Daring Do dragged the bound and helpless pony behind her as she went through the empty hallways of the ancient labyrinth. She was mad. The most angry she had ever been in her life, and the traitorous son of a goat she was dragging around was the cause of it. She stopped to catch her breath, letting go of the rope in her mouth and removing her pith helmet.
"See, if you hadn't tried to stab me in the face with a rabid wolverine I'd be in a much better mood, and you'd still be able to use your legs." She said, the bundled pony behind her groaned and rolled his eyes.
Daring grabbed the rope again and began to drag it. The two went around a corner before Daring Do stopped suddenly.
"What the heck is this?" She said, slowly walking up to a large wall with three doors. In front of each door was a statue of an armored pony. Daring took the gag off the other pony's mouth. "Alright, Einstein, what do you know about this?"
"I'm not telling you anything."
"Fine, then I'll figure it out myself and leave you here with the monsters. I'm sure you'd be a tasty meal for a giant spider or a few zombies."
"Alright! Fine!" He sighed. "Legend says that these statues guard the doors. To gain access you need to ask them each a question, one always tells the truth, one always lies."
"And the third one?"
"I think the pile of bodies answers that questions."
Daring Do rolled her eyes and walked up to the statues. She looked them over one by one. "Alright, here goes nothing." She cleared her throat and walked up to the first statue. "Hey, statue, which door is the correct door?"
The statue moved, looking at her and then pointing to the door behind the second statue. Daring do then went to the second statue. "Statue, which is the correct door?" The second statue looked to her and raised its arm to point, then thrust forward and stabbed her in the chest. Daring Do dropped to the ground, coughing up blood.
The bound pony she dragged through here laughed. "Oh, I forgot to tell you, the one that kills people also likes to blame the other statues!"
For a second there, I thought I saw something from Labyrinth.
IIRC I saw an xkcd just like that -- one lies, the second truths, the third stabs people who ask tricky questions.
Edit: Get Luna to fuck me 'til I die, I'm dumb. It's right there.
Ya know, links work here. You can, uh, link it.
Also, I'm totally down with being fucked to death by Luna, if anyone knows how I could go about getting such a thing done. Or alternately just marrying her.
4589755 I can't put links in Author's notes. It won't let me for some stupid reason.
Damn, gives me flashbacks to all the Roguelikes I've played ...
4590173 Huh. Well OK then.
YES!!! SO MUCH FUCKING YES!!! I LOVE XKCD!