After one of Twilight's science experiments goes horribly wrong and accidentally sends Princess Celestia and Princess Luna to Plant Earth, Anon is given the task by the US Government to act as their care taker until they can manage to figure out a way to send them home.

Unfortunately for Anon, he is a very busy man, who can not do everything and be everywhere at the same time.

So what do two pony princesses from another planet do when they find out that they are out of Tea and their care taker is too busy to help them?

Well of course, they take it upon themselves to go grocery shopping by themselves.

In the hijinks that follows, many questions will remain:

How will both Princesses react to all the commodities offered to them by a supermarket conglomerate?

How will Carl the Walmart Manager, keep his store clean and peaceful when two aliens from a different planet keep trashing the place and terrorizing his customers?

Will Anon ever financially recover after the Royal Sisters use his credit card to buy everything they want and pay for the collateral damages that they cause?

And most importantly of all, how many Moon Pies will Princess Luna have to buy before she is finally satisfied?

Pinkie helps Twilight around her library in an attempt to be closer with her.

Thanks to PseudoBob Delightus for proofreading.

Thanks to Math Spook for proofreading.

Thanks to Ashy for proofreading.

Thanks to Hoofprintz for pre-reading.

This story is a sequel to Ultimate Spiders and Magic: Episode VIII "Forget Me Knots"

Peter is reunited with a close friend from Crystal Prep as she prepares for the Track and Field State Finals. However, there is bad blood between rivals Lightning Dust and Rainbow Dash, made worse by unfair expectations by the former’s parents. After a tragic accident and the activation of her X-Gene, Electro is born from the wake of a thunder storm and descends upon an emotional path of destruction. Can Peter save his friend before she loses what’s left of her humanity, while also avoiding his own troubles with Rainbow Dash?

“Don’t you know? I’m Electro.”

Coverart done by jmkplover and edcom02

Special thanks to this group of editors and proofreaders! Regreme, Commander Stelios, Titan Commander Sebaste, and Marvelsoldier

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Thanks to the combined efforts of herself and her friends, Twilight has managed to defeat Opaline without the necessity to sacrifice all magic. Of course, everything has a price. One year. One year before the spell wears off. One year to force Opaline to see the world differently or be banished forever. However, although Twilight is up for the challenge, not everypony may see things the same way. After all, they may never get this opportunity to defeat the evil alicorn again. Opaline is completely vulnerable, reduced to the state of a mere filly at a fixed point in time, with no cutie mark, and no memories. Can they get her to see the error of her ways and find value in friendship? Or is she truly a lost cause?

[Takes place after the events of The Last Problem]

This story is a sequel to Fulmine Armata

Things have been quiet for Lady Lightning Strike, the so-called "Queen of the Gladiators" as nothing has dared challenge her protection of Ponyville over the past few years. But all is not quiet in the world, and as war rages in a distant land Equestria sends in a lone agent in an attempt to avoid being drawn into the conflict between magic and technology.

So... fair warning here. This is a story I may never finish, but definitely wanted to at least start. Lawrence of Arabia, told from a pony point of view, and very definitely inspired by Sabaton's song, "7 Pillars of Wisdom." Let's see how far we go...

This story is a sequel to Chaos Mirrors – My Former Reflection

STORY TRANSLATED USING CHAT GPT AI

Chaos Mirrors: Legacy – The Last Song of Chaos

Sequel to My Former Reflection. The grand finale of the Chaos of Mirrors saga.

Chaos has fallen silent.
But its echo still lingers.
And the mirrors… remember everything.

This is the last song of the daughters of chaos — a song that does not beg for victory, but for truth. Iris, Meadow, Camel, and Rosalyn must face the sirens who have returned to reclaim their voices. Past wounds rise again in the songs of Adagio, Aria, and Sonata — the sirens break their pact with Discord and attempt to restore their lost power… or bury everything that remains.

Meadow carries in her heart a seed of chaos that was never meant to sprout.
Camel — a shadow of fire that could burn all.
Rosalyn — the guide of the Gallery, fading with every memory.
And Iris… is losing her hearing. She no longer hears the echoes.

There will be no battle.
There will be no victors.
Only mirrors. Voices. And the final choice.

For the price of immortality… is loneliness.
And every story must one day close.

In the end, there will be no more magic.
Only words.
Mirrors. And memory.

And a choice that may take everything away…
…or save what still remains.

“I'm the girl who is lost in space, the girl who is disappearing always, forever fading away and receding farther and farther into the background. Just like the Cheshire cat, someday I will suddenly leave, but the artificial warmth of my smile, that phony, clownish curve, the kind you see on miserably sad people and villains in Disney movies, will remain behind as an ironic remnant. I am the girl you see in the photograph from some party someplace or some picnic in the park, the one who is in fact soon to be gone. When you look at the picture again, I want to assure you, I will no longer be there. I will be erased from history, like a traitor in the Soviet Union. Because with every day that goes by, I feel myself becoming more and more invisible...”
~ Elizabeth Wurtzel, Prozac Nation

Rarity helps Pinkie Pie during a bipolar low.

Birthday gift for Suni.

Smolder needed a break. She has cigarettes. She smokes, no one to bother her. Almost no one.

Teen rating is for cautionary measures as it does include Cigarette usage. Not sure if it's warranted or not, but safe than sorry, unless given permission to tune it down to Everyone.

Everypony in Equestria knows their land is a peaceful place of sunshines and rainbows, except from the yearly Villains trying to take over, of course.

What everypony is unaware of is that a dark defender has to do the dirty work the Princesses don't. All in the name of making Equestria a better place.

Special thanks to: GalaxyDrift for proofreading the story.

Sunset Shimmer's continued presence in the human world puts both worlds at risk. The Mirror being forced open has only made it worse. She must come home, and the Mirror must be sealed, or else two realities will collapse into nothing. Sunset knows there's only one choice here, but that doesn't make it hurt any less. Luckily, some unexpected new friends are sure to help.

Edit 8/28/25: Comments disabled because once again, my fimfic comments are not the place to debate gun safety. Feel free to send a direct message if you have something to say about this fic!