Too short to publish as an independent story:

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Go look at the last few days of new stories. Look at all the porn or teen with sex tag. Yeah, y'all hella horny!

Whelp might as well as get this out of the way before I get sober.

How are you so spongy?

Dr. Clean mostly, with a touch of Pinesol.

What's your favorite band and type of music?

Uhhhhh.... Does D12 count as a band? Eh, they have a song called that, it should be good enough. As for favorite type of music, it'll be split between hardcore rap, 1950's jazz/blues, and of course, deathcore.

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Greater than Frosted Flakes, as a matter of fact. Asside from now having zits on the part my ex loved most, I feel awesome for managing to get through this week without drinking or passing out from exhaustion! My mom and I made more progress on my Leia costume. A few days ago, we bought braiding hair to make the giant buns. While I was at school, she traced the pattern and washed the fabric. (Pro tip: if you're making your own, get a pattern for Jesus costumes and modify

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I am really horny right now. I don't have any toys and my girlfriend broke up last year. Does anyone have a solution to my problem?

First, it's not called Apples Don't Care anymore. It is now called House of Horny Horses. Thanks for the new title, Mad Mew Mew.

I've also moved specific chapter fetishes to the story desrcription and spoilered them, so that there aren't spoilers in the chapter titles, and made the fetish lists more accurate.

That is all. Have a barely (site) legal Silverstream.

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Hey, all! Thanks so much for making The Barcast as big as it is! But we need your help. We want to hit that magical 1.1k sub goal and if you haven't subbed, what are you waiting for?

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From the asshole that brought you "The Sun's Desire". And the same asshole that brought you "The Moon's Lust," I now present three new stories.

"The Heart's Sin"

"Will You Walk into my Parlour? "

Celestia's fetish

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I've been shot with a glancing blow from the Hasbro canon. I need to cancel my plans to extend Veneer and mark it Complete again. (Episode thoughts follow.)

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yes, this comes right after the previous snippet.

"Oh. Oh. First the puppy eyes, and now this?" Hitch groaned. "Please don't be like Sunny. I already know plenty about what happened in the dungeons."

"I said that was a joke!" Sunny grumbled. "You really held onto that all this time?"

"That's why you don't tell a pubescent colt about the Canterlot Ho--"

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Someone asked. I made a spreadsheet. I think you can figure out what 'ahem' represents.

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Stuck In Place has returned with another holiday of sex, zombies and sex. This time I'm tackling the best CANON lesbian couple in the series. No, they aren't sisters. The best parents Scootaloo ever had have been infected with the same disease that been consuming the school and are now holding Sunburst hostage.

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Yes, my most disgusting and depraved story gets another chapters. Things get more insane and horrifying and someone might even die. Sex, Murders, Zombies, Dragon Bitches beating some mad whores, all on the next chapter of Stuck In Place.

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It's here! Do you enjoy sweet romance? Spy movies? Do you think holiday stories could use more demonic goat creatures? Well, then, submitted for your approval this Christmas/Hearth's Warming, it's...

I always feel a little bit guilty doing non-writeoff reviews during the writeoffs, but given how frequently the writeoffs happen these days, if I didn’t, I’d hardly do any at all.

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Trust me, you want to click that page break.

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How have you guys been? My day has been pretty awesome and sober! This morning, I woke up and went to a workshop to start my college applications. When I got home, I continued to read a book. Reading isn't always my cup of tea, but I can enjoy a good book every once in a while. Plus I feel obligated to read it since a good friend lent it to me over a year ago and I never returned it... (twilight oops I think a :twilightohshit: would be

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As much as I wanted to keep my blog posts at 69, I felt the need to say this. I'm volunteering as a counselor at a Jesus camp even though I'm a dyke who's never held a Bible in her life. Hopefully , there won't be too much drama since this crazy bitch is coming after she learned that I applied. I really hope that this camp kills my sex drive. Lately, I've been too horny for my own good.