although i might have my 99th be tomorrow?
idk

but for now im making useless blogs until then

Hey everyone! It's been forever since I been on here or have posted anything. Now getting to why I'm here and what I have to say, is I don't see why I involve myself with or am apart of a website that I don't seem to spend anytime on reading stories or posting any of my own stories for that matter. As much as I would like to get stories on here for others to read, I don't think I have the time and skills to get my stories on here. I feel like I'm wasn't my time trying to get stories on here

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I was going to do some sort of large post for my return because I'm self-centered like that, but I'm not really feeling up to it so I'll keep it short.

On the trip, I met another brony and PikaBlue failed at speaking Spanish. She tried to make a statement about sexual harassment and instead said "your mother likes sexual lobsters." We were laughing so hard that I had to stop working lest I drop a crate on my foot.

So. Anything happen while I was gone?

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I want to animate.
I can't animate.
I want to draw.
I have a stupid MS Paint program. :C
I want to RP with my friends.
They're off doing stuff.
I want to throw lemons at life.
It won't let me.

What was I writing about again?

So we have all these universes people have for their ongoing stories and that are well known. Kilala,Penstroke,etc. So, I want to try and make something like that. And with Discovering Friendship getting quite the following, I want to suggest "The Terraverse" for stories involving this humanized world. I'm pretty sure you guys have better ideas though, and I'd love to hear them!

I have to make the decision of doing schoolwork all day, doing commissions all day, doing writing all day, or my favourite option—doing nothing all day.

I dunno. What say you? Have some random art.

(by the way, I redid my profile page, and it's really boring now.)

[8/15/2016 12:38:58 PM] *** emin kataman would like to add you on Skype

Merhaba Sleepy Panda, seni bir kişi olarak eklemek istiyorum. ***
[8/15/2016 1:48:17 PM] Sleepy Panda: ?
[8/15/2016 5:12:03 PM] emin kataman: me from turkey
[8/15/2016 5:12:05 PM] emin kataman: 38
[8/15/2016 5:12:15 PM] emin kataman: lets be frıend
[8/16/2016 6:56:36 PM] Sleepy Panda: no thanks
[8/16/2016 6:56:57 PM] Call from emin kataman
[8/16/2016 6:56:57 PM] Call ended

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CAUTION: Extreme Math Ahead!

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So back at the start of March when the Friendship is Optimal contest launched, I ended up in a bit of a debate with GaPJaxie on it. Specifically, on the prize for underappreciated writers. The criteria for that one had been 'a writer under 500 followers' - I liked the idea of such a prize but objected that 500 follows was a poor choice for what

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I have a literal thousand ideas for my stories but all of them are events that are going to take place damn near a month from now in the story but I want to write them now because I love these parts of the story I plan to write and its so damn frustrating and I just needed to vent so have a pointless blog, except its not pointless because I need opinions on these ideas. THREE LUCKY PEOPLE will get sneak peeks at these ideas and their input will directly affect the way the story moves.

Come, someone please tell me if there is any reason to go on. I see none. What is the point of being here?

And it’s good

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING RANT IS MEANT AS A COMEDIC RELIEF/MASS BITCHY COMPLAINING ABOUT PEOPLE BETWEEN THE CURRENT AGES OF NEWBORN TO 16 YEARS OLD. IS IN NO WAY MEANT TO VERBALLY SLANDER UPON ANYONE BORN BETWEEN 2000 AND 2016.

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when i write a poem
the world ends
with the energy of a
malfunctioning garbage disposal

the same water jesus rides to work
designates our planet a ridiculous paradox
a superfluous apostrophe

in an interstellar venue
we are the water-planet
worshipping a sun god

a day's length:
an inappropriate tool for
polishing bone

it was dark and
perpetual when i wrote this
the neighbourhood was exploding

Now, I have this tendency to talk to myself, like, a LOT. And I answer myself, sometimes, as well. Now, it’s not as crazy as it sounds! It actually really helps me think and get my thoughts in order. However, sometimes I just start freakin’ monologing to myself, like some cheesy villain on an exposition train. *coughcoughcozyglowcough*.

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