WARNING: This blog post contains M-rated content in the first paragraph. Skip if you're below 18 and/or you don't like to lose your innocence.

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I'm working on some projects, one being a fic inspired by Ganymede's sadly unfinished fic 'Half-Life: Equestria' which you should totally read. There's no ETA yet, but hopefully, it'll be worth the wait.

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Equestriabound VOD ep 1. More episodes to come with time.

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Every year Nash and Tara do the rectalspective where they go a handful of objects people got stuck in their various orifices listed on this site here.

The ultimate life lesson is, when going to the ER because you got something stuck in your orifice, tell the nurses the truth about why. If you make up some stuff, they won't believe you.

Greetings Fimfictioners, and a happy 2024 to you all!

I'm writing to you all today from Florida on Vacation and it was much needed and has been so excellent. I know it's been a minute since I've been on here but I also feel comfortable here telling you guys about life stuff so I'm chronicling updates on this little blog since it's a safe space.

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Well, for those of you the wanted 34 minutes of hot wings and discussions of mediocre topics, here you go!

Thanks to everyone for donating this year!

Hi, I'm looking for someone to write me a story where I end up in Equestria where I turned into a unicorn and become one of the members joining the mane 6 + Starlight Glimmer, this will take place after "To Where and Back Again Part 2" Also, my profile pic is not my real self, I'll probably update the profile pic to my real self if FiMfiction is okay with it. If not, I will use one of the art I have on my DeviantArt page. Also I do want to have another story where the Mane 6 and Starlight

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Its out! Like I said before, it will likely be much shorter and to the point than the rest of my stories.

What kind of story is it, exactly? Well, it's a Slice of Life/Romance featuring Rainbow dash and a poor victim of Discord's trickery.

I expect the tone to be much different than my last two larger stories...

Anyways, yeah. Enjoy,

The life lessons we learned this week:

-Cicadas are loud. This year is a rarity, multiple cicada broods have emerged, something that hasn't happened since 1803. The police are powerless to stop horny insects.

-Don't smuggle drugs of any kind. Drugs are bad. Mm-Kay? If you are going to smuggle drugs in your car, obey all the traffic laws so you don't get pulled over. Also: Holy shit! That's a lot of heroin!

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Still alive, summer has been brutal and my motivation to do stuff after work has been pretty low.

However, I have done some larger copy editing for the general flow of some later chapters. Right now I'm working on actually adding a new chapter or two to help fill out where the story is and better the overall flow. This also gives me more time to do what I should have done when I wrote this part of the story before. Which is do more with introducing the city and the town Moony is staying in.

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Two characters that break the laws of physics end up sharing a love of bondage.
If this goes live I just have to figure out how to start it. In a way that sane minds can comprehend perhaps.
Cover Art created already.
Might make it T instead of M if it's more of a texture based story... I dunno.
Why you draw such kinky art, Mane 6 Dev Team?

or
possibly

See the softer side of a much-beloved bureaucrat with today's reader-selected tale.

A Canterlot Carol
[Comedy] [Slice of Life] • 6,464 words

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Well! Episode 100 certainly put a spanner in the works of Changeling teacher!
I do not wish to spoil it for any who may not have watched it yet, but for those of you who have:
That thing in the back on the pew, certainly contradicts one of my main premises of CT.

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My feed has been LOUSY with spoilers for the second half of Season Five, mostly from the SDCC panel.

If you're doing that, cut it out.

Here's how NOT to use a spoiler:

SPIKE'S A DINOSAUR OMG OMG! (SPOILER)

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So there's a WHOLE EPISODE and it's episode whatever and there's a musical number and Spike's grandmother comes back and she tells him he's really from DINOSAUR VALLEY omg and he can go back with her only he doesn't YOU GUYZ

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032 A Researcher in Need

Hello,

Now that I have your attention (thanks Twilight!) I feel obliged to tell you this post won't be about ponies, but about another passion of mine: video games.

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It's been a busy month, in between the Writeoffs and the new $16 million grant at work and actually getting a new story published for once. I did, however, have some time to deploy my minions on an important brand recognition mission.

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Ok, so it may not be released yet. But myself and Moonlit Sparkle are working on a new short story here that should also (if all things are well received) spawn into a second, longer story. Title is still a work in progress, as we've only just started working on this the other day. But hey, I mean, if you love comedic, feel-good stories for sibling bonding then this is gonna be for you! Read an excerpt after the break.

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Aside from the whole time consuming monster that is the Christmas holidays taking both mine and grey's time, my job has been making me work six days a week for the last month and well, me and Grey work opposite shifts so we've only been able to write on the weekends or right before I'm about to go to sleep for the day
he may have the bat ponysona but I'm more of a bat than he is

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Everypony-

Yes, I did declare 'break week', but I also said I miiiight publish a story of my own that was basically ready to go anyway. Well, I did. If it's you're cup of tea, enjoy a somber, post-holiday tale of a young unicorn doctor named Painless, as he learns to soften his heart again.

Be well, ponies

Sugarcube in the Corner

I'm talking about my inspirations to tell stories, where I get my ideas, why I started...

Which is all author speak for 'Let me rant about stuff'.

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