As I write this, I'm officially 24 years old. Not really happy about it. My little brother will turn 18 in a month.

This is a happy blog.

Here's a lollipop.

“So y'all gonna bleed to death just to prove a point, huh.”

“Hahah, what?” Pinkie gave AJ a drunk smile. “Nooo idea what you’re talking about!”

“Pinkie, you look like you’re tryin’ to traumatize the kids now, instead of doin’ it on accident. Give me the shears.”

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Hey guys...

I'm really sorry to say that I will not be updating today. But I promise I will soon.

I just didn't have any time today to just sit down, and write. I spent most of my afternoon reading fanfics, browsing DeviantArt, and responding to the many notes, comments, and PM's I received.

Anyway, I feel like I update WAY too often, and that's causing some of you to expect chapter updates every hour. Like, I just got a PM saying, "Hey Crystal, where the heck is the update?"

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So I was helping my dad to thread some wires under our outdoor patio roof for some lights he's put inside of some plastic meshing, and he asks me to pass him a 'plastic piece'.

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I have a Patreon. It isn't for the money (I don't need it), it's for my fans... but it isn't working out yet.

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The pants are optional.

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Sorry for the lateness of this review, I really need to get a better buffer.
Anyway, here they are:

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Yup. Not updating "Elements" this week, my dear readers. Been busy with other things, and I personally wanted to take a small rest. It is, however, becoming Autumn now and the spark to write is becoming more frequent. I can't say expect me to update more often on my story, but I CAN say I may yet just surprise you with what I might be doing.

That is all.

Well guys, You've probably noticed by now that my stories on here aren't being updated and I'm not online that often, and you may be thinking: "What gives?"

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This past week's What The Fuck Is Wrong With You featured news stories that ranged from well that was dumb-to eww gross-to pure what the fuckery-to maybe you shouldn't consume that.

Some of the lessons I hope you all learn from watching this are:
-Leave your ex the fuck alone and definitely don't make a phony call to the cops about a fake crime.

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Happy Christmas Eve, Merry Christmas, and a Happy Holidays to all who still quietly stalk my blog posts! I'm just gonna use this chance to talk about nothing, since I've been at work for over an hour and all that's happened is the rain. God, I love the rain!

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SUMMARY / HIGHLIGHT REEL for chapters 1 – 9
(A quick refresher, for when the story updates ...... sometime soon-ish, I hope?! Maybe?! )

WARNING. MASSIVE SPOILERS for CHAPTERS 1 – 9!

THE FOLLOWING IS A SUMMARY OF THE EVENTS, AND A SERIES OF HIGHLIGHTS / EXCERPTS FROM CHAPTERS 1 THROUGH 9.

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Stardom Freedom, based on the warm reception surrounding your OC's debut Lp, I hereby follow it up!

Mono LPM-3990 GONNA TAKE A SENTIMENTAL JOURNEY
Stereo LSP-3990 Melody
Arranged and Conducted by Babs Seed and Apple Bloom

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You guys have been an AMAZING following, helping me out and giving me lots of amazing ideas. You're all incredible. And I appreciate every single one of your submissions to the Relic ideas bin. And the number of OCs that I can actually feature in the story is great! There have been plenty of compatible characters.

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Hey, guys, the next chapter for A Hiss In The Dark is just about done. I just need to wait until DoomOtter has had a chance to look at it, since he's kind of my co-author now, and he'll want to see it before its published. I must say, though, that this one's a doozy. A 6000+ word doozy.

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Okay, recently a fellow user has been having trouble reporting two users on Youtube who have been stealing Scribbler's work among other people's works and they haven't been taken down yet. So, please give this guy a hand. Details can be found in the links below.

http://www.fimfiction.net/blog/714078/now-everyones-being-a-thief

http://www.fimfiction.net/blog/714033/i-feel-like-a-failure

For those who aren't used to military time, yes, it just was Wednesday, April 12th, 8.56 PM around here. I accidentally managed to catch it at 56 seconds too, as I thought, a bit late, that it'd look better if I took the watch off (well, according to the user's manual, it's actually a heart rate monitor, but I only use it as such in the gym).

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