Oh my fucking goodness you were actually serious.
I feel bad for taking part in this.
~ TOOWC

More please?

Leave it to you sir, to fuck up everything good about Thanksgiving.
I will be leaving now...to question how the hell I am still here.

I can't believe I was actually laughing my ass off at this. I may never look at turkey the same way again.

I literally have the strangest boner right now

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This reference made me laugh more than the rest of the story. Thank you.

Wow. MOAR. must see reactions.

Well... uh... It was... certainly a thing that happened.

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Lol what the fuck did I just read?

Beastality and necrophilia... Damn Shiny.

What, no reactions? Aaaaw...
Oh well. Still funny

5320960 I would feel bad, but my turkey was stuffed with Lemons (and took 4 hours to cook!) It deserved this.

5321472 I fully agree, and this was the first thing I did on the Internet today. Oh well, gotta work the Black Friday crows anyway.

can't... BREATHE!... TOO... DAMN... FUNNY...*ded*

Fluttershy obviously didn’t eat meat, so she would be getting a double serving of stuffing…

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i give, just skip to 1:11, i can get specific time

Ya done fucked up shining ya done fucked up

Will read this latter. For now, this comes to mind.

Wow, is that all? Heh. Shining is going to be in for it now

5343125 Who else but Shining!

What di you call it when a guy puts his thing in a turkey? Masterbasting.

The title is already funny.

Well shit XD
Friendship is Awkward™

5418641 Zing

And here I thought we would see them eating it...

Not sure rather to laugh or to find this oddly arousing?

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Both.

5321314 it depends... Are you afraid of it?

Haha! This was funny!