“YES! You know you like it! Taste it! Taste the pain!”
Adagio’s words drifted downstairs into the Dazzling’s living room as Aria and Sonata glanced upwards, this was almost immediately followed by the sound of a loud ‘crack’ and some ecstatic, but muffled moans.
Aria’s almost perpetually grumpy expression had been increased with her narrowed eyelids and dark bags under her eyes as she lounged on the girl’s purple couch and stared at the TV. Sonata frowned from the girls big purple easy chair as she looked up from her ‘Highlights’ magazine.
Aria grumbled to herself as she turned up the TV. The sounds of gunshots and engines roaring filled the room, but it was not enough to block out the sounds from above.
Sonata sighed to herself. “I wish Adagio wouldn’t bring her new work with her like this…”
“Yeah, no kidding,” Aria agreed. “But she said all her tools are here… Maybe we can dip into the savings and try to get her room sound proofed or something…”
“YES! YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT, YOU SLUT!” Adagio exclaimed from upstairs.
“I hope so…” Sonata uttered.
‘Knock! Knock! Knock! Knock!’
Aria and Sonata jumped slightly at the sound of their front door being pounded on.
Sonata cocked an eyebrow at Aria. “You don’t think the neighbors can hear her, do you?”
Aria frowned. “Either that or they're mad because I threw a pair of nunchucks at their dog…”
“YOU THREW NUNCHUCKS AT LICKY?!”
Aria rolled her eyes. “The dog’s name is ‘Pom’, Sonata.”
Sonata folded her arms across her chest. “Yeah, but that name is hecka dumb! ‘Licky’ is more appropriate.”
“Anyhow, the stupid dog wouldn’t stop yapping! I had to do something to get it to shut up!”
“Okay… but nunchucks?!”
“Freakin’ dog was lucky it wasn’t my sais… or a katana, even…”
‘Knock! Knock! Knock! Knock! Knock! Knock!’
Aria sighed. “I guess I better get that.”
Sonata quickly stood up, holding up her hands palms faced forward. “No, no… I’ll do it… You’ll probably end up attacking the neighbors with one of your big sticks.
Aria narrowed her eyes. “It’s called a ‘bō’, you moron.”
Sonata stopped at the houses wooden door and turned towards Aria. “We’ll just see who the idiot is when you get arrested.”
“Whatever…” Aria said dismissively.
Sonata peered through the doors peephole and smiled. “Oh hey! It’s not the neighbors at all! It’s a different angry person to see us!”
“Oh yeah? Who?” Aria asked.
Sonata opened the door and smiled at the teenaged girl with red-and-yellow hair who wore a leather jacket. Sunset Shimmer shot a look with her turquoise eyes that might have disintegrated Sonata if looks could kill.
“Heya, Sunny!” Sonata greeted cheerfully. She frowned. “You look upset—” Sonata suddenly grinned “—or Sun-set, even.”
One of Sunset’s eyes twitched.
“Oh, it’s Sunset Shimmer?” Aria asked in an interested tone. “Ask if she wants to play some video games!”
“‘Kaaaaaaay~!” Sonata shouted back. She turned towards Sunset. “Sunset would you like to play—”
“WHERE. IS. SHE?!” Sunset asked through gritted teeth.
“Aria?” Sonata pointed towards the living room. “She’s right over—”
“Not her!” Sunset cried as she stepped into the house. “Adagio! I heard she was now taking ‘clients’! Not that I’m too surprised, but I’m a bit worried at how easily I found this out!”
Sonata chuckled as she closed the door. “Adagio’s really been excited about her new business…”
“That’s what’s got me worried! She’s going to…”
Adagio suddenly appeared at the top of the stairs, holding a whip and dressed in a leather ‘coat’ which hung over her breasts but was open, leaving her belly, thighs, and leather thong exposed. Leather bands covered her forearms and black platform boots went all the way up past her knees. “SUNNY!” she exclaimed in an uncharacteristically cheerfully tone for laying eyes on the red-and-yellow haired pony turned highschooler.
“YOU!” Sunset cried as she leveled an angry index finger at Adagio.
Adagio grinned wide. “Me!” she said as she motioned to herself. “I found something I like doing that makes me money! And it’s legal!”
“That’s why I’m—Wait, what?”
“Turns out people will pay to be humiliated and beaten!” Adagio said excitedly. She clutched her riding crop tightly and bit on her lower lip as she glanced upwards with a look of absolute joy. “And I can’t even be arrested for it! It’s a dream come true!”
Sunset’s jaw dropped slightly as her left eye twitched. She slapped both her hands against her face and shook her head.
“Anyways, I better get back to work!” Adagio said “I’m not getting paid to not put welts on people!” she said cheerfully. With that, Adagio turned, briefly exposing her almost completely bare behind as her coat swayed with the turn.
