Episode 2: Scream Therapy
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GreyRebl’s Comment
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"
Bugze...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!"
Bugze...
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
Bugze for the love of me, will you get a hold of yourself you fool?! Selena groans in desperation and annoyance, but you can’t stop screaming. How could you? One of your worst fears has come true and then some.
“AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!” you continue screaming your new alien vocal chords raw.
Bugze for the gods’ sake, you’ll pass out if you keep screaming like that!
“Yes! I know! Sweet merciful bliss will come with it! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!”
And while she audibly facehooves, since she has the luxury of still having hooves, Sombra continues to sing that inane My Little Human song like a torturous resonance of cringe and neck beard gurgling, the crescendo so terrifyingly deep and demonic that it shudders your insides... Even though it's just how his voice sounds.
La la la~ My little human~ My little human~
YOU’RE NOT HELPING!!! She yells at the filthy humie in your mind.
“Horrible Overhyped Trash For Little Fillies with Horrible Animation! Why must it be real?! AAAAAAHHHHH!!!”
Alright that does it! Bugze, just know that what I’m about to do is for your own good! Selena growls, and you suddenly feel your perspective get pushed back inside your head slightly.
Assuming Direct Control…
While you continue to yell to the heavens for this crime against nature and all reality, the former mare in the moon lifts your evil gross hand and…
DarkInfinity666’s Comment: i would imagine bugze punch himself in the face a few times to see if he was dreaming
Baraka Obama’s Comment: Proceed to slap yourself multiple times, praying that this is some kind of side effect after using the transporter.
“AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!- *SLAP* OW!” you stop your shouting abruptly and clutch your smarting face. You find yourself in a familiar situation with a red hoof… er, hand mark on your face.
“Hey that really hurt! Without chitin this hand this…hand…Uh, Ah! AAAAHHH-*SLAP* Ouch! *SLAP* OW! *SLAP* OK! *SLAP* I Get It! *SLAP* Stop!” you shout and pant as several more red marks line your cheeks. Your evil wriggly hand stops inches from your cheek and lowers as you topple over once more.
Now, are you done shouting yourself ragged? Selena inquires.
“Y-yeah *pant* I think so…” you gasp as the pain helps to sober you up.
Good. I know that this is a shock, but we have to stay focused right now. There are too many variables we don’t know, she reasons, and the logic in her words does help you focus more.
“Right…right. There could be enemies nearby, there’s no time to worry. I’ll just not focus on the fact that I’ve been turned into a…a…”
~Big adventure, tons of fun. A beautiful heart, faithful and strong~
“Oh who am I kidding, how can I escape this personal Tartarus?!” you panic and start hyperventilating.
~Sharing kindness, it’s an easy *BLAST* AH! Sombra yelps in pain.
Not Now You Miserable Cretin! She chides the fanboy. Now Bugze, just ignore that swine’s- Oh For Goodness’ Sake!She bellows while you fall further into existential crisis.
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"H-hands... I have ha-han-ha—!" You choke and wheeze in and out, shuddering, stammering, and coughing. The slightest tug of your jeans feels so foreign...so alien. And those fingers, on your...hands, where your hoofs are supposed to be, they just—just wriggle! You can even feel the same in your shoes!
Lying on the concrete, curling your limbs—your abominable human limbs—around yourself, bombarded by memories of horrors long since forgotten, you hysterically sob into your knees as you rock back and forth along your back.
"I-it's going to be okay. It's going to be okay," you repeat, and your voice cracks. "It'sgoingtobeokaaaay!"
Bugze, You've already served your time being the fool. Now enough crying and stand up! You have survived far worse than this! She orders, but this only causes you to roll onto your side, eyes shaking in terror.
"I can hear her: Lyra, talking my ear off about humans, ranting about fan theories, inviting me to a My Little Human convention..."
Selena's sigh echoes in your mindscape. Then, her voice turns as sweet as nectar.
Listen, my dear bug,she utters soothingly,Just because you're now human does not mean you're one of...'them'.
"B-but that's what a converter would say! I've seen it! Heard it!" You squeeze tighter into your pitiful ball. "They were LIARS, those closet human-loving scum!"
