This wasn't supposed to go up for a few more days, but I couldn't help myself. As soon as I finished editing it, I decided to upload it. So here, days ahead of schedule, is Blog 18: Dusty's Inferno.

This one is entirely for me. Seriously, I've been wanting to do this for, like, ever, and you can't stop me Audient Void. NO ONE CAN STOP ME! I'M INVINCIBLE! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

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As the title for this blog says, I have a new story dropping tomorrow. It is a one-shot, and it isn't that long, but it is better than nothing I suppose. Oh, and it's staring Berry Punch, and may have been inspired by not so happy personal events, plus stories I've read on this site. So, there's that. You'll just have to wait and see what I mean.

See you guys tomorrow. c:

Why is it happening? Who knows. But it is and it can't be stopped!

I wanted to try and write a Berry Punch story where she wasn't just a stupid drunk. I hope I succeeded.

P.S: There's no clop, just some suggestive references here and there when appropriate.

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Hey hey hey, it's not Fat Albert, thank god. It's me, a sad lonely man who writes horse words in his spare time for fun. So anyway I found this old ratty thing and thought I'd post it here in case anyone is interested in seeing my first poor attempts at writing. This was before I even wrote Bizarro Am Not in Equestria, so the writing isn't as good. Just thought I'd slap it here in case anyone felt interested in the concept. Anyway, enjoy my first unnamed project.

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I was part of a collab that is now done! It's fun, sad, serious, not a comedy and... I wrote about Berry Punch for it. Yes. My Berry Punch.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/396406/bringing-back-the-laughter
Give it a read if ya could? A lot of writers worked really hard on this.
-Pencil

Currently Reading: Green - Chapter 24
Currently Listening: Starry Starry Night (Luna's Song) - Vincent Parody
Current Mood:

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I'm contemplating getting "berried" myself.

My dear friend milk wrote me something. I didn't emotionally blackmail him into it at all. Also, I judge him VERY harshly for his choices involving scotch.

Go read this and tell him it's great!

Thanks for all the birthday wishes folks. Take care.

-Pencil

I've been working on a new short LWTSIW story. Also my other usual stuff.
I'll be a bit busy for a week or two, so there's no telling how much I'll get done, but I hope to have updated Living With Twilight Sparkle Is Weird sooner rather than later.

Again, thanks for your help in making The Waiting Room a success. I'll likely do some more BerryXAnon stories at some point.

-Pencil

Now that the grossness is done, what am I working on?

It'll be a while, and it'll be a few thousand words long, but I've wanted to write this for a while and, damn it, I'm going to. If you don't want some sweet sads, introspection, and bittersweet resolution, that's your business.

Happy Memorial day everyone.

-Pencil

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Anyone who patiently waits for each new chapter (sorry) I assume you've come to notice a pattern on the last dozen or so: it shows up sometime at the end of the month. That's usually just the kind of arbitrary fire under me I need to get it out. This time I got burned I guess!

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I'm okay.

Please don't worry or distress.

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I published a new, very short, Berry Punch story today. Been meaning to post it for a while. It's not like the others in a lot of ways, and it's pretty heavy and lacking in any of my usual humor. Even dark humor.

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Well, I have three and a half projects in the water. The half project is because I really only have a basic premise for it, and it might not happen. The other three, with pictures, WILL happen, with one of them (hopefully) coming out the week after next. It needs 5K words more, MAYBE. After that, the next Berry Punch story (Yess, it's Broken Love) will come out sometime next month, maybe sooner. The RD one? I don't even know, whenever I'm feeling drunk and whimsical. So here's a sneak preview:

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Well, I hope you like sads, very brief sex scenes, and long internal monologue, because oh boy do I have a story for you. A day late, but it's still done.

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...no, seriously. It was a commission from a wonderful WONDERFUL dude named gorillarmy, and they wanted me to do a comedy with my Berry and Anon. And ya know what? I got pretty mean about it! But I'm so happy, and it was so fun. And maybe some of you who enjoy the series will find it funny.

Here's the link, expect a longer blog post over the weekend about what's on tap:

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