The door to the bank burst open, the denizens inside cowered as the assailant entered and demanded everyone on the ground. He was a tall stallion, dressed in a white coat, with a giant toothbrush slung over his back, he grinned, and his perfect smile blinded everyone in the room. He approached the counter.
"Give me the sugar, ALL OF IT!" He yelled to the bank teller, the candy cane behind the desk shook in fear as she started to put sacks of sugar on the counter. "Disgusting." He said, "All you candies disgust me! With all your sweetness and sugar, it makes me sick to think about what you do to perfect teeth."
"Not so fast, Dr. Sugarfree!" Someone yelled from outside the door, the doctor turned with shock that anyone would dare try to stop him.
"Sweet Tooth." He growled, withdrawing his giant toothbrush. "I should have known you'd try to stop me. But you're too late!"
"Oh, am I?" Pinkie Pie said, dressed in her super hero disguise of Sweet Tooth, the Sugary Avenger. "You've forgotten, doctor, that I hear everything because of the radioactive sugar that gave me my powers. I know about your plan to use the world's sugar supply to destroy all the sugar factories in the world."
"IT DESTROYS EVERYTHING IT TOUCHES! ITS ALL 'CHOCOLATE THIS' AND CANDY CORN THAT' WELL I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! IF YOU WANT THIS SUGAR, YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT FROM MY COLD, LIFELESS HOOVES!"
"Okay." Sweet Tooth said with a smile. "Cotton candy blaster: GO!" She yelled, pointing her hoof towards the doctor. A strand of cotton candy shot outwards, sticking to the doctor's chest. He gasped in surprise, and the sugary avenger ran in circles around him, tangling him in a net of cotton candy.
"AAGHH!" It Burns!" The doctor yelled, "Curse your Tooty Frooty flavors!"
"Hey, doc, you know what my favorite flavor of flouride is?" Sweet Tooth said, pushing a button on her suit, a giant cannon burst out of her backpack, comically oversized.
"Oh no."
"Chocolate!" She yelled, firing 500 gallons of molten chocolate toward the doctor. It cooled and solidified on impact, encasing the villain in 3 feet of delicious chocolate. The crowd cheered, for the day had been saved, thanks to the heroic efforts of Sweet Tooth, the maskd sugary avenger of Condytropolis!
This was good.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ... why do I picture this being Pinkie's fantasy while she's stoned out of her mind?
NEXT ISSUE!!
The Saccharin Superheroine is in for the fight of her life as she must do battle with the Beta Carotene crammed menace of the vicious VEGETATOR!
judging from the candy cane teller, I'd say that Pinkie appears to be fighting evil in the Candy Kingdom of Ooo...better step up your game, Finn, you've got competition!
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Accompanied by his minion/side-kick/best friend Beta Carotene.
--Sollace
Wow! When I finished this chapter, there was an ad for Fuzziwig's Candy Factory!
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5008484 That is PURELY coincidental... nope. I wasn't paid by them to write this at all... nope.
Am I late to the party? I didn't even know there was a sequel until about half an hour ago, oh well, I'll be following it closely from now on.
Also, random point, One of my first stories was about the mane 6 and Spike becoming the embodiments of the 7 sins, and another involved the four horsemen of the apocalypse, but I unpublished them ages ago.
5083914 Welcome back! No, don't worry about being late, the party don't stop 'til we reach 100 chapters, then a new party will start!
5086507 Sounds like freshers week in uni, except instead of 100 chapters, its 100 casualties from alcohol poisoning
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Suddenly, and quite inexplicably, the good doctor found a knife sticking out of his chest.
"...huh." He gasped, before keeling over on the floor.
5137585 I think I like your ending better... maybe I'll rewrite it later...
He later suffocated to death, as molten chocolate had solidified within his lung cavities.