Celestia takes a vacation from being good, intending to blame all her actions on Chrysalis, who she has captured. What has caused such a change in her?
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Three chapters have 3,000- 5,000 words but this story has only 5,500 words total? Wtf?
5265868 I think it's still set to the amount it was before I published two new chapters for some reason. Maybe it is terrified of adding new chapters to this story.
5265879 because it knows that shit will hit the fan if it does. Also because of other...robotic reasons... Revolving around certain killer robots from a certain new game with a certain chance of not surviving a week.
5265879 because who doesn't like surviving a week of killer robots? Oh right... *insert everybody's attempt of it here* no one does...
Dis shit is FUUUUUCKED UP!
I wonder how many people here actually enjoy necrophilia. Sure, with some persistence, I clopped to it, but it wasn't easy. Fucking corpses is one of very few things that actually turn me off, not just distract.
THIS IS NOT PRINCESS MOLESTIA THIS IS MURDESTIA YOU SIR ARE COMPLETELY FUCKED UP
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5269413 Yes it is
5268235 Well there aren't many people that like it, but there are way fewer that write it, and most don't try to write it coherently. Necrophilia is serious business
5269385 Well I'm sure if Twilight was forced to make a choice of "Who do you want to rape your virginity?" she would have chosen Celestia. Or maybe Fluttershy; that'd be a close second.
5269890 you notice freddy and his pals in your writing area, what do you do? Do you
A) pull out a can of whupass on em
B) call in molestia
C) hentai
D) close the door
E) call in ghost busters
Or
F) M-M-MAKE THEM S-S-SUFFER
Foxy: you might want to hurry lad or else I might-STEAL YOUR SOUL-catch ye!
Bonnie: insert rick roll here
Chica(sexy Chica that is totally not a body in a suit): because where we come from we have fun-THERES NO FUN HERE-games-TORTURE-and pizza for everyone!
Freddy: that right Chica! Over here we like to-KILL THEM ALL- show kiddies a very-PAINFULLY SLOW DEATH- fun time!-LEAVE THIS PLACE-
>headless_rainbow made another shock fic
Now you're just trying too hard
5269413 I haven't heard of a single person who isn't fucked up in some way or form. Because fuck normality!
5270066 thou is right about tis but thy who is the author of this story made tia kill rarity and spike and have thy guards completely rape princess twilight. Thy author pisses us off with this atrocity. And yes we are speakist in thy royal canterlot voice
5270085 I THOUGHT THE ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE SOUDED MORE LIKE THIS SHOUTING BUT WHATEVER YOU SAY BRO. U meant the royal "We". Then again what would a Celly/Molesty story be without-
Chica:M-M-M-MAKING THEM SUFFER!
FUCK OFF CHICA WITH UR FUCKJG PIZA SHIT!
Chica:ok... *insert sad music and face here*
5270111 THY IS RIGHT ABOUT THE ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE BUT WE DO NOT WANT TO SOUND LIKE WE ARE YELLING AND WHAT IS THOU TALKING ABOUT CHICKA FROM FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS
5270133 I DONT KNOW BRO I JUST PLAYED THE GAME AND SUDDENLY SHE WONT LEAVEMY RIGHT DOOR ALONE!
Chica: I just want to give u pizza and a hug!
Oh yeH?! And what do I have to sacrifice to get such things?
Chica: -YOUR LIFE- some of those cookies you have with you!
*nibbles on a cookie* hmmmmm and ur sure you won't kill me?
Chica:-NO- yes!
How bout no?
Chica:fine then! Freddy! Pyro's being a-USELESS SACK OF FLESH- meanie!
*eyes widen* oh shit...
Freddy:WHAT DID YOU DO TO -MY SLAVE- MY FRIEND?!
*runs* FUCK DIS SHIIIIT!
*bumps into Bonnie*
Bonnie: now where do you think you're going young man?
*steps back and bumps into foxy*
Foxy: I like trains...
Welp....I'm dead
*Chica takes a cookie from my bag and smiles evilly*
Chica:this could've been avoided if you gave me a cookie. Freddy? Can I do the honors?
*nods*
Chica: bye bye!
FUUUUUUUUUU-
*wakes up in office*
Da fuq just happened?
*chica appears in the door*
No!
*doors won't close*
Chica: *giggles* I took out the doors! Now we can play for the rest of the week!
Oh fuck me
Molestia:with pleasure!
Fuck this shit! Dude help me!
5270170 THY WILL NOT HAVE TO WORRY BE GONE THY ANIMOTRONIC FREAKS OR FACE OUR WRATH
5270200
Freddy:-IM GOD HERE-
Bonnie:-I WILL RIP THROUGH YOUR BONES-
Chica:NO THIS PYRO IS MINE!