...Sometimes, I wonder if we take our disgust a bit too far...
"I WAS ONCE FORCED TO READ TWO PAGES OF ONE OF THEIR ASININE PONY ON EARTH SELF-INSERTS! TWO!"
Really? What were they called? I’ll have to search those out. They better have my OTP, Sombra chimes in.
“NO! I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR DAMNED SHIPS LYRA!!! AAAAHHHH!!!” you shout as you bolt forward.
What did I just say worm?! Selena growls as she blasts at Somba again.
You’re all just haters!
Trying to get away from bad memories, you at least have some semblance of rationality, though that rationality is that smacking yourself silly will make you think better. Not quite what Selena was trying to do, but you’ve taken that lesson to heart. So before she can assume control again, you…
Master of Shadow’s Comment: This has to be a dream. You find the nearest tree/tree like object and slam your head into it till you wake up.
Slam your disgusting ape face against its reflection in the side of the building again and again. As your head starts to crack said window, which Sombra notes is made of crystal, you do feel the old memories being buried in favor of pain.
Bugze Stop! You’re bleeding! Selena commands, and as you looked at your cracked visage, you see some of your midnight blue blood coming out of your forehead.
“Oh, so I am…on the plus side…Ow….” You slump onto your knees, which bend the complete opposite direction than what you’re used to. You stare at your new form in the crystal window, before sighing and wiping your forehead with the back of your…hand.
“Gorammit Jack. Why couldn’t you have told me before and let me freak out in my real body?” you whimper as tears start coming to your eyes and your breathing gets ragged again.
DownWithChrysalis’s Comment
Bugze calm down! You’re gonna hurt yourself more and draw too much attention to us! Just remember those breathing techniques Zecora taught you!
At Selena's suggestion you start to take deep, calming breaths like how the zebra shaman instructed. As you breathe you think,
Everything is okay, everything is alright. I'm just trapped in a world where creatures from a terrible TV show exist AND I'M ONE OF THEM OH DEAR LUNA WHY?! THIS IS NOT OKAY, EVERYTHING IS NOT GO-
*Slap*
Bugze!
Slowing down your breathing again after that mild panic attack you eventually calm down enough to speak rationally.
“Okay...Okay…I'm good… sorta. As long as I don’t see any of those overrated characters right at this moment, I think I’ll be alright…”
Michelle is not overrated. She is the most adorable-
"OVERRATED I SAY!!!" You shout before you take one more long breath and open your eyes to look at your reflection again. “Sweet Tartarus I’m ugly as buck,” you groan.
It’s not as bad as you perceive it my Bug. But hurry up this loathing, there’s no telling who or what overheard your ranting, Selena urges.
Your eyes widen and you look all around you, but thankfully there doesn’t appear to be anyling else around.
“Okay, it looks like I lucked out, but who knows how long that will last?” you then look to the sky and see…
Solarkness’s Comment
Kichi’s Comment
That the sun is close to the horizon. You're guessing it's either dawn or dusk, although you can't say for sure since you can’t really determine the direction it moves in yet. You lean against the wall next to the window you’ve cracked and sigh.
"Well, what now?" you ask.
Well it’s obvious isn’t it? You have to learn to walk with this bipedal form. Remember, time is of the essence, Selena instructs helpfully.
“Bipedal…” you shudder, but you let the horror that that entails go. You can freak out more later. You then do as the mare in your head suggested and begin testing out your new horrendous limbs.
It’s slow going to be sure, transitioning from four legged walking to two, and your balance still is in the gutter, but you are able to stumble walk for more than four steps without falling.
“That’s it. Easy does it. Just like a natural filthy human…” you breathe through your teeth as you puppet your new limbs. Eventually, you stumble back to the remains of your dimensional slider.
“Aw man, Jack is gonna kill me…after I kill him a few dozen times that is!” you then scoop up the shattered pieces and look them over as they sit in the greasy palms of your new hands.
“There is entirely too much feeling when holding something…but anyway, what do you think my chances of repairing this are Selly?”
