like the mystical-type?"
"But how could we reach her? With the vampire ponies out and about there's no way we could reach her!" Greta cried beginning to hyperventilate.
"Wait, maybe we can't get to her, but I know a few who can!" You say as a lightbulb turns on over your head. "Granbuggy can you keep Twilight occupied, I'm gonna summon a few friends." The old bug looked to you with a smirk and a nod.
"Here, book horse let me help ya out." He says going over and rummaging through books next to her. You quickly head over to the basement door and trot down the stairs. When you were far enough out of hearing range you summon forth Jackie Bob.
"Yes, mistress? You summoned me?" He said with a bow.
"Bob, I need you and a few other shadow minions to go and get Zecora for me. Tell her there's a vampire pony Apocolypse going on and we need her help. Keep her safe and don't let any pony bite her!" You say with worry.
"Of course mistress, anyone else you may think could help?" He asks snapping his fingers and sending a few shadow minions away. You pause and think.
"The Doctor er Time Turner! No wait he and Derpy went on a trip to the Crystal Empire to prepare for the Equestria Games. Um, see you if you can find anything that could be of use in his lab. He may no longer be a time traveler, but Derpy says he does still like to tinker with things. Oh and make sure to keep as many ponies as you can from becoming vampires!" With a salute, he and several other shadows dissolved into the floor and out the cracks of the walls and floors. Another idea comes to mind when you see them vanish. You run upstairs back to see everyone either looking through books or boarding up doors and windows.
"Come on Twilight I just want to share a drink with you~" Flutterbat singsongs.
"Oh enough of this." Ember starts preparing to light the bat pony ablaze. Only for a paw to clamp her jaw shut.
"Are you loco chica?! Fire won't solve our problems, especially in a WOODEN BUILDING!!" He hissed. She slapped away his paw with a growl.
"And what am I supposed to do? Sit here and let them break-in? I ain't going out without a fight!" She growls.
"Oh quit your bickering! Fighting with each other won't help us! Besides I'd very much like to wake up tomorrow in a not destroyed house thank you!" Twilight groaned. You couldn't help but feel a sudden sense of dread when she said that. You shook your head to get back on topic.
"Everyone! I know how to get out of here!" The others all look to you with confusion. "If we can't walk or fly our way out..." You stomp your hoof and make a hole in the floor. "We can dig our way out!" You say with a grin.
"My floor!" Twilight groans.
"Good idea shade! Vampires aren't known for digging. At least I hope." Greta cheers.
"But we need a way to defend ourselves! One bite and we become one of those vampiros!" Ahuizotal pointed out. You stop when you hear a shriek come from the kitchen. You gallop over to see a Rainbat Dash hissing at the window. You look to see Spike hiding under the table through various foods at her.
"Ahh Rainbow stay back I'm warning ya!" He says tossing a piece of garlic at the window. Rainbat shrieks in fear and backs off.
"Oh, duh! Vampires hate garlic! Quick Spike! Help me gather as much garlic as possible, and some apples too!" You say as you pull apart Twilight's kitchen.
"MY KITCHEN!!" Twi shouts from the other room.
"Okay, garlic I understand but why apples?" He says gathering the food in a basket.
"When I accidentally sliced Applejacks big apple with my dark cannon. (I swear I'll get that back even if I have to knock Flutters lights out a bit.) They dove and feasted on the apple juice that bled from it! We can use them as distractions to lure them away!" After gathering all the available food, you and spike run back to the group.
"Okay, I think if I reverse the spell I cast on the bats on Fluttershy that 'should' turn her to normal, but I don't know if it will work on the others though." Twilight gulped.
"Maybe it'll cause a chain reaction and cure the others?" Greta said boarding a window. "It worked for Batmane in Batmane vs Poncula!" However, as she said that a loud THUMP was heard against the door.
"YEAH!" A familiar voice shouted from the door.
"Oh great, they got to Bulk Biceps!" Spike shouted. Gulping you shouted.
"Alright ready or not we have to go now!!" Using your Earth bending you increased the size of the hole you made causing everyone to fall in. Grabbing the food with your magic you tossed it into the hole. As you did the sound of breaking glass and wood filled the library.
"Knock knock, here's Fluttershy!" Gulping you stomped your hooves and hopped into the hole, as the hole sealed itself. Inside everyone groaned with Twilight lighting up her horn.
