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“Well, what am I supposed to think? You grabbed me out of bed, said that we were meeting the princess, and dragged me onto that train like some furry Gestapo!”

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It hadn’t been a short run, and by the end of it Jon was drenched in sweat and Twilight looked around ready to fall over, but they made it on time.

We use less energy when we use two limbs to move around. Scientifically Proven...

I’ll be sure to tell the chef’s that you enjoyed them.

How do I stay calm when I see my pet peeve as portrayed in this sentence?
That's easy.

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“It is very nice to see you, Don Celestia. I come to you, a humble acquaintance of the famil—Ow!”

Hahaha, this whole chapter made me laugh hard as hell, this line in particular.

“…But then I came,” Jon muttered.

In more ways then one

Nice

This chapter had me laughing so hard. Jon's a treat.

"and he a prince" did you just spoil the gender reveal? :P

This is going to be very weird. My name is Jonathan, down to the same (aka the one true) spelling.

7761920 same here man

Well, I gotta commend you on the unexpectedly realistic reaction he has to the whole thing. I know I would want to get retarded drunk if a magical alien horse sprung a proposal (or ought that to be called "proposition," really?) like that on me.

lazy bones

There's that familiar phrase again.

He wasn't talking about any candy when he said Gestapo, you ding dong!

I just can't see Celestia as a blacksmith.

Before I did anything, I would request a legal document stating that I am the emperor of Equestria whether or not it worked.

To succ or no succ

In fact, at that moment, the entirety of Canterlot was so silent that one would have been able to hear a bumblebee fart.

Oh god, that was a good one. That remains me of Epic V, that bumblebee of a pony. Double Play will love this, I think. May need to tell him about this for a good laugh, and other things.

I might enjoy this more if Jon wasn't so unrelatable because of his surreal behavior (pre-reveal). I came here expecting romantic comedy but the protagonist acting like Celestia is the Godfather bearing him a grudge (besides being incredibly rude towards Twilight Sparkle) immediately put me off.

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Oh, you still use THAT word, huh? You're one of THOSE people.

This is different, but I like it!
Sexy ponies got to work for that human baby batter!

You have a brief bit of 2nd person perspective going on at the very start. 'You' should be changed to the human, Jon, whatever your choice may be, given that you're not writing this in the 2nd person perspective.

He almost did it. He almost brought forth logic into this crazy, ignorant world by daring to mention artificial insemination. Freaking seriously, Celestia, how did you not consider just having Shining put the good stuff in a plastic syringe?

Sigh.

Good story, though! Definitely reading more!

“I’ll put your books all out of order on your shelves, I’ll switch the sugar with salt in the morning when you’re drinking your coffee, and I swear to God above that I’ll stay at the edge of your bed when you’re about to sleep and watch you.”

This, this right here is when I realized I was going to love this story. I should be going to bed right now, but that is obviously not going to happen until I finish reading all of it.

Celestia chuckled again, staring at him with her big, beautiful, sad eyes. “No, no, my little human,” she said. “I simply brought you here to ask if you would try to put a child in me.”

I fucking collapsed

Imagine him as JonTron. This just got a whole lot more entertaining.

7774451 "I would like you to try to impregnate me. Please."
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huHY5ViHRYw"

Well this went from a PWP start to full-on drama fast. Now I'm way more hooked than before.

Based on the interactions between Jon and Twi, they should be the ones to just get a room and fuck already.

you know i thought this was going to be like all the other books of the genre but i have been greatly surpised at this. this might just be a good book for both people who like clop fics and people who like good stories. here's to hoping.

“Me and her aren’t like Princess Celestia and Princess Luna.

"She and I," Twilight. Tsk, tsk.

Im pretty sure this fic just made my month...(checks other stories)...yup definatly did. Have a fave and a like and keep pounding the keyboard you majestic creature!

You know since the princess celestia basically immortal so even if she were to have a child her husband would just grow old and die like I understand that she wanted a child but what if the child was killed she would be alone hell maby she will go mad eventually https://tenor.co/vjO7.gif

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The child simply inherits the immortality?

Interesting first chapter, and an instant thumbs up and fav for not using Anon. I fucking hate the Anon name.

if I get murdered in that castle I’m going to haunt you for eternity,” he threatened, applying a little more pressure against Twilight’s snout. “And I’ll be the most annoying ghost that you’ll ever meet.

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7792501 YES

7792501 1 million points to you for that picture ghost nappa

MOST ANNOYING GHOST EVER GUESS WHO IT IS GHOST NAPPA

7795812 Meh, needs more singing of the most annoying song ever. No need to breathe so can do The Doom Song or the Song that doesn't end non-stop.

Question: Why not just use the portal to the human world Twilight has and have Celestia get knocked up there?

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A) Celestia would turn into a human, and thus a human would get impregnated, not a pony.
B) Celestia appearing literally right outside of a school where 'she' is the principal would confuse everybody, especially if she starts acting slutty.
C) Humans don't have 'heats' - they have 'menstrual cycles', where females are only fertile for a few days or something (I'm not a woman, and it's been years since Sex Education in PDHPE). I doubt Princess Celestia would either arrive and have her body already be ovulating, or be able to calculate how long she would have to wait until she is, considering she's been a pony for millennia and a human for, canonically, at least one day (she's never shown entering, though she does have some knowledge of what 'human world' is like, as she's not confused by Twilight's usage of 'in good hands' at the end of EqG 1 - though I don't believe she'd know everything about human reproduction).
D) Would you really want to risk something untoward happening to a developing infant, still in the womb, by undergoing a massive transmogrification? Stillborns are not generally good, as the woman (and the man, emotionally) has been through months of 'torture' for basically nothing. Ugh, that even depresses me, a never-dated-before 19-year-old dude.
E) Getting a human through a portal wouldn't work - not only would convincing one to enter a mysterious portal that shatters the laws of physics be somewhat difficult, but he'd also turn into a pony. Wah wah.

So yeah, no, portals are out.

...wing hugs...still curious, man.

I read the first part of the chapter and I already hate the human "protagonist".

and its towers that looked like they could "touch the sun". Roll credits.

After another moment or two, he relinquished his hold over Twilight, who promptly scurried away at a safe distance, a wary look in her eyes and her tail between her legs.

Am I reading all of that correctly?

I like this so far and all, but what about Luna ? Can Luna join in a herd with him?

Great opening. Great story so far.
I gotta say....I love the name of the MC....

Jon E. Mous

Thats a great take on the ubiquitous Anonymous.

“…But then I came,” Jon muttered.

Not yet but you will lok

“Yeah? Well, you’re purple!”

I checked, that is true

“It’s not a joke, Jon,” Twilight quietly said.

Jon: