The Whole Truth And Nothing But...
The Truth
Everypony had been invited to Canterlot for a celebration of the latest birth of a child from the royalty of Saddle Arabia.
While her friends finished getting ready, Twilight was passing the time working on a new potion, a truth potion that could be used on prisoners, and she’d lost track of the time. When she finally looked up, she gasped seeing the clock.
“Oh no! I’m late!”
Jumping up, she tripped over a pile of books, knocking over the vial so that it shattered, it’s fumes going everywhere. Twilight fell, knocked her head hard against the table and landed on the floor unconscious.
Meanwhile, Princess Celestia was busy doing some last minute primping.
“I can’t believe I’m going to have to host yet another party for Lady Tanya,” she grumbled. “She’s so stuck up, and I just KNOW she has mane extensions.”
“Are you all right sister? You don’t normally badmouth other royalty.” Luna raised an eyebrow at her.
“I’m fine. Lets just get this over with.”
Trotting down to the party, the royal sisters were shocked to see that most ponies seemed to be arguing, angry, or upset.
“Tia what is going on?” Luna asked nervously.
“I don’t know.” Celestia’s brow furrowed.
“Wonderful party Celestia,” said Lady Tanya sarcastically. “All it needs is a brawl and it will be positively tickling.”
“Oh yes Tanya,” said Celestia sharply. “Sort of how like at YOUR last party your oldest colt came out to say how he wanted no part of your kingdom and how he hoped you burned in Tartarus?”
Luna’s jaw dropped.
Meanwhile in another part of the room…
“Rarity, please tell me you aren’t wearing that,” Rainbow Dash looked over her dress critically.
“What’s wrong with what I’m wearing?”
“It makes you look chunky.”
“What?!”
“No! I mean it makes your chest look small!”
“WHAT?!”
“Ahhh!” Rainbow couldn’t seem to control her own mouth, so she quickly ran away from the now furious Rarity.
“You know Carrot, all we seem to talk about is the kids,” Cup Cake complained to her husband.
“What do you want to talk about then? Oh your tail is spreading.”
“Excuse me?” Her husband reached over and mashed against her rear with his hooves as he pushed her tail hair back together.
“They were going their separate ways.”
“Carrot!” SMACK!
“Ow! So much for the truth!”
“You know Cadence the next time you’re about to go into heat I’d appreciate if you’d tell me so I can stock up on maredol before hand.”
“What… did you just say?”
“Well you act like a maniac when you’re on it!”
“Shining…” Cadance growled as she started towards him.
“Oh dear… Cadance? Cadance honey…”
“You think you’re so great!” Cadance hollered at him. “When we mate you’re just too rough sometimes! You have a gigantic dick and you wear off the natural lubrication and then I have to go to the bathroom!”
“Now wait just a minute! You told me to go full out on you! Why did you tell me to do that huh?!”
“Because I thought you liked it that way!”
“So you were faking your enjoyment all that time?!”
“No! Just… maybe sometimes…”
“What?!”
Meanwhile Dr. Hooves was attempting to dance with Fluttershy.
“I’m sorry um, I’m not very good at this,” muttered Fluttershy. “Your big hooves keep stepping on mine.”
“My… what?”
“I mean your hooves keep stepping on mine and it’s hard for me to keep up.”
“I wouldn’t keep stepping on them if you didn’t keep putting them in my way.”
“Red and orange? That SO clashes, what was Celestia thinking when she put on that dress?” Rarity wondered aloud before slamming her hoof over her mouth in shock of what she’d just said. A lady didn’t insult royalty! Not ever! She fainted dead away.
The cutie mark crusaders were just gorging themselves at the dessert table with Lily, one of Tanya’s kids, and just watching everyone else in amusement.
“What is happening to everypony?” Apple Jack looked around in shock.
“They’ve learned the joys of honesty,” groaned Twilight as she staggered in with a bump on her head. “I was making a truth potion and I dropped it.”
“How do you stop it?”
“I can’t, it has to wear off.”
“Uh Twilight? Does the potion effect how you feel and not just what you say?”
“Meaning you can’t pretend to be feeling what you’re not? Yeah.”
“Oookay, with angry royalty, that could get messy,” Apple Jack gulped, pointing towards Princess Celestia and Lady Tanya.
