Itty-Bitty 2: Revenge of the Tiny

by gallagsp the corgi

Prisoner of Yarn

The sound of a metal door slamming awoke Twilight from her sleep. She experienced panic as she realized she was not in her bedroom, and even more panic as she realized she couldn't move her hooves at all. Magic proved useless as she soon learned, due to the magic-blocking ring on her horn. She looked around, recognizing the dungeon beneath Canterlot Palace. She used to play down here as a filly when she wasn't at school. It was empty most of the time.

Now, as Twilight looked around, she saw an entirely different story. The hallway was lined with guards dressed in their disgustingly ugly sweaters Their spears dangling with colorful yarn. The other cells were filled with ponies. Canterlot's survivors of the initial attack by that insane Father Knitting Needles and his insane cult of yarn worshiping cultists.

"Ah! If it isn't the star of the show, Princess Twilight Sparkle." A voice called out from the hallway. Twilight looked up and let out a low guttural growl when she saw who it was.

"Hello, Knitting Needles. It's been a while. Why is the maniacal cult leader visiting the dirty dungeons?"

"Of course, dear, to see you! You've been quite a pain in my side for he last few month, and the yarn is getting impatient." He gave her a small smile. "The yarn does not like to be kept waiting. You have meeting with The Yarn at three o'clock, but before that you need some... prep work. OH KNITTER!"

"Knitter?" Twilight questioned. Suddenly, heavy hoofsteps slowly made their way down the hallway. The ponies in the other cells began to shrink down and cower, visibly shaking in fear.

A giant pony, twice as tall as Knitting Needles, covered in a rainbow cloak and mask, grunted and stood over his shoulder.

"Knitter, thank you for joining us. Miss Sparkle here is finally ready to embrace the yarn, and she needs your help!" He smiled again. "Do take care of her though. The yarn wants her in one piece, that means be gentle... or as gentle as you can be." Two guards opened the cell door and grabbed Twilight. She fought and squirmed but it was of no use. She was passed off to Knitter, who slung her over his shoulder.

"Remember, Knitter!" Knitting Needles called out as Twilight was carried toward the torture chamber, "The yarn wants her in one piece."

Knitter smirked, but said nothing.

Author's Note:

In which Twilight is captured and sent to be brainwashed to love thee yarn.

All hail the yarn!

Comments

[Reeve]

This is the second time recently I wasn't notified when a new chapter was published, it happened with this chapter and 'Wisdom of the Ancients', it was only by luck that I saw this story in the recently updated. So just a heads up that I might not be the only person to have this favourited, but not receive notifications.

[gallagsp the corgi]

6216276 Huh. That's weird. Thanks for the heads up though. Maybe a mod or Knighty can see what's wrong.

[Firemind]

Sounds like what happened to half of my circle of friends a few years back ... they all got assimilated, seemingly overnight.

[crooked]

Random suggestions?
Twilight is accused of being too purple
Pinkie pie gets high/drunk (oh god)
Twilight gets sued (probably because of realtor issues, with the castle poping up and all)
Rarity's sofa breaks
Celestia has a temper tantrum
Derpy hooves runs out of muffins
Tirek has tea with twilight
Sonata and taco issues
Rainbow dash meets sanik or something
Applejack can't buck apples
Starswirl tries to understand the universe
Luna has sleeping issues
Elements of harmony.....
Wait.
Elements of harmony
ELEMENTS of harmony
ELEPHANTS OF HARMONY OH MY GOD
(iPhone autocorrect caused me much grief)

[gallagsp the corgi]

6224152 Wow, I like a lot of those. I'll see what I can do for you. No promises on when I can write all of those but I'll definitely get some of those out for you. Thanks for the suggestions!

[crooked]

6225751 No problem!
And also, what if Cod or some other shooter game happened in mlp? I can imagine Twilight reading books on The Ultimate Guide to: Call of Duty: walkthrough, strategy and more.

[gallagsp the corgi]

6225764 I did something similar to that in the past, but it went in a different kind of direction where pretty much all major shooters were blended into one. It was one of my favorites to write.

[gallagsp the corgi]

6235858 That. Is. Awesome. I applaud you and your efforts good person!

[Sollace]

6236242
Woah. I come to read the last chapter and suddenly see I have a reply.

You're welcome, it was fun to do.

Now I wonder why I wasn't notified...

--Sollace

[Sollace]

6224152

Applejack can't buck apples

How about:

Applejack bucks too many apples
In which the mane six confront AJ about her little problem.
Interpretations may vary

--Sollace

[crooked]

You should make a story with plot then it goes something like this:

We will continue [title of story] but for now we will have to wait because of [reason, possible relating to the plot or not].

The next-gen cliffhangers!