Fuzzy Fluffy Fables

by Fuzzyfurvert

60. SciTwi Trying to Flirt 3: The Flirtening

"I just can't stop thinking about Sunset. Rarity! Do you think I should try calling her again?"

"But you've called her sixteen times in the last few minutes, darling."

"And I sent her twelve pictures of my whisker biscuit."

"Twilight...darling...can I be honest with you for a moment? When you talk about these sorts of...er...romantic interludes, it makes one rather uncomfortable."

"Why are you uncomfortable, Rarity, it's just a clunge."

"Stop that."

"Cave of wonders."

"No."

"My clown's pocket?"

"Twilight, please."

"My hoo-ha, beef curtain, front bottom?"

"..."

"Come on, Rarity, you don't like me talking about my bearded oyster? Hippo's yawn?"

*sigh*

"Just let me call her from your phone, please?!"

"Oh all right!"

*beep beep boop*

"Hello, Sunset?"

"Ahh! Leave me alone!"

*click*

"Yeah...she wants the V."

Comments

[Sigmacipher]

7856122 Mlp comics...secret life of Fleur de Lis

[Fuzzyfurvert]

7857814
Huh.
I've never seen that. I'll have to look that up.

[Admiral Biscuit]

Whisker biscuit? I've never heard that one before.

[PresentPerfect]

what the fuck