Pony Rap Battle

by Askfoxxy

Part 5: After Party

After the contest, it was clear Silver Wind and Buckshot won, so Celestia held a party for them in Canterlot. She also played some fine beats and let randoms come up to rap.

Trixie decided to give it a shot,
"I’m great and powerful, look at you! That’s it?
I run this show, you better check your script!

I’ll leave you hanging by your own rainbow
In order to get on your level, I’d have to stoop so low.

Do you even see your spells after you cast them? Worthless,
You’re so lost, like a fallen scarecrow without a Purpose!

I’ve studied enough tomes to fill a valley region.
I’ll be shooting you out of the sky, when it’s idiot season!"

Then Spitfire and Soarin',
"I’m burning up like parked car, on a sunny day,
Drop you from the top of a cliff and take your life away.

We blazing like a fire, don't get hurt when you get smoked.
When you see us out in public better leave us unprovoked!

Can’t you see, we’re knocking flyers out cold, you better bring a bed,
I can see, I got 20/20 eyesight from the goggles on my head.

We fly in any weather, even when it’s hail pourin’
And while you chillin on the ground will be up here Soarin’".

Daring Do was shooting her movie in Canterlot and decided to make a surprise visit,
"I’m a hardcore adventure, you’re much too soft,
I’ll leave you begging for mercy with your wings broken off.

I’m going door to door, preventing wars,
And keeping sacred artifacts safe is my chore,
When you think I’m out of tricks, I’ll always have more.
I’ll show you a museum of pain, give you a free tour!.
It’ll be hard to ignore the gore,
When I show you what I’ve got planned for you, in store."

Even Big Mac and the Cutie Mark Crusaders showed up!
Big Mac: "Thinkin’ you can win, it’s your raps you better check,
Don’t you know I’ll run your tiny little ass, eeyup.

I’m bigger than a bus, and I’ll break you in half if we grapple,
I’ll rip you down easily, like I was bucking apples!"

CMC:
"Cutie Mark Crusaders gonna end this quick,
We’re friends forever, chicks before dicks!

We’re going against nature, trying to jump ahead of its course,
Hard job for one, but easy for this trinity force!

An artist, a dancer, and another filly who can sing,
We have no cute marks because we can do anything!

We’d beat you at anything! Any day!
Cutie Mark Ass Kicking Rappers Yay!"

Luna decided to follow in Celestias rapping footsteps,
"When royalty is rapping you know better than to talk,
My lines will ring throughout you brain cause I say them CAPSLOCK.

I tried to overthrow my sis’, wanted to run this station,
I got sent away, took a lunar vacation,
But while I was gone, what happened to this generation?
I should show you how a real princess handles a situation!

I may be Luna again, but don’t give me any trouble,
I’ve got split personalities, so the fun can be doubled."

Spike also joined the fun!
"Badass and good raps? With me you don’t have to choose!
I don’t have a Pinkie Sense, but I already know you’re gonna lose.

You underestimate my skills, but the fact is,
My victory is certain, you still need more practice!

I don’t even know where to start, I’ve got so much to flaunt!
I could destroy Ponyville at anytime, Spike want!"

Then Berry Punch wandered on the stage,
"I used to worry all the time, now I don’t care it all,
Probably because I’m drowning in alcohol, lol"

But then Colgate grabbed her before she embarrassed herself anymore.

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Shout out to everyone who gave me support in the comments.

Comments

[Aiovas]

I freaken love these raps

[Askfoxxy]

717721

(Warning Hardcore)

As in language and ideals. If you didn't want to see bad words you shouldnt have click on this .-.

[lolcatsmanseven]

These are pretty sick.

[Silverstein]

You deserve more attention for this...

[derpyhooves15]

717887 lol, lovin the cutie mark crusaders bit, glad i metnioned it to you in the last chapter

[Askfoxxy]

721146>>721063>>718029>>718015>>717780>>703507

Alright guys, I need your opinions.

Should I make, raps that are 1v1 battles.

Or Make these into a video?

[derpyhooves15]

722226 video, definatley, see if you can wokr with bronydanceparty, he's a decent animator

[Askfoxxy]

722238

I was thinking more along the lines of clips from the show with subtitles...I'm not a very good video maker lol

[Aiovas]

722249 I agree the video would ba soo awesome

[derpyhooves15]

722249 oh, in that case, look up "fuck shit stack" and click on the pony vid, then look at the creator and contact him, he does perfect lip syncs

[Askfoxxy]

722265

Thanks!

[lolcatsmanseven]

722226
Dude, this would make such a great video! I would watch it at least 100 times, then show it to my friends, quote it constantly, make a little shrine in my room about it, start stalking you, convince myself I'm one of the characters, become unable to tell reality from fantasy, that sort of thing.

[Askfoxxy]

722315

Sounds like my last friday....

[lolcatsmanseven]

722319
On a serious note, a video would be really cool.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about it's badass level?

It's over 9000!!!!!!

(did I really just say that )

[Askfoxxy]

722335

It's going to take a while to make, but I'll get on it.

[lolcatsmanseven]

722344

Dang. Guess I'll just wait here for it.

[Silverstein]

Send it up to some good youtube animators and see if they'll help you. You better send me a link when you make it!

Silver out!

[daylight savage]

Get BRONYDANCEPARTY AND IT SHALL BE MADE

[Pyrus Nightwrite]

because best raps ever.

[TrixieLuvsMagic]

How about Starlight Glimmer VS Twilight Sparkle?