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by fire_fly808

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Cheerilee smiled with satisfaction as her class quickly finished their morning assignments. She watched one by one as the fillies and colts handed in their papers.

The magenta earth pony looked over at Sweetie Belle who had barely done anything, just sitting there staring dreamily outside.

"Sweetie, can you please finish up" Cheerilee asked, trying not to sound annoyed.

"Huh, oh right" the unicorn shook her head and started writing, only to daydream the second she wrote one answer.

Keeping in the annoyed feelings, the annoyed mare turned around and gritted her teeth and puffed her red cheeks, getting the anger out.

"Listen Sweetie Belle, how about you finish this off later"

The dark pink earth pony grabbed the sheet of paper and shoved it in her drawer so the filly could finish it later.

"Ok then, let's get on to our next subject" Cheerilee cheerily explained. "One at a time, you will stand at the front of the class and tell every pony about your weekend." Looking around the class room a bit she pointed at the yellow filly " Apple-bloom your up first then Scootaloo then you Sweetie belle, after them Aura and Archer, we can go from there."

The butter coloured filly walked up to the front of the class and told them all about harvesting apples with Applejack and making apple pie.

"We made a apple family apple pie, which is a mix of McIntosh representin Big Mac, Granny Smith for Granny Smith, golden delicious for me and royal gala for applejack."

The filly continued to talk about making the pie.

"Sis told me how to git the perfect crispy pastry, you gotta have just the right amount of heat and ya need to brush the right amount of-"

The mare cut Apple bloom off and beckoned Scootaloo up to the front of the class.

"There I was, a busy day in Ponyville, just me and my scooter." The orange Pegasus dramatically paused.

"Then all of a sudden I was trapped, crates of fruit spattered and carts were piled up high, two ponies arguing about it, I bravely managed to get a clean run of wood in front of me, it was an amazing sensation because I got higher in the air than I ever have before" Scootaloo took a moment to smile and remember the thrill.

"For that few seconds I felt like a real Pegasus, I even flew a little bit, and that is how you jump a cart and boxes on a scooter."

The class awed in amazement.

"Did you get your cutie mark"

"Did you actually fly"

"Where can I get a scooter like that"

"One at a time please, I still have more" Scootaloo continued.

"Even rainbow dash was impressed and said she will mention me to the wonder bolts, she reckons there could be a scootering team and I should be captain, anyone think they got my skill, see me at lunch."

Questions kept piling up and every pony wanted to know about everything.

"That's enough every pony, Sweetie belle tell us about your weekend." Cheerilee smiled, hoping this wouldn't take long.

Sweetie belle giggled into her hoof the started to speak.

"Well I was spending the weekend with my sister Rarity but she told me she couldn't play or spend time with me that afternoon because she was busy with her stallion friend." The unicorn filly explained.

"This Pegasus, Thunderlane I think came in and then they went to Raritys room, giggling and stuff"

Cheerilee's eyes widened.

"I got really bored to I was going to see if the finished their little game they were playing, then I heard Rarity making weird noises and saying really weird stuff."

The unicorn filly opened her mouth to continue but Cheerilee stopped her.

"Sweetie Belle this is not appropriate for class" The magenta pony scowled.

"Oh come on, I haven't got the really juicy exiting part!" The unicorn beamed.

Cheerilee shook her head in disapproval.

"Come on, the next part is really juicy" the filly said leaning towards the blushing mare.

" I opened the door and I saw Rarity on the bed and the stallion that came in earlier was-"

"SWEETIE BELLE, SEE ME AFTER CLASS!" Cheerilee screamed in fright, her class watching awkwardly.

"Come on Cheers, she told me and Apple-bloom all about it, shouldn't the rest of the ponies know" Scootaloo said.

"All,?"

"Ok, never mind how about we forget about that and move on, Aura your up" Cheerilee shook her head a bit and felt her ears twitching a bit.

The dark pink pony, still blushing, asked the next pony to come up but she didn't listen to any of them, she was too busy thinking about what Sweetie belle saw her sister and that stallion doing.

