It's more of a limerick, really.
Once was a guy from the Isle of Coney
Who said, "I'mma fuck me a pony!"
The pony said, "Dude, that's pretty crude."
And hoof stomped his dick to bologna
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WOOT
Am I alone in thinking that the use of "bologna" would make this approximately 40% funnier?
… Probably. My brain is weird.
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You know, I was going to reply that "bolagna" doesn't rhyme with "pony"...because I've only ever heard it pronounced 'ba-lone-ye-ah'. But after a little research, that pronunciation is for the Italian city of the same name from whence the sausage hails, and NOT the pronunciation of the actual sausage here in the States. So my phonetic spelling is technically correct, and so is your suggestion of 'bologna'.
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(Which ever since I learned the correct spelling, years ago before the advent of the internet and no one to instruct me correctly...I continue to pronounce as 'bo-log-nuh'. Because it's funny to me.)
Okay, I laughed more than I should have.
good lord!