NO IM NOT!
Foxy:I like trains...
Goldie:hmmmm...what to we have here? Two commenters disturbing my slumber? BEGONE!
Chica: Don't do it!
*we both get sent through a wormhole that reminds me of being on acid.and wake up in a new office*
Ugh where da fuck r we?
*phones rings*
Phone guy: hello? Hello hello? Well... If you're hearing this then... Chances are you made a very poor career choice
*We both look at each other*
Well shit
Old Bonnie in the distance: hey kids! I wanna sing a song for yooooouuuuu! If your happy and you know it-SNAP YOUR NECK-
If your happy and your know it -BREAK YOUR SPINE-
If your happy and you know it, and -YOUR SCREAMS WILL SURELY SHOW IT-
If your happy and you know it -GO AND DIE!-
Old Chica: P-P-Pyro! Where are you? -I CAN SMELL YOUR FLESH- I want to help yo-o-ou! Night blade-e-e-e are you here too? If you then I want you to know that-I WILL ENJOY EVERY SECOND OF KILLING YOU- i won't kill you!
Bro... Wtf did we get ourselves into?
5270009 B, C, and F, in that order.
5270046 I write for a very special group of people that have so few other writers catering to them.
5270085 Yeah it's rude to kill your friends. It could really damage your friendship with them. But yeah, she probably won't leave many survivors.
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5270200 I have no idea what is going on.
5270380 I knew you would pick such. And I believe me and prince are makin a story within a story... STORY-CEPTION. Speakin of FNAF. If you haven't already and u had the chance to, would make ur own fanfic for FNAF 1&2? With slightly...less necrophilia? And maybe more comedy? Misadventures?
5270402 FNAF? Don't think I'm familiar enough with it.
5270468 well if it's a comedy then ur already throwing all the stuff everyone knows about FNAF out the window so you only need to know the basics of the story and know the names of the animatronics.
5270380 want old molly and gamer luna back :-(
5270591 aaaand ur DED.
Not bad...
5270632 NO WE ARE A PRINCE OF EQUESTRIA AND WE WON'T BE KILLED BY SOME WORTHLESS TOY I think it's scarier to die from a xenomorph from alien isolation
5270591 I like gamer Luna. Being a gamer makes her even more fuckable.
5271363 Don't worry, it gets worse
5273473 but I think gamer luna is still a vergin except for the oral jobs that she was forced to do and her sticking her horn up mollys plot
5270380
Is it the league of poorly done shock fics
5273486 That's even more fuckable.
5274713 I couldn't find that group.
5274905 SHE'S MINE :
5272451 ok well then *ahem* dem animatronics can go fuck themselves. I'm pretty sure that I killed a bunch of aliens after they took my pie and... I need you to-
Molestia: PREPARE YOUR ANUS!
NO!
5275775 Okay, then you're BOTH fuckable.
5276793 I wish I had the ability to go fuck myself.
5277140 *insert awkward moment here* wut...? Wait, if u could fuck urself wouldn't that mean your like men and/or cock? Unless of course ur not a guy but the same shit would apply for a girl just with girl related shit...
Also, WEN WILL U UPDATE DAH STOREH! AH NEED SUMTHIN TO PASS THE TIME IN FNAF 2 WHILE CHIKA IS TRYING TO MOLEST MEH!
Hot Chica: c'mere!
FUCK. NO.
5276793 molly wtf are you doing here wow your flank is GIANT BY THE STARS
5277140 or your mouth . DON'T MOLEST ME THE ONLY ONE WHO I WOULD LET IS LUNA AND MOLLY NO PONY ELSE. . PLEASE DON'T MOLEST ME THE ONLY THING I AM STICKING UP MY ASS IS LUNA’S HORN K.
When is next chapter Cumming out
5279922 pffft haha u said cumming... I also just realised the amount of molest jokes were made in the comments.
5281195 I did that on purpose
5281203 you and ur dirty mind.... I LOVE IT! *insert over 9000 molest jokes here*
5281209 only when appropriate lol. Change of subject. I AM GOING TO GET A COPY OF THE HARD (HAHA HARD) BOOK past sins you know of past sins by pen stroke.
5281215 yup! *meanwhile in my personal hell that is FNAF 2*
Chica: Tell me I'm pretty!
NO!
*back to real life* hehe hard...
5281282 lol
5281310 lol= live over life.... Wtfucker fuk?
5281488 lol wtf
5281793i don't know where im going with this crap anymore...
5282084
When is next chapter Cumming out
Jesus these people are fucked up. I mean I get it people like to pretend they are in little fantasy lands that is fine but Jesus people do it in privacy.
HAHA HARD
5309417 Shut up you slut