Hey, Rob!
As you know, I robbed the bank again today. I only stole 500 dollars today... man, I need to step up my game!
Well, when I got home, I found six, miniature, technicolor horses standing in my room, glaring at me. They then tried to give me a guilt trip about how stealing is wrong.
So, yeah. That's how my day went. Don't say I'm lying or hallucinating, otherwise I will steal that coffee mug you have that I've always wanted.
Thanks!
-David
I laughed so many times while reading this, and it's only one chapter!
There is no reality in which robbing a bank would only get you 500 dollars. Also, ponies are fucking assholes.
Here you go. Take my upthumb!
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Hahahahaha!!! I can't stop laughing at this!