You are going to die. Pinkie Pie is not. This is a happy story.

All 6000 words were written in a single unbroken-by-anything-including-bathroom-breaks-session using a keyboard and not voice to text.

Things get pretty weird.

Cover art made for but apparently not used by 4EverfreeBrony for his Chant of Mirth song by The Floating Tree

A little pegasus filly shows up in Ponyville. Who is she? Other than the cutest little thing who's ever existed, of course!

I don't know when updates to this will be, other than "occasionally".

An anthology of short stories, following my OC/Self Insert and general menace to himself and everyone around him that makes him feel the wrong way about Equestria Girls plot arcs or just random stuff I felt like writing at the time.

Follow Circadian Bedside as he
• Commits several crimes against his sanity
• Sleeps in school
• Somehow prevents a magical apocalypse
• Stops a contrived slander campaign with his brain
• and more!

Not exactly the most quality story, but it's more than I normally do, and I can be proud of it.

A New pyramid has been discovered! Daring Do and Rainbow Dash explore the maze-like ruins, but are separated upon taking a wrong turn. With Dash all alone, she soon realizes that not only is the pyramid built like this on purpose, but that something...or someone, is watching her.

You're probably wondering why it's E? And that is because I feel like I should, and it would provide a decent challenge. We've seen in kids media people getting wrapped in bandages, and still retain their rating, so this is meant to challenge myself. Plus this is to help cope with my depression, so hope you're okay with this. This fic is also my own take on another story made by someone I follow.
4/22/23: Now with a new cover done by the wonderful ZettaiDullahan!

This story is a sequel to Every Breath You Take

A lonely human and an ostracized pony take an early morning car ride and talk about everything and nothing.

Inspired by a comment KeeganFirecloak made on Every Breath You Take

Pre-read & edited by KeeganFirecloak

What if you are no good? What if you mess up? These thoughts plague your mind just before a show which leads into a panic attack. It seems like the show will have to be cancelled, until Pipp steps in. Your nerves settled after reassuring words and calming breathing exercises by your close friend, amidst this persuasion even comes something more.

[F4A], [supermodel], [kissing], [French Accent]

You are in Canterlot, when you happen to meet one of the most beautiful ponies you’ve ever laid your eyes on.

This story is a sequel to Car Wash

When I caught a contagious disease and had to quarantine for a week, I thought I'd get seven days of peace & quiet. But it turns out that ponies are immune to human diseases and love to help...

While this story is a sequel to Car Wash it isn't necessary to read that story first.

Written for Admiral Biscuit's challenge/request/not-a-contest for more slice of life fics featuring ponies working on Earth:

https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/869870/story-notes-labor-day-plus-a-challenge-to-readers

Pre-read & edited by: Admiral Biscuit

This story is a sequel to A Second Chance

A lot has happened to Meteorite over the years since she was unceremoniously thrown into existence by her author. Even if she has spent a lot of that time trying to both stay out of the way and undermine said author...

Fictional retells the original story of Meteorite as she recalls her experiences to her now marefriend, Rarity. Her first days in the world of Equestria, her encounters with the other ponies around her, and her desires to ruin her author because she's clearly up to something nefarious because oh my god who even seriously writes self-inserts?!

Fictional was started back in 2011, but had been abandoned since. Eleven years later, I'm determined to finish it, even if I have to release it in parts at a time.

And as a sequel.
That's actually a prequel.
That's actually the original story.

Rainbow Dash was flying one day, when she decided to rest on a small cloud. Her nap is interrupted when a new friend of hers calls out to her. Neocros and Rainbow have known each other for a few months now, and though he is a bit strange, he's rather nice once she got to know him.

The beginning of their relationship begins.