“I promise not to bite.” She said, her face flushed as she gave her rump a teasing shake. “Unless you want me to that is~”

i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/square/000/000/428/1.jpg I'm sorry but what? That was a major boner kill.

Edit:At least it was with good reason. Cue the hello neighbor chase theme!

Ya know... Twilight has become the Princess of Cockblockers...

Oh, my lanta! Can't wait for the next one great work.

Twigh has made a big mistake.

RIP Twilight Sparkle
2010-2016
May she always be in our hearts

Great chapter, nice bit of teasing where I thought you were gettin' to the good stuff but then you flipped it with Twilight's appearance.

This was definitely a nice little read for my birthday, made it that much better. :)

Twilight really has heavy problem with her social skills .
personnaly in this situation i will kill her because : one , she betray my trust and two she cockblock me

Well, goodbye Princess of Friendship. Clearly this one never heard the phrase 'Curiosity killed the cat'.

I'll touch your sun, ifyoufeelme.

But not your son, that would be a crime.

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How?

A little biting never hurt anyone.

Holy mother of purple, Twilight is about to get it... And author, you're a big cocktease for stopping...

7767570 Not unless it's on your male genitals,or it's actually some nibbling. You ever had your dick chomped on?

Please give Twilight an actual punishment for this not just a scolding she went against the wishes of her friend and teacher and attempted to spy on their private moment

This was not the ass of a horse. Though it was covered in fur and a rainbow, flowing tail poking up from the top of it, this was not the ass of a horse.
This ass was shapely, big, perky, blemish free. It was so big that one couldn’t help but look at it, but wasn’t so big as to be laughable.
Poets slaved away writing epics for a butt like this. Paints and sculptors sharpened their skills in the hope that someday they would have the skills needed to do an ass like this justice. Men took their hats off and inclined their heads in respect. Women gnashed their teeth and stomped their feet in envy.
Wars were fought over a derriere like this. Men gladly betrayed everything; their beliefs, their loved ones, all that they had ever known just to have a chance to gaze upon it. People died with smiles on their faces in the name of this butt.
Black holes seemed trivial, galaxies seemed inconsequential. Nothing else mattered when one was faced with a rump such as this.

You remind me of Bendy

While *he* had never considered himself an ass man, his heart skipped a beat when he saw his fingers sink into her rump.

Brow furrowing, she looked back at him. “Jonathan,” she panted, her belly heaving and her knees weak. “What in Harmony’s name are you *doing*?” she breathlessly demanded.

These are just edits of what I assume you meant instead of the prior, but I could be wrong.

Oh myyyyy... I didn't think I would be enjoying this as much as I have, but this tantalizing build up is incredibly wonderful. I'm enjoying the erotica feel this story is getting to. I just hope that this isn't a sign that there is only one or two chapters left, though. I need more of this story, damnit!

Also, I hope Twilight receives a punishment worthy of Jon and Pank's making for her "involvement". Time to nullify any noise and close and cover up every part of a room. Get some guards even, all just for Twilight. What a closet pervert, indeed.

Well, RIP Twilight.
Forget either of them being a tease, little big pony is biggest tease of them all

Silly Twilight, do you want death? Because that's how you get death.

bwahahahahahahaha!

7767579 Celestia wasn't talking about chompin' on any dicks though.

I am aware of the unpleasantness of teeth.

For the first time since I've been introduced to ponykind, i find myself filled with the desire to slap Twilight across the face. She is in desperate need of a lesson that she will find most unpleasant; that there are social rules which even she must abide by. Violating those rules breaks the very core of friendship, that being trust.

She will be very lucky if Jonathan decides to eventually forgive her. I would not be so forgiving for such a transgression.

Fire set fire to her notebook set fire to EVERYTHING THE WORLD WILL BE PURGED IN FIRE then only then will be pure

Purple Smart be ded next chapter....

7767730 True, but then the cat has the lives to spare. I'm fairly certain she doesn't. (Unless she's got an 'immortality immunity')

7767782 *snorts*

Either way though, I think we can agree that our resident BookHorse is in hot water, yeah?

TWILIGHT SPARKLE!!!

Welp, Twilight just dun goofed. So, how are they going to punish the purple pony princess?

Because seriously, Twilight, for being the Princess of Friendship, apparently has a lot to learn about respecting other people's boundaries. Jonathan made himself very clear - "if we're going to go any further, get the fuck out the room and stop watching/listening in on us."

7767581How does this remind you of anything that belongs to Bendy. Bendy's work is purely futa-ponies and the lone human either freaking out in fear or accepting it by being the catcher. That and it is always a trollfic, this is little big pony we are talking about and he has never failed us before.

7767808 bendy praises butts, especially the butt of the sunbutt

God damn twilight

Death sentence to Twilight. Presto.

Congratulation, Twilight. You just cunt-stunted your mentor and cock-blocked her lover... Hope you like a few weeks on the moon.

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I think I have a solution...

Mmm, I'm so glad I got to rwad this almost as soon as ot came on the site. I had jist finished Da Solis when this popped up. Phenomenal work Little Big Pony. The fact that you build up to the action slpwlu with amazing detail and near perfect responses fpr the characters makes this story one of the best I have ever read.

Twilight Interuptus

“I k-know cooties doesn’t exist now! I did an in-depth investigation on it and everything! I even had my findings published in ‘N.E.R.D.S Monthly’!”

N.E.R.D.S

Now Enough Reading Dumb Shit.

Aweful I know.

flee twilight! i hear the changeling lands are more pony friendly as of late!

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Looks like I have to PM a certain someone on Discord now.

7767653 I agree completely. If it was me any and all friendship with her would be done for good. she Knew thy didn't want her there but she did so anyways. this to me is unforgivable.

God damn it twilight, you had one job and that was to stay away while they did their thing. Hopefully twilight does get a proper punishment and not just a slap on the hoof. But either way great chapter, keep up the great work.

You mention how celestia uses the hooves and wing to grab things, Scientifically a wing has digits / fingers.. And scientifically speaking a horse's hooves is a finger, the hoof is the nail, and the hull's frog is very sensitive.
We can intercept that the fingers of a wing and the hoof of a pony are magically more flexible =)

Awesome stuff man. Love these sun horse x human stories. Here's hoping for a threesome with Twilight, Celestia and Jon involved.

....

Also I see my name.... Bendy being mentioned here in the comments.

And that, kids, is how the Princess of Friendship was brutally murdered.

7767902 lol, I thought the term was beaver dammed XD

Well looks like Twilight won a trip strait to mind erasing spell, and some light tor…nah I don't think Celestia would be THAT bad, maybe she will be burning books in front of Twilight along side her research until the idea of pulling this again, scare her shitless.

Or in the very least win the price of being a contestant in "Wheel…of…torture"

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Hahahaha, ooooh my goodness.
The way you described her butt... Bendy style skills here?

Awesome job.
And silly Twilight XD

expecting porn at the end and get humor instead. well done, sir, ya got me laughing

She flinched as an inhuman growl escaped Jonathan’s throat. “…If I survive that long.”  

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