I could not hazard a guess as we’ve only been in this world for less than 5 minutes, but who knows? Maybe there will be enough advanced tech to salvage it.
“Maybe…but I doubt it. No, I think we’re gonna have to end up using that other portal…wherever the heck it is.” You then sigh and go to place the broken pieces into your Inventory only to find...
Roker12’s Comment: Don't forget your inventory.
“My Inventory!” you cry out as you bring the bag up for inspection. They are no longer your helpful saddle bags, instead it has been turned into...
“A Purse?! Really?!” you shout. “It’s bad enough I’m a damned dirty ape, but now you gotta give me a purse?!”
I believe that’s more of a satchel, Sombra chuckles.
“Bullspit! It’s a purse and you know it! Great, just complete the neckbeard look why don’t you?!”
Well does it still function? Asks Selena rolling her eyes.
“Good question,” you say as you open up the man purse and look inside. Thankfully, it appears as though your belongings haven’t gone anywhere, and the bag of holding still has impossible space inside.
“Well thank goodness for small miracles,” you sigh as you place the pieces inside.
Broken Slider Added to Inventory.
And while you have your transformed inventory open, you check your other items. Unfortunately the majority of your coats and other disguises are still for an Equine body. Including…
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“Oh No! My Power Glove!” you groan as you hold up the hoof glove. You try placing it over your new disgusting hand, but it only barely sits over the limb when you close it into a fist.
“Aw crud,” you groan.
Well…think on the bright side. At least if the plasmids and vigors do not work, surely the grappling hook still will. It’s always good to have a quick escape available, Selena tries to cheer you up, but your mood is sour.
“This glove doesn’t fit too well on this evil spidery thing, I don’t think it’s going to work at all,” you grumble as you return the weapon back to the inventory.
Sighing, Selena continues,
Well be that as it may, we should test it later. Right now we should endeavor to distance ourselves from outside this Academy to get a better lay of the land.
“Right…but wait, maybe we should scope out that portal now.”
Solarkness’s Comment
You remember Nightshade’s advice about finding Cadance and Shining Armor on this side.
“If I find their counterparts, then the portal should be here too…although they’re probably going to be gross small eyed, five fingered demons too.”
You just don’t get the artistic aesthetic, Sombra grumbles.
“It’s disgusting!” you argue back.
Bugze, Selena interrupts. We should focus on getting you used to this body and the world first before we go hunting for dopplegangers.
“But we’re right here already. Might as well get it over with before anyling else shows up and sees us snooping. And even as I say that…”
“Um Excuse Me? What are you doing on school grounds after hours?” asks a familiar voice that sends shivers up your spine. You slowly turn around and gape at what you see in horror standing in the Academy’s entrance. Even if you hadn’t heard her voice, you would have recognized her even as an ugly ape with those oversized glasses.
AllenNoir’s Comment: So how long before Bugzi meets Sci-Twi standing outside Crystal Prep…
“Um…the school is closed,” she mumbles nervously. “Are you hear to see Principal Finch or-“
“AAAAAHHHHHH!!!” you scream startling human Twilight Sparkle as the last three months come rushing back to you in one instant.
That’s not her Bugze! That’s her dop-
“NOT MY PRINCESS! NOT MY PRINCESS!!!” you yell as you turn and stumble run away from the shocked and confused teenager into what you now know is the night.
Behind you, you faintly hear some sort of exchange.
“What was that Twily?” asks a familiar male voice.
“I don’t know. Some crazy homeless person I think.”
LATER
After quite literally learning how to run again (fear and insanity over a little girl are great motivators) you find yourself in an alleyway panting as the night gets darker. Thankfully, by some luck you’ve never had before, you’ve not seen a single other human since running from Twilight.
“Oh jeeze *Huff* How am I *Pant* This winded already?” you ask as you lean against a brick wall.
You obviously have a different stamina for this body. But you wouldn’t have needed to find that out had you stayed calm, Selena chides.
“I couldn’t help it. It’s still too soon for me to be hearing her voice. For all I know, this world’s Twilight is also a princess and will strike me down if I get on her bad side.”
