Illuminated only by the gentle streetlights outside and wearing a set of buttoned-up pink pajamas, Sonata stared out her window with a look of wonder as large clumps of fluffy white snowflakes gently drifted past and joined the generous layer of snow on the ground.
She had only gotten up because she had one juice box too many before going to sleep and that meant she had to make a trip to the little girl's room. Luckily her own room was kept lit by the blue canary in the socket by the lightswitch which watched over her. The hallway was pretty dark except for a similar light the marked the way to the bathroom. When she got back to her room she took a small glance at the window and that was enough, or enough and a half even for her to take notice of the weather outside.
While it was technically true it was past her bedtime and also probably too early to get up for the day, the unexpected sight of snow caught her eye, both of them, in fact. Its cottony composition beckoning her towards the window to take a gander of what was a perfectly pristine plane of pale white precipitation on the ground.
Sonata’s tiredness had been replaced by a feeling of giddy excitement like ground covered by so much snow. The desire to frolic in the feather-light frozen material was overwhelming and she almost rushed outside without a second thought. However, frolicking was only so much fun by herself. If she wanted to enjoy this moment to its fullest, she’d need to enlist the help of one or more people.
Thankfully one or more people just so happened to share a house with her. Her fuzzy pink bunny slippers scampering across her room’s carpet and hardwood floor of the hallway outside, Sonata raised a fist up to a closed wooden door and rapped her knuckles against it.
‘Knock, knock, knock!’
There was a short, silent pause followed by the sound of blankets rustling after a few tired and confused utterances. Stepped in groggy annoyance, Adagio Dazzle’s voice out. “I don’t know which one of you two that is, but given what time it is, the house better be on FIRE for your sake!”
Sonata’s face lit up just like a tree covered in LED lights. She immediately broke into song. “Do you want to build a snowman~?”
There was a long drawn out groan from the other side of the door. “Sonata, it’s five o’clock in the F@&%ING MORNING!”
“Come on let's go and play~!”
“That’s still some ungodly hour even with me waking up early enough to go to work most mornings!”
“I never see you anymore~”
“BULLS#!%, YOU SEE ME EVERY DAY OF MY UNFORTUNATE LIFE!”
“Come out the door~”
The sound of covers being thrown roughly to the floor could be heard followed by heavy stomps towards the door.
“It’s like you’ve gone~—”
The door suddenly flew open, revealing magenta eyes full of veins and promises of violence framed by curly orange hair, a brow that was so furrowed even the wrinkles on it looked angry, and a twisted and contorted pursed mouth.
Sonata’s eyes flew open in surprise and she immediately brought her arms up in front of her. “NOT IN THE FACE!”
“I’ll go outside and bring you some snow right now if you go knock on Aria’s door and start singing that same song.”
Sonata immediately dropped her arms and stared at Adagio in disbelief. “Wha… You’re going to bring snow for me to play with… inside?!”
“Believe me, you’re going to need it,” Adagio replied as she tied a white robe around her evening wear which clearly did very little to protect her from the cold. “Now get singing!”
With an excited “Eeeee!” Sonata rushed down the hall in front of another door as Adagio stomped off towards a set of stairs leading down.
Sonata wasted no time in knocking on the door.
“I heard everything!” Aria Blaze’s voice called out. “If I hear even one line from that song I’m going to stop playing this game long enough for a quick round of ‘Clam Kicker’.”
Sonata paused. She had no earthly or even Equestrialy clue what ‘Clam Kicker’ was, but if anything Aria’s words sounded less like a threat and more like a fun invitation. “Do you want to build a snowman~!”
The sounds of heavy footwear rushing across the floor was heard moments before Aria’s door flew open.
“Come on let's go and—~!”
Before Sonata could completely grasp the situation, a boot-clad foot flew up in between her legs before coming to an abrupt, agony inducing halt with a solid ‘thwack!’
“—plaAAAAHIEEEE!” Sonata shrieked as her hands flew for her crotch and she hit the ground doubled over. “Right in the mean bean machine!” she hollered.
With a glare, Aria slammed the door and the sounds of her stomping back into the room rang out.
“Ow… OUCHIES!” Sonata bellowed. “THIS IS THE WORST PAIN FOR REALSIES! I NEED AN ICE PACK OR SOMETHING!”
Adagio came marching up the stairs as she held a snow shovel piled high with snow. She wordlessly dumped the contents all over Sonata’s crumpled body, dropped the snow shovel, and then marched back into her room slamming the door behind her.
“… Thank you…” Sonata said meekly.