“At least I can get a stallion to love me!” Tanya was shouting at Celestia.
“Because she’s not a whore like you!” Luna defended her sister.
“You have no idea,” said Lord Roland, Tanya’s husband. “Half her kids aren’t even mine!”
“At least I’m not some weakling that takes whatever is dished out to her and at least I can keep control over my household!” Screamed Lady Tanya.
Princess Celestia let out a war cry and tackled Lady Tanya. Ponies started gathering around to watch.
“Should we go watch Fluttershy?” Asked the Doctor.
“No I don’t like fights, eep!” Fluttershy hid behind her hair.
“I swear you’re so weak sometimes. Somepony save me! Somepony save me!” Mocked the Doctor.
“Wh-what?!” Fluttershy straightened up and glared at him then socked the doctor in the eye. “Now who needs the saving?!” She ran away crying.
“Ow!” The doctor grabbed his eye.
Princess Celestia was beating the snot out of Lady Tanya, Celestia's dress had been torn to shreds, and there was a ripping sound as she held up part of Tanya’s mane.
“Ha! I told you it was fake!”
“Well done sister!” Luna cheered.
Ponies passed off bets.
“Best party eveeeer!” Pinkie Pie sing songed as she bounced by.
“Oh no, Princess Celestia just beat up Lady Tanya! Do you think a war will come out of this,” whimpered Twilight.
“I hope not,” Apple Jack said worriedly.
Twilight looked around at all the chaos. “I’m going to be sent back to magic kindergarden aren’t I?”
“You know something Twilight?” Apple Jack looked around at all the chaos too. “For this, you just might.”
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Honestly... I didn't enjoy this.
None of the humour appealed to me, and I felt that the whole thing was hampered by a clunky delivery.
I apologize for not having any concrete criticism, but all I can say is that it read awkwardly to me.
Okay... I give up. What's the plot of this story?
This was pretty good in my opinion. Keep up the good work.
Lol... now this was entertaining. Twilight, always experimenting with new potions is fine, but you need to be more careful with them. Haha.. loved this.
No words can express how hard I laughed. Plus shining armour and cadence, golden!
It was funny I'll give you that, but it doesn't seem like a solid story. Just a lot of truths causing damage and gag value. Pretty damn funny though...
You know what?
People should write fanfics with Celestia tackling other ponies more often.
Decent premise, but ultimately the story is just a bunch of ponies insulting each other and then it ends.
OK I laughed hard. Also because of those idiots that put this in that other group I decided to go ahead and upvote and fave it.
2576490 Thank you. I appreciate that.
2576493 your welcome.
Gave it a fav. and an upvote on principle. Nopony has the right to trash another author just because they don't like a story. Yes I'll admit, I personally thought more could be done to it and I found it a bit too short. But all in all, for a short, funny story. It did what it was intended to do.
I'm sorry that this story put your other story on Hiatus. You are a good author and I'm definitely going to be giving your other stories a look.
2577895 Thank you.
2576490
I'm assuming you're talking about "Craptastic Stories"? If so, it's been removed since it didn't have the requisite downvotes to qualify. I don't know if it originally did and people upvoted it or somebody just didn't like it.
2581012 most likely That last one. all it takes is 1 person to put the story in there. this story and I saw like 2 ore 3 others had like 3 to 1 upvotes to down.
2581012 Actually it was a different group, but they finally took my story down last night. Maybe a moderator made them or they decided it wasn't worth the trouble. I don't know.
I gotta say, I was disappointed in this one. It was clunky, hard to read and had a lot of telling rather than showing. It wasn't all bad though, the reactions when some of the ponies realized what they said were pretty good. All in all, a fair little snippet that could use a lot of polish.
And did nobody ask the Doctor's name?
Haha! Very... Eventful! Loved it. So glad things are back to normal too. I can guess you want to leave it in the past, but I was worried this might happen to me when I eventually start writing. Now I'm not too worried, but if I need help, can I come to you? I know that sounds pathetic haha.
Great story!
It was like the triple G all over again... but with truth juice
well, have fun in magic kidergarden twilight
Needs some help in showing rather than telling, but the humor is good, and of course Pinkie's line sells it.
That was a great story to read, after all the sad things I read, this was a great way to uplift my mood~
Omg Lawl. I luved this! :) So funny.
lol so funny