I don’t know why you were so worried, I thought the redesign was adorable and-
“I don’t give a buck about your little filly show!” you shout and pant some more, leaning into the wall.
Well, if anything, we’ve learned that the Bookworm’s double and her brother are at that Academy, so our Daughter’s theory may yet hold water, Selena points out.
“Oh goody,” you say sarcastically as you pull your head up from resting on your hand and shudder. “I don’t think I’m ever going to get used to this.”
You then notice something under your hand, plastered to the brick wall. Something that catches your attention.
“Huh?” you pull back and your muzzle-less mouth drops at what you see.
Kichi’s Comment
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The words WANTED are plastered over the images of three humans standing in front of what looks like a Police Height Chart.
One of them is a male wearing a jagged metal crown, and sticking his tongue out, another is female in dark leather clothing and heavy eye shadow, and the last one is a cloaked figure, with his face obscured and the eyes glowing orange.
“No way…” you say breathlessly. The three humans are holding signs that have their names scrawled on it. King Crystal, Nightmare Moon, and of course
“The Hooded Offender…They’re searching for me even in this dimension? Buck you Lady Luck!” you growl, and your hands instinctively curl into fists, which feels really weird. Along the sides of the humans are a list of what you can only assume are their crimes, only it’s worded strangely.
Kill the King,
Burn the Flag,
Gut the Traitors,
Bring the Darkness.
The Wanted, with Special Guest, Queen of the Hive.
Coming Soon.
Of course it couldn’t be that easy…Selena says sounding dejected. But maybe there is hope? This poster is old and weathered. Maybe they’ve already captured our counterparts?
“If only we were so lucky,” you groan but something still confuses you. “You know for a Wanted Poster, this really doesn’t have a lot of details. And what does that ‘Coming Soon’ and 'Special Guest' part mean?”
Now that you look at it, it looks more like the three humans on the poster were posing on purpose. It’s almost as if this whole thing was a promotional.
If that’s my Hum-Sona, then I definitely give my seal of approval, Sombra interrupts your thought process causing you to roll your eyes.
“Yeah, well your little creepy fantasies just might spell our doom. The less people see this the better,” you declare as you, without thinking, immediately tear down the poster with your newly gained hands and endeavor to do the same with any other wanted posters of you that you find.
"I sure hope that this is some sort of set of collectibles that unlocks an awesome weapon or something," you muse.
Bugze, This isn't a video game, this is real life, Selena deadpans.
“Yeah, real life with Humans and a world without magic,” you snark.
…Okay, I’ll give you that one. But even then, I doubt tearing them down will accomplish much.
“It couldn’t hurt. Besides, there’s something strange about these posters…”
Your time as a bounty hunter let you see quite a few, and unless Humans are that much stranger, then something is off about this Wanted poster.
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You shake your head at this little mystery and sigh.
“Let’s worry about this later. It’s not even been an hour and it’s dark and I’m already mentally exhausted,” you groan.
Indeed. So far we’ve been lucky in avoiding other human creatures, but we should find some place to rest before it gets too late.
“Well that’s going to be tough. I think we’re in a city,” you say as you look out of the alley way and see fast moving metal carriages of some kind whizzing by. “And bullspit there’s no magic in this world, look at those carriages!”
You gulp looking at the mechanical marvels that make your Derby Racer back home seem like scrap metal. You look behind you to the alley and the Dumpsters at the far end.
“Well, if it comes down to it…but I really don’t want to have to sleep outside. I need somewhere quiet so I can think through all…” you look down at yourself, “This!”
We will need funds in that case. What we have now should be enough for some days, but we will need some sort of income to support ourselves.
“Yeah, I mean I guess I could become a repairpony, uh I mean repair...man,” you grumble at the evil word.
You're tired in an alien city and it's night time.
WHAT DO YOU DO?
They say there's no rest for the wicked, but what do they know? Help Bug Boy Get Some Rest.
Hey Hive Mind,
Sorry for the delay. Would have had this chapter out right before Christmas Eve, but Lady Luck decided to give me food poisoning for the holidays, and then some healthy doses of overnight shifts at my work.
