Half Baked Apples

by Sailor_Pluto

Munchkin Attack

“Wait, what? Say that again.”

Luna rolled her eyes. “Tia, you know what I said.”

Celestia nearly blew up her face trying not to laugh. “Yes, but I’d like for you to say it again…”

Luna face hoofed. “Equestria is under attack…by munchkins.”

Celestia totally lost it and exploded with wild hiccupy laughter. “Munchkins! Oh my god….”

“Tia! Munchkins are just little people!” Luna screamed.

A little person crashed through the window and kidnapped Celestia. Luna smirked and took her seat in Celestia’s throne. “That’ll teach ya.”

Author's Note:

This is something me and my friend from third grade made up. There was a song that went with it, too. Yeah...I have some interesting friends...

Comments

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*sob*
The way you handled the delicate issue of munchkin prejudice with such tact and grace, after already tackling the issue of our increasingly sexual society ("da butts"). Speechless is what I am...at the brilliance and thought put into these stories. Hail my new senpai.