Kratos and Pinkie began their exploration of the Underworld, carefully searching for any sign of Helios or Calliope. Pinkie continued to keep her eye on Kratos, concerned he might be ensorcelled by whatever had conjured Calliope's song from his memory. Their first obstacle was traversing a large cavern via clinging to the ceiling. Pinkie, in the hopes of distracting Kratos from becoming too focused, walked across the ceiling upside down as though it were the floor, though she nearly fell when he didn't even notice. In frustration, when they began scaling cliffs afterwards and monsters clawed their way out to attack, she was rather brutal with them. None came after the first set, for some reason...although the cliff face did tremble in a few places for some reason.
At the top of the cliffs, a Medusa also attacked, though Pinkie tossed her over the side of the cliff in frustration. One look at her face sent the other two to follow the first willingly. The two adventurers then proceeded to climb their way up even more cliffs. At the top, they came across a pair of cyclopes, and they each took on one. Pinkie decided to vent some frustrated energy on hers, and leapt onto its shoulder.
"Hey! I'm over here!" she yelled in its ear. She then dodged out of the way just before its fist slammed into its head.
"Stop hitting yourself!" she yelled from by its other ear, followed by dodging the next blow to its own head.
"Stop hitting yourself!" she yelled again from her place on its stomach, dodging another blow.
"Stop hitting yourself!" she yelled again, hanging from its loincloth, then leaping free of the last blow.
She gave it time to recover from that before hopping to the back of the other cyclops's head. "Stop hitting yourself!" she yelled one last time, then leapt away.
Her cyclops had already thrown the punch, striking its companion on the back of the head, triggering a brawl between them that quickly terminated both of them.
When the third cyclops arose, Pinkie let Kratos finish it off while she took care of the monsters trying to attack him from behind. With the path once more clear, they continued on towards more cliffs, leaping from platform to platform.
After a time of clambering around and coming to a steep drop, Kratos paused, glancing towards Pinkie. "What?" she asked.
He shrugged his shoulders. "I was merely surprised you had not complained about the constantly going up and down as you had in the Temple," he mentioned.
He was caught off guard by Pinkie suddenly hugging him around the neck. "You aren't hyper focused!" she said happily. "That's wonderful!" She then bounced back to the ground. "I was beginning to get worried you'd gone magic puppet from the song." She turned back to the drop. "And even if it didn't make sense for an outside, natural area to have varied terrain with an inefficient path, this is the Underworld, Daddy. It's supposed to be frustrating!" With a giggle, she leaped downwards. "Geronimo!"
Rolling his eyes, Kratos followed.
Eventually, Kratos and Pinkie reached a large bell near a river. Pinkie, curious to see what would happen, ducked under the bell, clung to the bell pull, and proceeded to rapidly ring it by bouncing her head around the inside until Kratos pulled her out. Pinkie giggled. "That was fun!"
Kratos rolled his eyes. Before long, Charon's Ferry arrived. Kratos and Pinkie boarded.
"Who calls for the Ferryman?" Charon asked, his voice grating.
"Hi!" Pinkie said happily. "I'm Pinkie Pie! This is my Daddy, Kratos. Who are you?"
Charon blinked. This was not how mortals - living or dead - usually reacted to their first sight of him. "I am Charon, the ferryman. It is my duty to ferry the dead across the River Styx."
"What's wrong with your voice?" Pinkie asked. "Would you like some water to gargle? Alka seltzer? Maybe a lozenge?"
Charon blinked again, both surprised and...touched. This was the first time since he had been given this post that anyone - God or mortal - had expressed concern for him...and he didn't know how to handle it.
Pinkie then spoke up again. "By the way, we're looking for Helios. Atlas has him down here somewhere. Can you take us across the river to keep looking?"
Charon stared at her for a time. "I'm not supposed to take mortals across while they still live..."
Pinkie immediately folded her ears against her skull, lowered her head, and looked up at him with dewy eyes and a pouty lip.
Not even a god could have resisted that for long. "...but I suppose I can make an exception, just this once, since you are on a mission from the Gods." Pinkie's happy smile in response to this filled Charon's heart with joy, and for a single moment lifted the gloom of the torment of his existence and occupation. "You'll still need to pay the toll, for accounting purposes."