And since I didn't say it before, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
Anyway, thanks for all the comments guys, but sadly I couldn't use them all since some of them were hypothetical scenarios for farther into the future. I'll hold onto them, but just know the story is always changing.
Now when writing Bugze's struggle through this world, just remember that aside from some Magical Girl shenanigans later on, this is more or less OUR boring old world he's stomping through, so no weapons to surpass Metal Gear, or random Kaiju, or anything like that randomly showing up 
Also, some of you may have noticed the new title. Puzzling Frost's suggestion was well received by a vocal majority, so congratulations buddy, YOU named the last season 
This Chapter's Question is.
What should the Opening theme be?
I've put a placeholder with two Powerman 5000 Songs, but as always you guys should decide, and we'll start with the opener. Do you like World's Collide, or something better? Let me know.
See you on the Battlefield Hive Mind.
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Well, I certainly caught this as it came out. Always fun to see what trouble he's getting into :3.
Meanwhile, in the future, some fun things to come: Bugze's first time using the restroom, buying clothes (possibly meeting the human/deadly 6 that way), trying to introduce himself with the name 'Bugze' on Earth, and...overall interesting times to come.
Though definitely for now Bugze should probably figure out where he's staying the night and to get something to eat. I wonder how he'd take to going to a Mc Donald's for the first time..... ... . . .
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There is absolutely no possible way you could ever get that disgusting slab of...definitely not meat past your lips, Bugze. I will not allow it. Selena was an inch away from assuming direct control once more just to dislodge that abomination from his Bugze's spider grip.
"But...food..." You say, almost hurting to give up such a delicious smelling dinner you'd discovered via the trash out back...
Oh let him have his fun, this is quite enjoyable regardless... Came Sombra, followed by a dark chuckle.
You could sleep in the inventory. (Someone might take it during the night, though.)
Yay thank you guys for picking my suggestion!
It means so much thank you!
Is Bugzes human counterpart in a rock band? I hope he is. Imagine him just walking around town people suddenly going fangirl on him
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Did we make this kind of joke before?
Bugze gets flashbacks of Justin beaver (whenever the Pony version was) getting dragged into a closet by crazed fan girls saying they want to carry his foals as he screams for help.
"NO! not me! I'M SAVING IT FOR MARRIAGE!!" Bugze screams as he runs from the girls (and some boys) wanting 'your' autograph.
You hear a cough "Well..." you hear Sombra "If they did catch you you could...let me take try and hook up with- " he says something neither of you can hear. " Say what now?! "HOOK UP THE BUILDING WITH THE GRAPPLING THINGY!!" he shouts, defensively....
....
....
"*cough cough* yeah that."
"Are you sure that's what you-" "GREAT IDEA!" you say without hesitation.
*phew*.
If I were to choose between the two options you gave for the intro, I'd have to say I like "How to be a Human" better. But while I was looking up "Worlds Collide" on YouTube, I actually found this at the top. Thought it might work too.
Or maybe this would work for the fight with the Sirens? Huh... that's a thought I guess. They'd be singing this of course. Ah well, that's for later. As for next chapter!
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Continuing from where you left off
Bugze whips his arm into his bag and pulls out the grappling hook, aims it, fires it at a rooftop, and sails away to safety!
-is what would have happened if you didn't screw up the "pulls out hook"-part with your, still, unfamiliar tentacle-hoof-things and pathetically drop the hook before you could aim it.
'Well that didn't go as planned.' Bugze thinks redundantly to the sound of two different hooves meeting two different faces in his head.
"Can we get your autograph!!!" Bugze squeals in terror.
"Gah!-I'mtoyoungtoloseminelikethis!" Bugze exclaims while cringing away from the inevitable onslaught of-
"Um... are you okay?" One of the assailants asks him in concern.
"Please just make it quick!" Bugze pleads to them.
"Ex-cuse you?!" Selene asks with a dangerous edge.
"She's right you know. With things like this it's better if it lasts as long and intense as po-."
"What. Was. That?" Selene asks in a voice as cold and foreboding as a frozen lake cracking.