Sonata Dusk: One free soul with an internal birdhouse wrapped in a taco.
Might need to check on the shell, though.
--Spade
I laughed
Poor Sonata, though...
Huh and here I thought that it didn't hurt girls as much to get kicked in the groin. And yet it's still as funny as a guy getting kicked in the nads.
Poor Sonata. Want Dagi to kiss all better? Wait if she did that then the story rating would need to go up to M.
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It's sort of a much smaller target for women than men, but if you take a booted kick to a nerve cluster, you're gonna have a bad time.
Poor Sonata. Can't blame the others, but still, poor Sonata.
Oh my god that was hilarious! XD Also, nice TMBG ref.
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There's a reason why "cunt punt" is a term. Also, if you compress their breasts back against their chests that's just about as painful. So a solid punch to the ol' sweaterpup will save your bacon if assaulted by one of these strange creatures.
The more you know.
Ouch. That's all I have to say about this chapter.
Well now, Aria must have a good kick to have another girl double over like that, either that or her footwear was very very heavy. Good lord if Sonata was a guy.......
I cackled, especially at the lion's share of Aria's lines. God, Adagio is such a brilliant, menacing bitch!
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It was brilliant AND painful at the same time. Actually all stories of yours are brilliant. "Sunset Shimmer is MAD..." Is probably my favourite but this one also had me hooked.
I don't know if you take ideas from comments, but here's what's been on my mind for few days - Sonata watches "Sausage Party".
Consideering she treats everything she sees in TV and internet as real... Yeah...
Wheter she pities them or revels in it (since she likes to gory up children cartoons), she comes to conclusion that food and daily products are out to get her.
Even her beloved Taco.
Who might be a lesbian.
Adagio and Aria would have such a fun time ahead... Maybe even Sunset depending on escalation, but hey, maybe this time SWAT won't be involved.
Maybe.
I'm a guy and that even made me feel bad. Yikes
Holy shit, that was flawless. Nice work.
Oh jesus xD hahaha!
Nice job man!
As you wish...
Oooh!
You had it coming.
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Good ol' Ponut Joe.
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Hmm you just reminded me of the brown kick or diarrhea foot, what I'm calling it at least, in which according to the show Manswers if you kick someone in a certain area you can make them void their bowels.
Ps- diarrhea foot is from that screwattack video of Ryu vs Scorpio.
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And yet all it takes to take a guy down is one good solid hit at our nads. Doesn't even have to be intentional. Like last week when my 2 year nephew when he jumped on me while I was sitting on the couch all lazy like and how knee made some very unwanted contact.
Ooooooh, I may be a guy but I felt that... poor Sonata...
Sonata: D-do you wanna build a-
No.
that
7660501 I suppose it's as close to a blue fairy it's gonna get for Nata.
Would have thought she would rather step on these!
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7660598 Even as a bloke it makes my eyes water
7662247 That girl at 23 seconds. Damn I feel the pain, and hear it.
Why wold people willingly do this!?! (As I'm trying not to laugh.)
7663130 Why do we see hundreds of videos of teenage boys stacking skateboards, bikes, snowboards, etc usually nut jobbing themselves in the process. Gotta prove they're tougher than the next peer group sheep...Baaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
7663334 Sheep mentality?
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Well, good to know if I'm ever lost and starving in an area with lots of scorpians. Was it actually cooked beforehand, or was it just dead, then dunked? If it was cooked, how so? Or do you know?
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Aria vs Sans. I now can never forget that image. and it's funny mentally watching her flee from his attacks in terror.
*snerk* oww, but HAHAAAHAHAHAA. come to think of it i bet Adagio and Aria got REALLY sick of Frozen with Sonata around. heck, by proxy of knowing people who saw it even I did and i liked some of those songs, so... hahahaha.
Okay, that is the biggest case insane giggling because of a fic I've had in a while. Thank you.
Poor Sonata. But she was asking for it.
Poor Sonata...
I would build a snowman with her...
Luckily her own room was kept lit by the blue canary in the socket by the lightswitch which watched over her.
Horray! They Might Be Giant's reference.
It's like downloading a patch for tribes 2 all over again.
Oooh, the dreaded Goblin Punch!
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dam that was funny.
I’m not even female and I winced in pain at this line.
She made a little birdhouse in her soul.
you missed a meme here there is a youtube series based on mountain goat to the insert genitals here.
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Late to the conversation but I've had them fried and roasted both are surprisingly good.
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That canary was yellow once, but it was trapped in Arias room for days....