"Here ya go!" Pinkie said happily, handing him a cupcake.
He blinked at it. "I'm...really only supposed to accept coins..."
"Trust me," Kratos grunted, "it is beyond price."
Curious, Charon took a bite.
For the first time in hundreds of years, the denizens of the Underworld were caught off guard by the passage of the Ferry...and Charon singing a sea shanty, accompanied by a perky pink party pony.
"Yar har, fiddle-dee-dee!
Being a pirate is alright with me!
Do what you want cause a Pirate is free!
You are a pirate!"
oh by the gods! that ending! So good. man you sure know how to make things hilarious. great work
*dies laughing*
Kratos and pinkie...are a perfect match.
so freaking funny
That ending was amazing You never cease to amaze. Also:
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Okay I have never played any of the God of War games (and I don't plan on doing so). But as a huge mythology and ancient history buff, I find it hilarious that Pinkie got the Ferryman of the Underworld to sing a sea shanty.
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Wtf is in that cupcake?..............gahhhh
THIS MADE MY DAY! THANK YOU!
5663841 The Original LazyTown version is good, but I imagine them singing the Alestorm cover.
5663956 lol probably yeah
Charon: "Ahoy there, mateys! Done with yer mission already?"
Pinkie Pie: "Yepperoonie!"
Charon: "I'm still good from yer first cupcake, Lass, but I certainly wouldn't object to another."
Pinkie Pie: "Aww, I wouldn't leave a friend hanging! Of course I have another cupcake for you!"
Helios: "Aren't you supposed to only accept coins for payment?"
Charon: "From the dead, aye. Turns out that living mortals on official missions from the Gods can negotiate if they happen to have something of appropriate value to me."
Helios: "And these... cupcakes... are that valuable?"
Pinkie Pie: "Here! Try one!"
Helios: *accepts cupcake, examines it, then takes a bite*
Helios: "..."
Helios: "This... This is pure happiness!"
Charon: "So it is. Now you see why I find them so valuable?"
Helios: "Yes. Yes, I do. I feel like... singing!"
Charon: "Well, as it turns out, I happen to know a sea shanty or two..."
LOL!!!
5663887 Pure happiness.
5664986 Dude, that can't even begin to describe the lols in this story.
YAR HAR, FIDDLE DEE DEE!
I AM A PIRATE!!!
I can only Imagine Kratos facepalming all the way down the The River, I suppose made, Of Souls.
Well, they are magicaaalll....
5663483 When you see Hades, tell that asshole that he owes me that bag of bits from poker.
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wait when did hades play poker?
Ah, so the tactic here is not using her adorable, diabetes inducing cuteness to win over obstacles, but her delicious, diabetes inducing cupcakes?
I think it's a wasted resource, I mean, how much cuter can you get than Pinkie Pie? The gods should be bowing to HER!
that ending LOL
great chapter.
YOU ARE A PIRATE!!!
Best. Ending. Ever.
everypony sing along!!
Gooooooood lordy lordy, this, just... wow...
I can't even XD
omg that song at the end.... i cant breath
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I see your Pony version, and raise you the Fred Perry version!
6584899 i raise you the 1 hour version
5920374 see end for details.
Charon and Pinkie: friends 4 life (or would it be undeath for Charon?)
ACK!
Nostalgia....too....strong...
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *falls off bed*
6292873 PD and Bookworm. I would drink (Orange no pulp juice. Or apple juice. IDK.) to that but th' Cap buried me in a chest.
... I can see Charon as an undead pirate.
"SPINAL!!"
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Nah, Cervantes!
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Sorry, I already shook him up for all his Munny...
Wait, you said "bits", not "munny"... never mind, wrong Hades!
She is kind but scary
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Sorry, already cleared him and Tirek for bits.
I am so damn dead haha. xDD
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*Hums the lyrics in Swedish*
Kratos has opened many a box that are all locked up with locks I suppose.
"hey charon can you take me across the styx? you killed me this chapter"
"um"
"ok then guess i'll try anubis"
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I think the egyptian equivalent is kherty