"Oh, it's going to take days to fix the damage." She groaned. You gave her an apologetic look before punching the wall near you making a path.
"Alright, let's move! I don't know how long it'll be till they figured out what's happened!" You shout running down the makeshift tunnel. With the others following behind.
And that's all I got for dialogue and stuff. The rest being they find Zecora and retrieve some sound guns (cause bats have very sensitive hearing) and a magic amplifier from the Doctor's house. Something, something, action, something, something, bad luck. They gather the bats from the farm, and more apples and make a last stand at a certain crystal tree. Feel free to add on! And yes, that is an actual batman movie. It was also a good tv show.
wait I thought the timeloop was over ,or are these just things that happen randomely to them even without it?
Think it's vampire knight for me
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This is about the something something bad luck
They are all completely surrounded by vampires at this moment
nightshades minions have already returned and the weapons are already being used as much as possible
Nightshade goes in to distract them from going after her friend by diving into the mob, but due is ignored just like doofenshmirtz in the middle of his zombie apocalypse.
she goes for dramatically crying nooooooooooo! but is interrupted by an excessivly large sound
"It sounds like... wubs?
That's right bois
a covered figure jumps in and starts firing some powdered explosive(basically powdered garlic smoke bombs) at the encirclement covering the area in a dense cloud that sends them all reeling.
another more melodic musical blast comes in and breaks the encirclement
finally another pony jumps in with a... violin on their back?
grabs a bow and arrow that a minion took from the lab(it was being studied of course)
and fires it into the crowd of vampires... hitting nightshade
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I know what your thinking no it's not vinyl scratch and octavia melody... It was vinyl, octavia, bon bon, and lyra. I refuse to believe that a former special agent whose job is solely to stop these kinds of things would not have a contingency plan now that the organization who tried to stop these things is no longer operating. Lyra's less likely but I doubt bon bon would leave her behind, and she did go to celestia's school for gifted unicorns.
go team V.O.L.B. not all of them can be a winner
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This three months of Nightshade in Ponyille is happening while Bugze is going through the time loops
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Nightshade (being Nightshade) is hungry so she has Spike make some snacks with garlic in them. Fortunately he finds a Roamin (Italian) cookbook.
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Yeah, I had to Google the value of gold, so I'm not 100% certain on the exact numbers, but he should have gotten way more money. Although he might be in a world where gold is as common as iron.
If Rarity tern to Raribat (If anyone know how to combined, Rarity and Bat pleas do. I suck.) she try to get Spike and, Nightshade to the rescue! (and maybe a kiss).
After constant debate back and forth about how the group return the girls back to being non-vampires, Grandbuggy tries to ease the tension by making a few vampire puns...the dirty kind of vampire puns.
Twilight takes this as well as you’d expect
Also, in the event that the vampire ponies do manage to get into the library. Garble sacrifices (read: is sacrificed) to the vamps to buy the others some time. However, all the blood sucking leaves him more delirious then vampy, and he proceeds to do this:
He also does Linkara’s freak out from his vampire the masquerade review (couldn’t find the clip), with bonus points for accidentally knocking out a vampony or two in the process
"We are in a library full of books, surely there must be a book here that could help us" Say Nightshade
The group separate for a couple of moments and they reunite
"Okay... What do we have?" Ask Nightshade as they began to look at the books, Grandbuggy give her one
"Let's see... 'You Can Never be Too Paranoid: Protective Charms for your shoelaces and More!' by Alastor Moody' We don't have time to check it... Next..." Say Nightshade as she put the book in her inventory and began to look at the book Greta give to her, a very heavy and big book
"Let's see... 'The scientific book of science' why the hell should this be of use?" Ask Nightshade
"Well, if this don't make them sleep, maybe we can hit them with it or use it as a shield" Comment Greta
"Next!" Shout Nightshade as she put the book in the inventory and Pinkie give her a book
"Twilight? Didn't know that there was a book about me..." Say Twilight as she see the title of the book Pinkie give to Nightshade
"It's a book about vampires that go sparkling under the sun" Say Pinkie with a smile while Nightshade read a little and throw it away with a hissing similar to a changeling
"And now I need brain bleach... This book should be considered forbidden, it's most horrible that many dark books and they call Daddy and Mommy monsters" Say Nightshade as she throw a magic beam to the book to make it burn
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If we are talking of vampires, we can't forget about that great book of vampires that is 'Twilight'