Fuzzy Fluffy Fables

by Fuzzyfurvert

68. On the subject of new Princess ships

Author's Note:

PP, when you see this, please consider the comments below as part of the story.

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"We are gathered here tonight, under the light of a full moon to discuss an issue most vexing. Commander Tempest, truly, Fizzlepop, has been reformed posthaste by Her Highness, Princess Twilight Sparkle of Friendship. We must now decide who shall see to her further character development and please the public with cute photos and salacious stories."

"I vote Twizzlepop."

"Of course you do. But I counter that you already get all the mares."

"I vote Fizzlestia."

"I vote Fizzluna."

"Googah!"

"No, Flurry Heart, you're too young for shipping."

"Tell that to the fans."

"In her stead, I shall put forth a vote for Cadizzle."

"That sounds like a rapper name."

"You're just jealous of my swag."

Comments

[FanOfMostEverything]

"Aren't you already married? With a child? Who's right there, sucking on her hoof?"

"Flurry, stop that. And to answer your question, yes, but it's not like Fizzlepop's ready for an actual relationship. This is just to feed the tabloids until they forget that the adorable pony tried to enslave all of them."

"Oh. Right. That."

[Purple-Smart Heart]

you already get all the mares

Just put one more down for the "reformed Unicorn Twilight-foil harem"

[ultra1437]

To be fair, Twi does get all the mares.

[horizon]

"Hold up. The Storm King threatened the whole world — you shouldn't be limiting yourselves to just princesspones."

"…Okay, Thorax, your disguise as the Map Table was so impressive I can't even be mad. So sure. Who do you suggest?"

"Emblepop. Or, if you prefer to stand on titles because it makes for catchier names, Embest."

"Hmm. The clashing tsundere would certainly be fun to watch, I'll grant you that. But she would need some gentle love and support to bring her back into the pony fold. How about Fizbrax?"

"Hold, sister. The sherbet one does bring up an interesting point. We do see the benefits of title naming. 'Templestia' in particular."

"*gigglesnort* 'Lumpest'."

"Heck, make it a three-way! 'Lumpestia' rolls off the tongue."

"Cadance!"

"What? I wouldn't take too many pictures."

[PrincessTwilightSparkle1]

"In her stead, I shall put forth a vote for Cadizzle."

"That sounds like a rapper name."

This had me laughing so hard I snorted. I'm all for Twizzlepop though.

[Fuzzyfurvert]

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