This is a collection of strange short stories that I write when I’m bored. I have no excuses.

Major spoilers for the game Bastion. This is a basic recap of the story. you have been warned!

Caelondia, once the most beautiful city in the land, reduced to rubble. When the Calamity struck, took the floor out from under us. Now everything seemed to be floating high in the sky. Only thing down was a seemingly endless tumble.

Windbags took over what remains of Caelondia, too bad it ain't much. The wild unknown was growing wild once more. The Ura, our pale neighbors to the east, they got every right to be mad. After all, we were the ones who planned the Calamity. Now all that's left of Caelondia, is the Bastion. The kid kept at it, finding cores, aged pieces of stones from Burstone Quarry, they used to power what was once Caelondia, now they're going to bring everything back.

Over time though, he finds others. Down in the Hanging Gardens, he finds Zulf. Zulf was an Ura man, he lost everything to the Calamity. In Prosper Bluff, he finds another Ura, her name was Zia, she was a musician, played her own little Harp-Guitar.

I swear every time the kid came back from finding a core, he brings back all sorts of creatures with him. He brought with him a baby Squirt, a Pecker bird, and even to my surprise an Anklegator. Even managed to fix up an idol of Pyth the Bull.

Lots happened since then, Zulf betrayed us, betrayed the Bastion. Soon he and his countrymen went to finish it off. Ain't for the critters, kid may have been to late to save it. Shame we lost em to the Ura's blades.

The kid did it though, he made his way to the Tazal Terminals, the Ura's home city, a network of underground tunnels. It was cast to the stars in the Calamity. The Ura weren't too happy when the kid began to make a ruckus in their own home. They switched that anger to the man who brought the kid there,

Zulf.

They turned on him, beat him till he was red and blue. Then they left him for dead in the snow, hardly believed it when kid brought it in himself to save the man. Bet he had to do more than say please that time.

Now here we are, The Bastion is complete. Kid just needs to pull that switch, and everything will turn back to normal. Don't worry, everyone will be alright. Things will go back to the way they used to be. All that needs to be done, is for the kid to pull that switch.

Caelondia, we're coming home.

Takes place a month after Rainbow Rocks, and after the first restoration ending in Bastion.

Rated teen now for language and darker themes.

Cover art is something I whipped up in Photoshop on short notice.

The Dazzlings started this battle, and now they were intent on ending it. But in order for them to seize Equestria and the human world, they'd have to go through their final opponents: The Rainbooms.

The stage was set, the final battle was nigh, and the two musicians were ready for the duel that would decide the fate of both the worlds.

[DISCLAIMER]: This ending is not affiliated with the actual film. It goes down a little differently in the actual movie itself, this was just how I saw it ending before I saw Rainbow Rocks itself. I hope you enjoyed my interpretation of it.

Halloween: A time when people dress up in funny costumes to receive substantial amounts of sugary treats. The three siren sisters decide to take part in the tradition in their own ways.

Rated T for suggestive descriptions of clothing

(Written for fun, not for likes.)
(Still on hiatus while I write Mahou Shoujo Sunsetta II.)
The Dazzlings were outshined by the Mane Six, and now by Maho-Shojo Sunsetta, and they're tired of it.
So, when a downed airship falls into their possession, they leap at the opportunity to take care of all their old foes!
However, they get sidetracked when the evil Maho Drive Corporation selects them to be Earth's champions in a race that will ultimately decide the fate of Space and all who reside within!
Can the Dazzlings protect the planet they hope to soon take over, or will they come second in a race where there's no silver medal?
(Not my best writing. An arc taking place shortly after Maho-Shojo Sunsetta.)
Take seriously at your own risk. I will not be held accountable for any derp you may or may not experience while reading Maho Drive.
(Cover image mostly by some guy from Google Images. His signature's in the corner if you get curious. I just added the logo.)

This story is a sequel to College Roomates

Ever since winter, Sonata and her two best buds, Adagio and Aria, have gotten closer since the beginning of their freshmen college year. But with work, dances, and possibly annoying with each other, how will they survive!? (PS: Mainly, Sonata, Adagio, and Aria will get to know each of the Main 6).

Unlike Aria Blaze and Sonata Dusk, the siren Adagio Dazzle is neither a childish idiot nor an apathetic layabout. She has vision. She has purpose. She has drive.

So when – after their spectacular defeat at the hands of the Rainbooms – the trio of terror wind up incarcerated as a result of another failed scheme, she utterly refuses to take it lying down. Nothing in her past has taught her to accept failure. Nothing.

However, the longer she spends in this cell, and the more she has to put up with the irritations and insults of the other two, the more she starts to wonder if something else is going on. Something far more sinister than yet another tedious setback.

Aria and Sonata go to Sonata's mother's house for a nice thanksgiving dinner, when Sonia starts to ask a few personal questions about what boyfriend she's going to have in the future, Sonata finally loses it and confesses to her mom about how Aria is more than just a friend.

fanart: MIa-Doof

Aria Blaze had been acting differently towards Sonata Dusk lately and decided to tell her what’s going on.

Twilight and her friends eat tacos, burgers, and hot dogs. But when they ask Twilight what they are made of, Twilight goes into panic mode. Then, other strange stuff happens, which only makes Twilight freak out even more.