Poor Ulysses, he has always been know to survive near on anything but what about him being told he is a wizard... well a pony wizard who is somehow a long lost descendant of Starswirl the Bearded. Now the world rest on his pony shoulder (heck if I know what their called) for he must save both Equestria and Earth... but mostly Equestria because Earth is fuc**d.
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You're A Wizard makes sense and also no sense what so ever at the same time while also keeping its fresh grape aftertaste.
Chapters (2)
Your a wizard harry
288312 oh that's in there.
I AM THE WIZARD
they're called withers for shoulders
The grammar could use some work but other than that, it's fine.
Bunanna You still want me to edit this right?
because I'm looking at the version you sent me, and then I saw it was posted on here. I AM CONFUSED.
290314 shut up you
290323 Dang, you removed my comment
. It's still Pegasus for singular, now pegasi which is plural.
290349
Lol, since pegasus is an english construct of faux latin, pegasuses is just as correct as pegasi.
Either way the real name for em is Ptreippus.
291155 Thinking back, I probably shouldn't have said I was being faecesious and pointed out that it was intentionally misspelled.
288553 THE DRUNKEN WIZARD OF THE MCDRUNK CLAN!!!
Woah... just... Woah....
398187 No you should see my reaction after I wrote it. It was like, "Dude what have I been smoking today?"
398195 uhmm I didnt mean it like that... it was good... mostly... but some.. i really dont get... but over all I gave a like
just next time... less smoking... 
398252 Nothing of this makes sense because the whole fanfic is based off of something I wrote in the TCB's IRC chat one day and well next thing you know this.
398258 meh.. i liked it.. all in all
401639 I don't it sucks. The plot doesn't make sense, it has terrible grammar and spelling. Not to forget that all the charters are shallow and have a monotone personality. I think that this fanfic should be destroyed and removed from the internet.
401950 whelp... its time to burn it then... your choice...
401958 Burn it all onto a DVD and then distribute it to the general public.
402118 HELL YEAH!!
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402363 but we need more lemon pledge to do that.
Bring it!! oh by the way... are you a girl as well or a guy?
402378 I am the brohan that all bro's want to be.
402381
o-oh my... 
402384 or you could read this... its crap but it also explains all. Not a fanfic...
May I ask if you watch anime, and what are those?
402394 Ummm I don't really watch anime (unless Avatar is [Please don't hate me]) and that link is to a self insert that I'm pouring my heart into.
402398 well.. im just asking
anyway... tell me if your familiar with these characters...
(Ichigo Kurusaki, Phoenix Wright, Sgt. Keroro)
Or games such as...
(Call Of Duty, Persona)
402409 the only Sergeant I know of is some one I can boss around and the Call of Duty is the worst war simulator in the world. But that is my opinion.
402416 harsh...
but.... i can't blame you... there are a lot of haters of that game...
402422 my hate for the game stems from the kids on there who think they know all about firearms and military tactics, when in reality they don't. That and I am tired of being call a gay ass fag Australian dickhead by a four year old.
699657 Your one of them you know.
704374 Yeah really.
704406
who who who who?
704447 No just the Doctor.
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704510
Got ya covered mate.
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Yummmm
704597 It's Bear Grllys flavored.
I feel silly were is the doctor?
704677 He's on my main page with all the other fanfic's I have written.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
704727 so much stuff to read, I feel like twilight
704748 Just you wait till my new thing drops... sometime this month/next two weeks.
How's about now?
704789 Well at it's current stage of 2758 words unedited I am still far off from it being a first chapter because I need to introduce the last character and get to the first 'arc' then I can edit it and then probs drop the first chapter.
Dude best I can manage is over 1000 for each chapter
speaking of
704814 When I have free time I could drop a 3k chapter but now that school has taken back over my life... well.