Pony Rap Battle

by Askfoxxy

Part 2: Background Ponies

The next day, Princess Celestia held another rap battle for duos.

Derpy Hooves and Carrot Top (Golden Harvest) went first.
"Carrot Top and Derpy Hooves putting you fillies back where you belong!
After this you’ll be walking away like “I just don’t know what went wrong”

I thought you had to be a real rapper to enter, how did you pass inspection?
You can’t surprise me, my eyes watch in two different directions!

You're looking ghostly dude, turning so light your pale!
I’ll package you up, and send your ass through the mail.

You could never beat us, so just stop!
Will smoke you so hard, you’ll get baked like muffin tops!

If you stand up to us, you’re surely gonna fall,
I’ll destroy you, just like I did to the town hall!

You're getting owned bad, by the orange and gray,
Were the top background ponies, and we plan to keep it that way!"

Vinyl Scratch and Octavia started playing their own beats as they rapped.
"Hah you think we’re gonna lose to some tools?
You cant rap! Nothing rhymes with orange you fools!

All of these ponies getting jealous, because my gigs are bigger.
My ensemble buries you like it was a grave digger.

Were the pair of the century,
We got in on lock down like a penitentiary.

Why are you even trying? We can’t tell.
Well be on top of the world, while you're playing slow jams in hell

Such a complex orchestra, we’re cream of the crop,
Hitting you so hard, more than your bass is gonna drop.

We’re so cool and instrumentally were stone cold killers,
We run the backdrop, the rest of you are just generated fillers.

And when they see us on the streets, everpony takes pictures,
Orchestrated techno and cello, pro mixtures.

The chance of you beating us, is just fictitious,
We eat faggots like you for breakfast, mmm delicious."

BonBon and Lyra laughed,
"Did you make the beat for this rap to? There's no lyrics!
Nopony cares about your manly voices, we don’t wanna hear it.

I’d rather chill and eat candy, not be fancy.
Are you really determined to lose this fast, so antsy.

When it comes to background ponies and rapping, we’re kings.
Play your death melody on the lyre, tugging at the heartstrings.

How do you wish to lose? You’ve got so many choices.
She’ll play your song of pain, while I sing in a thousand voices.

We may walk in the back, but attentions on us,
Twilight’s bandwagon? Hah get on BonBon’s fan bus

You’re getting so mad, look you're just fumin’ ,
Don’t worry, I’ll write some clopfics about you when I’m human."

As they stopped, two ponies came from the back of the crowd and started to lay down some fucking nasty beat, like you wouldn't fucking believe.

"Foxxy, making girls faint when I flow,
Magicolt, up in, directing the show.

FoxMagic, you better hide when we get pissed,
Because the only reason you stand, is because we allow you to live.

We’ll stomp you out, robbed your house and take it all,
Cut you up and wash your wounds with fucking alcohol.

Starting hurricanes, whenever I started to cough,
When Princess gave us light, we turned it the fuck off.

Our stories get told in the future, by kids ancestors,
Never get caught off guard, like fucking metal detectors.

Our records don’t even tell all of what we did,
Lock your ass up in your house and protect your little kid.

When ponies see us, they freak out and turn,
Cause when you cross us, you’ve past the point of no return.

When this town was first forged, ponies never heard of me,
But now we hold the place of best writers eternally."

Princess Celestia was overjoyed, "MANNNN THESE BITCHES BE CRAY CRAY" she said.

Comments

[Magicolt808]

Yo Magic rap it hard!

[Askfoxxy]

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I wrote everything lol

[Peppermint Twirl]

omg yes! can u do one with Dr. whooves?

[Askfoxxy]

If people want a part 3 than sure, why the hell not

[Trickquestion]

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MOAR!

If you do go with chapter three, will it be another partner rap like this, or single contestants? Maybe a villain rap battle?

[Askfoxxy]

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What does the reader desire?

[RedvsBlue327]

Yes! MOAR! God, where'd I leave my MOARtar...?

And I support a rap battle between Equestria's villians, Nightmare Moon, Discord, Queen of bla- I mean Queen Chrysalis (Jeez those Queens are like fucking sisters when one thinks too hard on it.)

[Flying Wingnut]

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i agree with this guy. all the villains in a battle. Discord, Nightmare Moon, Chrysalis, Flim and Flam, and any other villains you can think of.

[AvexedAuthor]

... is best rapper next to vinly

[daylight savage]

Make dis a pmv dooooooooo iiiiiiiiiiiit