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Glitch Hooves


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Major spoilers for the game Bastion. This is a basic recap of the story. you have been warned!

Caelondia, once the most beautiful city in the land, reduced to rubble. When the Calamity struck, took the floor out from under us. Now everything seemed to be floating high in the sky. Only thing down was a seemingly endless tumble.

Windbags took over what remains of Caelondia, too bad it ain't much. The wild unknown was growing wild once more. The Ura, our pale neighbors to the east, they got every right to be mad. After all, we were the ones who planned the Calamity. Now all that's left of Caelondia, is the Bastion. The kid kept at it, finding cores, aged pieces of stones from Burstone Quarry, they used to power what was once Caelondia, now they're going to bring everything back.

Over time though, he finds others. Down in the Hanging Gardens, he finds Zulf. Zulf was an Ura man, he lost everything to the Calamity. In Prosper Bluff, he finds another Ura, her name was Zia, she was a musician, played her own little Harp-Guitar.

I swear every time the kid came back from finding a core, he brings back all sorts of creatures with him. He brought with him a baby Squirt, a Pecker bird, and even to my surprise an Anklegator. Even managed to fix up an idol of Pyth the Bull.

Lots happened since then, Zulf betrayed us, betrayed the Bastion. Soon he and his countrymen went to finish it off. Ain't for the critters, kid may have been to late to save it. Shame we lost em to the Ura's blades.

The kid did it though, he made his way to the Tazal Terminals, the Ura's home city, a network of underground tunnels. It was cast to the stars in the Calamity. The Ura weren't too happy when the kid began to make a ruckus in their own home. They switched that anger to the man who brought the kid there,

Zulf.

They turned on him, beat him till he was red and blue. Then they left him for dead in the snow, hardly believed it when kid brought it in himself to save the man. Bet he had to do more than say please that time.

Now here we are, The Bastion is complete. Kid just needs to pull that switch, and everything will turn back to normal. Don't worry, everyone will be alright. Things will go back to the way they used to be. All that needs to be done, is for the kid to pull that switch.

Caelondia, we're coming home.

Takes place a month after Rainbow Rocks, and after the first restoration ending in Bastion.

Rated teen now for language and darker themes.

Cover art is something I whipped up in Photoshop on short notice.

Chapters (14)
Comments ( 32 )
Comment posted by MilkshakeCadenza deleted Jun 8th, 2016
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Comment posted by Glitch Hooves deleted Jun 8th, 2016

So this is where things without purpose from Bastion go...

The weapons the Kid uses except the Cael Hammer have been sent to this place because they received no use before the calamity. The Squirt had nowhere to go so it ended up here.

Weird.

6227069 they weren't transported, that's all I can say without spoiling. Remember, the harp is there too.

Would any of the sirens really be that surprised to find a creature that could eat bits of metal? Not just Equestrians, they themselves fed on negative energy and used chaos magic, so I'm not sure gasfellas are that much of a stretch. Hell, I'm surprised she didn't think it just meant there was an open portal to Equestria somewhere nearby. :applejackunsure:

Fluttershy with the machete and Rainbow with the Calamity Cannon. Good thing they found the Lifewine.

I like the spear, you can get through most of the game with a dodgeroll/stab combination, and if anything is out of range, you can throw it! :pinkiehappy:

Nice to see the others finally getting some enjoyment out of all this, most stories that begin with 'Sonata is doing X' just have one or both of them groaning, facepalming, and generally having a terrible time of the whole thing.

Adagio is best drunken marksman!

6463660 Yeah, spear was my favorite, then I found the Fang repeater and the Bellows. Holy crap I decimated everything! :pinkiecrazy:

6463620 That's a matter of psychology, when you've lived in two world that are actively hostile towards you, you tend to keep your distance from certain things. Also, she has her sisters safety in mind, and when one of them brings a creature you have NEVER seen before, you want little to do with it, especially around your family.

In other words, she's slowly turning into a mother figure ever since their defeat.

