• Member Since 17th Jan, 2015
  • offline last seen March 14th

Whiskeylullaby


A knight in Shining Armor has never had his metal truly tested.

Comments ( 21 )

Im laughing my ass of this is great!!

Humans? In my vagina?

It's more likely than you think!

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and your dynasty reigned supreme! Well, for about six months that is, because after one epic orgy, celestia sat on your face too long, and you literally drowned in pussy.

Well. There's only one thing you can really say about a death like that
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I literally have no words.

What the fuck did I just read?

Beastiality is disturbingly popular here.

The visualizations this story gave me we’re very entertaining.

Holy shit you people need jesus.

If you take this story seriously, you need to consider destroying your modem.

7/10 could have used some "mom's basement" jokes.

I think I need brain bleach now.

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Yes. Yes he does.
Also, your avatar pic is suddenly very, VERY appropriate right now.

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I showed this to jesus. He left saying "I didn't die for this shit"....

What the fuck?

This is a WTF story to top most WTF stories here.

I certainly enjoyed the black comedy and how you crossed the line repeatedly with the description of the 'anon' fellow and his antics.

Plus, this 'anon' got himself a happy ending. Who knew?:trollestia:

What the fuckety fuck was this fuck

da fuck...should i be offended, honer'd, or disturb't...and why am i starting to over think this story

GG, comedy is like chocolate, the darker, the better.

Ok that's enough Internet for today.

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