Sunset removed her hands and gave a defeated sigh. She turned towards Sonata. “Video games, huh?”
Sonata nodded. “Yep! And I can even make sandwiches piled high with meat for everyone!” she declared as she threw her hands into the air.
“… Fine…” Sunset said.
“Score!” Aria cried from the living room. “What do you want to play?!”
“YES! LICK MY BOOT, WORM! LICK IT CLEAN!”
Sunset cringed. “Something violent… and with lots of explosions!”
There was a pause.
“… That doesn’t narrow it down…” Aria replied. “Like… at all…”
.....shit, I'm going to have to rewrite my defense strategy a lot in the next two days. Does this still apply to Phoenix Wright fanfiction?
Adagio=blue collar dominatrix
Rarity=white collar dominatrix
The above statements are true fact.
Good
...yeah I'm following this until the end
missing a " at the end there.
I was pretty sure Sunset was there to get an appointment or something.
I wonder who Adagio was whipping.
So, which Midwest states is it legal in? 'Cause I'm pretty sure Equestria Girls takes place in one of those U.S. States
(I suppose that's redundant, but I can't think of a better way to put it) that's really close to Canada.
I feared as much. I have brought misery to Aria and Sonata. Aria will probably un-friend me on Steam now.
lol poor Aria and Sonata. I'm sure with Adagio's new business she'll be able to afford a chamber in the basement some day. With lots more mirrors.
Sunset... Where did you hear of Adagio's line of work? And here I thought she followed after Flash or something.
5567184 Probably Flash Drive. (Human = Drive / Pony = Sentry.)
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And then Sunset jumped through the portal to steal the Element of Magic. xD
Maybe he was a jerk back in the day who felt peer pressured into dating most popular girl because the band kept challenging his manhood?
Anyhow. Here's something cute:
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So... Why was Sunset angry in the first place?
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Probably Trixie
... But does that legality apply to teenagers? 'Cause a 16 year old(looking) Dominatrix is probably going to draw as much attention to the school as being arrested for prostitution. I mean, I know I'm over-analyzing this, but..
5567522 In Justice's other story, Pinkie and Sonata's Excellent Adventure, Sunset has been tasked by Principal Celestia to watch over the Dazzlings and prevent them from being arrested, to prevent the government from wondering why they(and Sunset and Twilight) were allowed to become students with no background checks whatsoever.
Ok, so Nun-chucks, a Bo staff, katana's and sai's... hmmm-mmm. Is Aria a TMNT fan?
5567704 Beat me to it
Funny how Aria and Sunset are on good terms in this chapter
Well masochistic are having one hell of a time getting humiliated by a pretty looking teenage girl. WTF
5567704 That is my headcanon!
5568124 the sirens are thousands of years old tho
5568248 but other don't know that
Why was Sunset mad?
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I think someone mentioned it in the comments, but this is sort of playing off events from Pinkie & Sonata's Excellent Adventure.
Adagio as a dominatrix, huh? .....I like it.
You live to push the teen rating.
Gotta love ''Well.....she's not wrong.....'''
Also I'm glad I'm not the only one who sees Dagi as a dominatrix~ (as seen in prev pages of ADW)
Adagio is amazing
And where do you get these ideas ? XD
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Good question! Somehow I'm able to come up with pretty complete ideas off the smallest bits of inspiration by taking a key scene and building off of it. In fact many of my one shots are based off sort conversations or very sort videos.
I look forward to your picture.
So, anything by Michael Hay?
5568232 That makes two of us
When I grow up I wanna get a job like Adagio!
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By then, you will be able to write "job" right. I´m sure of it!
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I did wright it right.
5789576 I see wat you did there
BUCKING EPIC!!!!!!!
At first I thought that was a typo.
Guess she IS a dominatrix.
Hahahahaa, frigging glorious work well done, nice job man!
I love how they're all happy to see Sunset xD hehe
Pictures, I need pictures of Dagi in leather for.....ummmm....training purposes....yeah training!!?!
That was bad. But I'm sure it made him proud.
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Okay this was just hilariously terrible! I LOVE IT! <3
I love how adagio is always the extremely lewd one when I read stories, sonata is basically a child, and aria is the kid who's angry about everything about 70% of the time
Truly, only a few are fortunate enough to achieve this lofty aspiration.
Many years ago there was a big stink about that in Massachusetts. To learn more, look up Paddleboro.
... I wish I was the lucky sap upstairs with Dagi...
Needs end " marks.
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Definitely doesn't for a woman like Aria.
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I like how Aria justifies her assault of "Licky" by saying at least it wasn't any of her more lethal toys.
HA!!!!!