Just For Kicks

Though shocked that Scootaloo is allowing others to kick her for money, Diamond Tiara quickly decides to become Scootaloo's greatest patron.

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Punk Rock Prom Queen

Punk Rock Prom Queen #1 · Jul 28th, 2014 · 1 · ·

I'm not really sure what I just read....eh I've seen worse. you managed to get a chuckle out of me though so have a mustache

Telaros

Telaros #2 · Jul 28th, 2014 · 3 · ·

“Ah ah ah!” Pinkie sang as she waggled her hoof in front of Twilight’s face. “First of all, she has a cutie mark, meaning she’s legal.

I blame that line of logic on all the people who support the notion that cutie marks shows a coming of age on a physical level. That's like saying "Hey, you're 18. But why is your chest so flat? I guess you're not legal yet!"

“Alright! Ah was gonna kick her earlier, but ah didn’t get my allowance yet!” Apple Bloom said happily as she walked behind Scoots, getting into position. “Ah call the rear!”

Best friend Apple Bloom strikes again. Also, obligatory "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID", duh like we all read that she did, geez.

“This sucks,” Sweetie complained. “I thought the sign said ‘kiss’, not ‘kick’,” Sweetie mumbled as she stood in front of Scootaloo. “Oh well, I’ll just have to make it as if Scoots was kissing my hooves roughly.”

Sweetie Belle. I don't even know how to describe your air-headedness, but you're cute so do whatever the *yay* you want.

Bootsy Slickmane