Welcome to my content. I like writing stories (which is luckily what the site is for) I write what I want, that's how I roll. WARNING: I attempt to counter my shitty writing by writing lots of stories
Scootaloo can't fly, she doesn't know why.
Rainbow Dash doesn't know why either, she's been trying, and trying, and trying, but all of her tricks aren't working with Scootaloo.
The next day, a letter comes in, titled 'Leave Notice', and shortly followed by it is the one who filed it.
Scootaloo's big brother.
*one-shot, rated for military and language of the members thereof, and use of sexual words and one implication of the act thereof*
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This is possibly the worst story I've ever read...
4201631 meh, I've read worse....somehow
4201792 I haven't, then again I don't go looking for a lot of stories
I was trying to make a nice little 'Scootaloo gets her cutie mark' / 'Scootaloo learns to fly' story, but I just gave up after the first section, and just kinda fucked around until the end.
Consider this a crackfic if it makes you feel better, that's what I'm doing.
swagswagswagswag
(oh dear Luna I have a problem)
4201961 *hugs* Shh...It's ok, we'll get you some help
4201967 (hugs you back)
Thank you so much friend, I've been needing this for so lon-YOLO-... long... 
It's just so hard having social media based Coprolalia, I've been trying to fix it, but...
Me: maybe if we got the -FUCKING- Elements of Harmony, I might be cleansed of this -WONDERFUL- ailment... wait a second, wonderful ailment? ... DISCORD!
Discord: Yes?
Me: I am Lord P1 of The P Co, if you do not -SHIT- voluntarily remove this curse you've put upon me, then I'll be forced to -SWAGGILY- fire you and remove it myself.
Discord:
Can you even do that?
Me: (throat glows with sand-colored magic) Yes, I can, you're fired.
And thus, Discord was fired out of a cannon, and I was cured
I'm going to go back to writing more sensible stories from now on.
4201999 Well...thats good...I think
Oh and you posted a comment twice
4201792 Well now I feel like a jerk..sorry dude
An amusing story and a nice cast of characters.
As an obvious non-serious story it was entertaining and funny. So good job I guess
I'd point out some errors but it would be a moot goal
Good for a quick yuk
Nothing begins a day like a good ol' dose of crack.