Pony Rap Battle

by Askfoxxy

Part 3: Villains

Just as Princess Celestia was about to announce the winner of the contest, the sky darkened, as mysterious figures came from the shadows.

One of them was Nightmare Moon! She grabbed the mic,

"Listen up ponies, because your lives will end soon,
I’ll eclipse you puny lives, like sun behind the moon.

You’ll have no way to escape when my plan unfolds,
My legend stands strong, no matter how old.
Celestia brought the sunlight, so warm and bold,
But when I came down, everything turned cold.

The Nightmare continues, as I am reincarnated,
I’ll rip your soul out and leave you bloody and decapitated.

In this contest of flow, it’s me you can’t cheat,
I rap to the sounds of dying ponies heartbeats.

I’ll show you the ropes of darkness, no fee,
My rhymes are so unreal you thought they were C.G.

No of you other small baddies can even compare to me,
So if I hurt your feelings, tell it to your diary!

But is there room in the game for a mare that rhymes,
That just wants to joke and fun sometimes?

So when you step up remember what I’ll do to ya,
Remember the name, Nightma-, Princess Luna."

Then Discord, came from the dark, his voice booming across Ponyville.

"Double Persona, You both suck, I don’t see a switch,
Stop acting bad, you’re just your Celestia’s bitch.

Nobody parties like a draconequus, trying say that 5 times fast,
I broke out of my stone imprisonment, just to kick some ass.

It’s raining chaos, and the forecast is intense,
They call me insane, but my crazy words make sense.

I own the game easily, call me the Master of Rap,
You can’t freestyle! You’re screwed off like a bottle cap.

Turn friends against each other until their time is done.
Makin the moon come up down, I’m fucking with the fucking sun.

I’m gaining intelligence by eating little ponies brains.
Pushing Celestia right in front of a fucking train.

I’ll turn your world upside down, don’t fuck with me,
Now I’m off to ruin some lives, arrivederci!"

And then, to make matters worse, a swarm of changelings appeared, and following them, Queen Chrysalis!

"Alright, you ready for this?
Prepare to face the flow of Queen Chrysalis!
I’m also known of the creation of evil, genesis!
I’m the number one nemesis!
My power is limitless!
I’ll rip your heart out, because only death, you will feel bliss.

Fucking around with your mind so much you can’t even manage!
I’ll tie you up and make you do the razor blade challenge!

I’m in your love life,I create strife,
Took your form, and then I fucked your wife.

I’m the strongest villain, that hardly gets recognized,
When I’m in the room, every ponies life is fucking jeopardized.

You don’t think I can get more ill? Well I’m about get sicker,
I cause more damage to cities than godzilla!

I may look like I’m fucking cut up,
But if you mention it, you won't be far from it."

The ponies heard rumbling as a great metal machine rolled into the town square.

"Alright Flam, let’s give these losers a show!
Ready to kick some ass Flim? You know it bro!

Hah! I didn’t know they lowered the standards to be a queen!
We’ll crush your flow up, and make it into cider, with our machine.

These small businesses need to take a hike,
Our burn you so much, it’s like you're rapping against Spike!

We’re the kings of economy, anything else you heard was a myth.
Your rhymes are so old, you probably got them from Granny Smith!

You all failed so fast, we laughed when we seen it,
We would have won the cider contest, if those sluts never cheated.

We’ll break the town into song, this is gonna be over quickly!
They should run your lyrics over the cliff because they’re sickly!

You’re gonna go down so fast, you’ll end up in hell,
Because we’re Flim Flam Brothers, nonpareil!"

Princess Celestia would not stand for this, she gathered her royal rapping force.

Comments

[Trickquestion]

That. Was. AWESOME!

Can Celestia strike back?

[Askfoxxy]

703024

You bet your sweet ass she can

[Aiovas]

EPIC!!!!!

[Askfoxxy]

703151

Keep an eye out for part 4...

*cough cough* and the upcoming video were making off this. *cough*

[Magicolt808]

Started without me I see.

[Askfoxxy]

703161

Finished without you too lol

Go to the chat

[RedvsBlue327]

Flim and Flam going up against Nightmare Moon, Discord, and Queen Chrysalis?

Thats like pitting a pair of twins against three fuckin battleships of doom, and one of them is upside down.

And a video you say? Dis gon b good! I demand you inform us of it's release when that time arrives!

[Askfoxxy]

703507

Flim and Flam are very conceded, and put themselves in the same category lol

I shall, I shall