"-ooooouuummmm Oh! Look! "They're not crazed fansgirls! They're just regular, not asking for anything else except an autograph, fangirls! Let's focus on being as nice and accommodating as possible!" Sombra swiftly corrects himself.
The opening theme huh....well I got nothing. Curse my lack of music skills of telling good tone for a theme! Here, this is what I'm currently listening to, maybe it could be a theme.
...What? Blame TFS for it okay they use too many awesome sounding songs for their abridged series!
Anyway, on to comment!
You briefly consider sleeping in the alleyway, at least for tonight anyway. But that thought is immediately thrown out the window when you see just how dirty the alleyway is.
Is that rotting meat!? Oh that is just disgusting! Wait...what in the name of Luna is that moldy thi-OH SWEET LUNA IT MOVED!!!
Needless to say, you ran out of that alley faster then you did from that school. Also you only managed to trip and fall on your face twice, so hey at least your improving!
.....
A few hours of stumbling around, dodging carriages whose drivers clearly don't understand that a changeli-po-person walking in front of them means slow down and who yelled some things at you that you think are insults, and gaining strange looks from the people around you for some reason you come across a semi-rundown building with a big glowing sign on the front of it that says,
DESPERATE LODGINGS
Right under the sign in tiny print are the words,
For when even your parents house is a worse last resort.
You can't help but rise your brow at this as you think,
Well isn't that just nice.
Sadly I believe we are that desperate, unless you believe that alleyway will be a better opti-
NOPE! THIS PLACE IS PERFECT! NO LIVING NIGHTMARE MOLD HERE!
With that panicked thought you begin to head in....
And that's a wrap for me. Feel free to add on to it fellow commenters! See ya all next chap!
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When you head inside, you can see that there’s a large number of humans sleeping on the floor. You trip over one who was right next to the doorway. The guy mutters something before turning over in his sleep.
”Man, this place is a dump.” You think, making your way past the maze of sleeping homeless people.
”Far better then that alleyway.” Selena says.
You aren’t that certain, espically since there was that lovely food in the alley, but you make your way to what looks like the desk, which has another human looking half asleep. “Excuse me?” You ask.
The human jerks awake, “HE-Man!?” He shouts. He looks around before noticing you, “Oh, just another homeless guy. We’re pretty full, but there might be a spot or two left on the floor. Need bedding?” He reaches down behind the desk and tosses a bundle at you. “Here you go. First night is free, gotta pay after that.”
The bundle hits your chest and falls to the ground as you try to grab it. You quickly pick it up and start searching for a place to sleep on the floor.
Gah, been a while since I’ve done this.
Seeing as how this is the final season, perhaps something with finality to it should be the theme;
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A good pick I feel would be good for the finale.
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Also a good choice. (who is that man and why isn't he in Hollywood yet?)
But here's what I'm thinking, now hear me out on this. What if we made two intros and two ending themes. One intro and ending for Bugze, and one intro and ending for Nightshade. Both of them are going through completely different adventures. So its only fitting to have different intros and endings right? And when they eventually reunite we can come up with a FINAL intro and ending. How does that sound? Any way here's my picks:
Bugze's intro theme:
Bugze's outro theme:
Nightshade's intro theme:
Nightsade's outro theme:
and that's all I got. Tell me how you feel about these songs and how we make Bugze and Nightsade's theme music or just have it all the same one intro and one outro for both.
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Actually, that is exactly the plan. Are you psychic or something?
But yeah, I just wanted to focus on them one at a time, intros first, then outros since these suggestions will be getting a straw poll.
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Maybe I am, maybe I'm not the Brown dog wonders, he may never know...
God I'm scary when I'm tired. I'm going to bed.
As Bugzee is walking still confused, a little figure appear suddenly from a dark corridor, the little figure wearing some sunglasses a hat and a coat approaching Bugzee.
"Good that I found you, the others are waiting you!" Say the little figure as it began to push him to a door in the building.