Twilight's adorkability broken up with random (yet, as far as Squirt vs. the Rainboombs goes, consistent) violence and heavy-hearted homesickness. I have a vague theory about how all of this might end, but will just have to wait. :moustache:

Bacon-haired girl eats bacon. Lives to regret it when a friend shows up! :rainbowlaugh:

And, consistency with the villains seriously getting the short end of the stick. Real charming, that rainbow 'friendship' magic.

I kinda got the impression they'd already emptied that bottle by now. Unless they're magically self-replenishing or something? Would explain how The Kid was apparently able to use most of them all the time. :eeyup:

6497345 Oh they did, they just didn't swallow the needles. Although... self-replenishing bottles sounds really tempting.

Twice now! I've seen this story pop up on the top of the 'updated' list without a new chapter, but last time, there was a new chapter a day or so later, only I didn't notice because other stuff updated between the first update-popping and the chapter's actual appearance!

Explanation: Squirt, weapons and magical booze aren't the only thing that made the trip, I think some of that mind-screw bog gas bled over to Fimfiction. Or just Zulf's pipe. Or Zia's cooking. Or both.

6499137 Glad to see the Calamity didn't get rid of your sense of humor. But in all honesty, my computers been acting up and it clicks 'publish' when I wanted it to save, I really wish there was an 'Are you sure?' Feature, and now it just decided to commit sepuku, so don't expect updates for a while, sorry...:ajsleepy:

The sirens seem understandably cross, and perhaps a little protectively vengeful, so it's probably for the best that Sunset didn't make things worse by getting all heroically indignant at them.

I'd say it's best not to worry about how soon you can deliver a chapter, because I have a bunch of stories that I don't find time for for several months per chapter even if I'm lucky. Take your time, write when you can, and interested readers will most likely still be around when you get back, even if they don't remember every detail of the tale up to the latest chapter. That's when re-reading is handy. :coolphoto:

I am enjoying this Bastion/MLP/Dazzlings crossover. Please continue to update at your own pace ^^

'No assistance of the tail when levitating; possible sex organ?

That was the first thing that came to mind, eh Twilight? :trixieshiftright:

and after repeating the word Cart several times,

She's weirdly, adorably vindictive about this. OCD, I guess! :rainbowlaugh:

The book part was starting to feel like filler until the letter 'S.' So that's where this story came from. :raritywink:

Twilight and Sunset are so cute together. :rainbowkiss:

Twilight's reasoning is a little flawed, though, how would she know that there weren't sirens in the human world by sheer virtue of not having run into them yet? A planet is a pretty big place, but I don't think they've met each others' dopplegangers yet and the same logic would mean they couldn't exist there either. There could be more than one portal for all they know, too, though there's probably less of a reason to suspect there definitively is one, if that makes sense.

You TRIED, and besides, there wasn't anything good to talk about anyway. I also found that drawing of Squirt sunny drew and it is ADORABLE!

She takes it like a champ. :twilightsmile:

What did that mean?
What did what mean?
Those ellipses! You wouldn't have put them there unless they indicated sarcasm!
What? No...
There they are again!
What? No...
You're poking fun at me, aren't you?
What? Yes...
Can we please get on topic.
What? Alright sure, I'll stop

Still adorable. :rainbowkiss:

You heard of what movies are over here right?

They do have movie theaters in Equestria, though Babs kind of made a mess of one.

Sunset and Twilight remain adorable together, but that bit toward the end was tooth-rottingly sweet. :rainbowkiss:

Heya. You planning on continuing this? Just found it, and I'd like to see more of it. Also, for the goldfish's name, I might have gone with "Bruce." Either that or "Bernardo."

7222999 Don't you worry about it. Next chapters almost done, will be up by the end of this week if I can muster the courage to upload.

7223589
Sweet. Yeah, I think I was looking at the wrong story, because the "last updated" date that I saw was 3 years ago. Just got confused.

Learning is fun, eh Twilight? :pinkiehappy:

Why didn't they use elements of harmony or rainbow power? Those creature aren't evidently in harmony with Equestria.

7285691 Nor are they of any actual evil... they're just animals trying to survive in a world they have no understanding of, just cause a lion eats a human doesn't mean he's an evil lion. Also, they're a good bit magic resistant, why they are will touched upon later into the story. Sorry if it bothers you so, I'll try and improve.

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