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Distorted Flare


King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

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Sep
3rd
2015

A sequel to suns desire. · 5:24pm Sep 3rd, 2015

From the asshole that brought you "The Sun's Desire". And the same asshole that brought you "The Moon's Lust," I now present three new stories.

"The Heart's Sin"

"Will You Walk into my Parlour? "

Celestia's fetish

Comments ( 36 )

The second one...dridders? Interesting...

Majin Syeekoh
Moderator

Well, that's one way to advertise a story.

Go for it. I loved The sun's desire and The Moon's lust. And the concept with a dridder is interesting.

3366843 Why not? I mean being an artist and writer have its perks.

Majin Syeekoh
Moderator

3366852 It certainly does, yeah.

First story: Cute and sexy
Second story: Kinky
Third story: Evil Celestia kicks ass.

Which one is most likely for paizuri action? Just curious.

3366885 prob the first and third story

I am TOTALLY down for the third one

Candy seems to be a little bit of a... tempter and I'm more the okey with that.

3366889 Then I vote for the first or third one.

Is this a vote? Because while I love changelings, I'm not a big fan of driders. My vote will have to go to three. I'm a sucker for Dom, even more so if it's that special combination of sweet and dom. I'm gonna be tryin to write one of those myself later. :trixieshiftright:

"Will You Walk into my Parlour? "

I'm getting a Monster Musume vibe from that second image.

3366934 You do realize this is not a vote I am doing all three of them. I already have 2000 words for the second 1000 for the third and am working out concept ideas for the first

Flare... are you watching monster musume.... Arachne....

Btw, Sun's Desire, Moon's Lust. Is Love's Embrace and Friendship's Benefits up next? ;)
Wait, scratch out the Love's Embrace.

3367068 I am but this story idea is about what 9 months old. I actually got the idea from the original monster musume which was a rough porn comic one shots on a couple hentai websites. Then when the manga came out I read it and have been watching the anime. The reason I chose a drider was not because of arachne alone but simply because I remember fighting one in evil dead for the PlayStation 1 and loved the idea.

Let's go for it. I'm excited to see these and hope they turn out great.

3367074 Mkay, I wasn't pushing anything for saying you copied. I was just wondering if you knew about the Manga/Anime.

3367145 Oh it is all fine. I understand and I know you were not implying that.

3367176 Also, about that kinda theme ya got going there. Guessing Friendship is up next?
Sun ---> Moon ---> Love ---> ???

3367254 The titles of the stories?... it isn't a theme is it.

3367286 Well the suns desire moons lust and hearts sin are all themes but other than that nope

3367309 okay them, im going to go destroy a clan in TW Shogun 2. talk to you later flare.

The second image looks like a scene from monster musume

I want to find the second one sexy but my arachnophobia won't let me!

What passing-bells for these who die as cattle?
- Only the monstrous anger of the guns.
Only the stuttering rifles' rapid rattle
Can patter out their hasty orisons.
No mockeries now for them; nor prayers nor bells;
Nor any voice of mourning save the choirs, -
The shrill, demented choirs of wailing shells;
And bugles calling for them from sad shires.

What candles may be held to speed them all?
Not in the hands of boys, but in their eyes
Shall shine the holy glimmers of goodbyes.
The pallor of girls' brows shall be their pall;
Their flowers the tenderness of patient minds,
And each slow dusk a drawing-down of blinds.

Damn! Sure as hell can't wait for "The Heart's Sin"! If the last two were any indication we're in for a hell of a time!

First Image

Huh, a Cadance fic... hopefully this is either the unattached Cadance or the open-relationship Cadance... perhaps a threeway-if-Shining-Armor-is-Glimmer-Shield-in-this-fic Cadence?

Second Image

Huh, it looks like an Arachnipony!Rarity is going to have some fun with a poor sap. Like everyone before me, it's Monster Musume time!

Third Image

Wait, I recall this image from days gone by... yeah, it was entitled "sexy Tyrant Celestia"... hoho, whatever fetish she has, it must be PRETTY kinky (let's just hope it's a sexy fetish and not a... questionable-sanity fetish).

I approve all these stories. But I have one question, will they all star David, or just the first one?

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