hum interesting I can see ware that may be a little painful afterwards. kind of like super abrasive sandpaper.

Standing there, sitting - (Can one stand and sit at the same time? )
few discard cushions - few discarded cushions
cat like than bird like - catlike than birdlike
each withdraw - each withdrawal
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Experimentation is often fun and enjoyable, but can lead to discovering the occasional pitfall. At least no permanent harm was done and everyone had their fun.

As I was reading it occurred to me, and I went back to check just to be sure, Hay has never been the focus of a EUtC side story. She has had a supporting role in 97 and almost in 84, but the scene cut away. I'm sure her time in coming.

7088411 Thanks for the typos, they will be spanked most surely and... I hadn't actually noticed that... Hay! Get your plot in here, you have fans

7109188 No, that is a typo, Stick is quite good with her grammar by now.

7114540 Ah, perfect. That means I can have a black russian since it is evening!

"Be a good little boy and mouth your mommy."

Given how Stick responded, perhaps you meant mount.

7115378 Maybe she did and maybe she didn't...

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Yes. But the phrasing makes me think more "the dick is shaped like a pony" than "the dick is shaped like a pony's dick". And yes, barbs.

And yes. Cream pie. That is traditional.

Though perhaps an odd place to ask, are the changelings restricted to known forms, or can they imagine new ones whole-cloth if they put their mind to it?

7250028 Actually, now that you mention it, yes, that does make sense. Fixed!

And I kind of had that as Stick's special talent.

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An... Interesting, if rather dark theory.

11081068 I'm just being silly. That's a crack-headcanon that does the rounds every few months.

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To be fair, you might see one of these every so often.
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