"Gah? What? When? How?" Ask Bugzee surprised and confused as he try to resist
"Come on, big bro/Daddy [Sincerely, I'm not sure so I leave it for choosing] it's me, Nightshade! Say the little figure as she take his hand and guide him to a stage
"What? But I tought that Grandbuggy was watching you, what are you doing here?" Ask Bugzee surprised
"Grandbuggy? Are you talking about the manager? He told me to search for you as he knew that surely you got lost around and wanted me to take you to practice with the other members of the group" Commented Nightshade taking Bugzee until they crossed a door.
"I found him! He was looking around and...." Began to shout Nightshade until the scene was there
As the door opened, Bugzee managed to found the people in the WANTED poster talking with someone.
"Yeah, I don't think she is our daughter..." Say Selena
"WHO ARE YOU!?" Ask the two Bugzee as the same time
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Mainly, Human Nightshade find Bugzee
Any problem, PM and I edit. (I could not put the youtube code)
it would be most interesting if he runs into the main characters of my little human
now that would be halarious
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Well it is a satchel, would be hard to fit inside... mmmmm
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Looking at your satchel, you remember how you've literally shoved ponies into your saddlebags which had an opening no bigger than a book.
"Well Nightshade has a bedroom in the inventory, and I have put other things larger into it than should reasonably fit..."
As you attempt to worm your way through the opening, you manage to get stuck.
"Gorramit! I'm getting stuck--"
"Hmm, the entrance to the saddlebags must have been enchanted..."
"Really? An unlimited place to store stuff, but not a decent entrance? Ripoff."
Selena chuckles, "Sort of like a reverse genie. Regardless, you should crawl out now before you get actually stuck---"
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I'm not quite sure how to continue this, because obviously he gets stuck and I don't have any more quips.
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Gonna agree with this.
You are absolutely dumbfounded. You already have found your counterpart.
"Wait a minute, you're me!" Both Bugzes screech simultaneously.
"And I'm you!" They continue, still somehow perfectly in sync.
You somehow manage to be the first to break the pattern, launching into a strange sequence of questioning. "If you're me, and I'm you, then WHO AM I? IS MY LIFE A LIE? WHY IS EVERYTHING SO COMPLICATED?!"
Your doppelganger doesn't hesitate and immediately slaps you. "I'm the one that should be asking that question! Who are we?!"
You and your doppelganger collapse on the ground, stunned at the revelation that a clone of them exists.
Really Bugze? You're letting yourself get confused this easily? I mean, I know you're not that smart, but this is a new record.
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continuing this line of thought:
Your stomach rumbles, much louder than it had to signal your initial hunger.
Okay, fine, but only this once, Bugze. I can't have you killing yourself by eating trash. Once we get some money, you're going grocery shopping.
"Aww, but I don't like making choices!" You complain.
Then I'll make them for you, Selena responds. After all, I would know better than you what foods are healthy.
"But I'm not a pony or a changeling right now, how would you know if my digestive system is compatible with the usual foods?" You ask, somehow using your meager intelligence to its limit to construct a logical line of questioning.
That's... A good question actually. Sombra, you're the human expert around here, what do humans usually eat?
Based on the show, they're omnivores. I've never seen them eating things like grass though, so I doubt humans can digest complex plant protein. Maybe they use it as a source of fiber?
"Oh great, now he's making headcanons," You complain, not wanting to listen to Sombra any further.
Running Gag for this chapter (if image can't be accessed, it's Buttercup in Professor Utonium's body trying to pick up the phone with his hand and then says "Professor, your hand doesn't work!");
i.imgur.com/QVKe5Dl.jpg
You try to get something from the Inventory, only to find you still don't quite know how to work the- ugh- fingers.
"Oh come on! Stupid wriggly humany fingers!"
Haven't you disguised yourself as a minotaur or a griffin, being with fingers? Selena points out.
"I suck at changing, remember? Now fing you stupid fingers, FING!!!" you yell as you try to grab what you need from your bag.
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You try to open the door that clearly says "PULL" on it, but you have trouble getting your hand to grab the handle. In frustration you basically end up slapping the doorknob with your useless human hand,
"Stupid, doornob, won't, work!"