• Published 17th May 2015
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Half Baked Apples - Sailor_Pluto



This is a collection of strange short stories that I write when I’m bored. I have no excuses.

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Girly Yogurt

"Guess what, Rarity?" Sweetie Belle asked, running through the boutique's door.

"What is it, Sweetie Belle?" Rarity replied, not looking up from a new dress she was sewing.

"Me and the girls started a band!" Sweetie yelled excitedly. "Do you wanna know what the name is? Huh? Do you?"

"...Fine." Rarity replied. "But PLEASE refrain from yelling. I've already pricked my finger twice due to unfortunate distractions."

"...Right." Sweetie responded. "Anyway, our band name is Girly Yogurt!"

"...Girly...Yogurt."

"Yup!"

"...Might I ask why, darling?"

"Nobody liked Munchkin Attack."

Rarity immediately went back to sewing, all the while trying to forget what her sister had said.