I should really speak to rarity about this, she should at least lock her door if she having-

Her thoughts were cut off by a filly talking to her.

"Miss Cheerilee, are you ok, the lunch bell rang and every pony left" the white pony told her.

"Sorry Sweetie belle, so can you tell me what happened, I need to know what to talk to your sister about"

The white unicorn filly nodded her head and started to talk.

"Well I peeked through the door and I saw the stallion holding my sister Rarity in his arms, kissing her I think" sweetie told her. " I was watching what they were doing and then I fell, opening the door and the stared at me blushing."

Cheerilee felt faint.

"So they told me all about what they were doing, everything about it and boy was it really romantic."

"Romantic, if you want to describe it like that sure" The mare unsurely replied.

"The best part is, they let me watch the whole scene!" The filly explained happily while Cheerilee was about to faint.

"I know Rarity goans a lot in her room, she was even before he arrived but she was groaning a lot when she and Thunderlane where doing it"

"WHAT"

It was too much for Cheerilee to take, Rarity letting her little sister watch such behaviour and telling her about 'it'. Cheerilee fell back on her chair, her eye twitching.

"Yep, the weird noises and the bed and the kiss oh it was so-" sweetie belle paused and looked down and her teaches who had collapsed.

"It's ok Cheerilee" Sweetie belle said fanning her teacher with a hoof.

"She was only groaning because of all the food she ate at the party"

"Come on its just a Romeo and Juliet, play for the Ponyville show, Rarity and Thunderlane had to do a play of a romantic story and do it their way, so that's why they kiss at the end instead of all dying."

What did You think they were doing. I know I'm not really great with the whole confusing people thing anyway hope you enjoy it still

Author's Note:

I thought I might help make sense. "Groaned a lot during it," during the play is what it referred to not actually yeah. Weird noises and talking strange, the accent Rarity used and the things she said during the play. I was just bored and was hyped up on brownies and chicken thus I decided to write a random story. Hope you enjoy. This is just a weird random story.

Comments

[Kaijutsu]

Needs improvement. You did a lot of telling instead of showing, and the dialogue came off as forced in places, but, overall, a decent bait and switch one-shot. Keep practising!

[Silver Melodies]

Hmm.. this was an... interesting, story. I'm not a fan of anything like clop fiction, so I'm glad this turned out alright. Anyway, I'm not going to do a huge, in depth review about this, so let me sum it.

The story was nice, but the story line seemed a bit forced, almost like the characters didn't want to be there. The characters themselves seemed okay except for Sweetie Belle. I don't think the innocent mare would be happy about seeing her sister kissing a stallion, even if for only a play. At her age, she'd probably be more likely to be grossed out, or turned away by it. And finally, I did spot some spelling errors, but nothing to major.
All in all, good job! Keep writing!

[fire_fly808]

This wasn't going to be my next story but I was bored

[fire_fly808]

3852421 yeah me neither I was just bored and read a story like this ( of course there one was much better) so I tried writing something like this. I'm going to stick to sad stories, I just am not the best at choosing a subject and clop isint my type of story either.. Anyway have a spike

The kiss part I reckon sweetie belle might of thought kinda gross but a bit cute but if it was me I would react like Scootaloo
I'm not the best with writing but I'm glad you read it anyway

[SuperPinkBrony12]

I've seen the "It's not what you think it is" idea several times before. But this one was still pretty funny.

[MidnightDancer]

Needs cleaning up-theres too much tell, and your punctuation needs work. Also, it appears you just rushed the ending.

This could be a good story, if those things are addressed.

[Lastofakind]

Ha! This was cute. ..

I like little one shots like this

[DX-1118 C]

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Lol...
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Wtf...

[MythrilMoth]

I could not even finish reading this for all the punctuation errors, lazy grammar, and the sense that you honestly didn't care enough about what you were writing to bother actually writing a story.

[Flutterpony]

I lol'd.

[keam]

WTFDJR!?
And I thought they were doing.... And that Sweetie Bell saw them doing... And that... Omg, LuL!

[ssssssssssssss]

Oh good, they weren't making foals